Time For The Show

Time For The Show

By Hypercube LabsComedy
Download on the App Store

Time For The Show episodes

  • Ep 49: The Final Kwanzaamas
    It's Christmas, and Jesus doesn't look a day over 1500. Papa Faux learns what a SubGenius is after discovering how easy it is to make Fidd take unidentified medication. Peas reveals the secrets he learned in "radio school". The hosts do their famous "intro trick", which is where they burn the first 75% of the show talking about what's going to happen during the remaining 25%. Peas uses a month's worth of cow lube and a battering ram to attempt to force a bit where Rudolph the Reindeer is a guest on the show (Teller was funnier). Inside jokes and references to past shows litter everything before the first song break. ISIS gets a pass in the spirit of the season during The Blind Eye, which is followed by a Scalpod-hosted round of Is It A Band. Both segments only take about three minutes each. Fidd announces the Is It A Band trading card series! After the final music break, the sacred on-air live sound check is consecrated, which is followed by a viewer mail segment in which less than half of the submissions are fake news -- a new record! Peas talks about something he calls a "mustard poltriss", which for some reason leads him not only into disclosing the secrets he learned as a Shriner and Mason in the Scottish and York rites (no shit), but also articulating a scholarly explanation of Kwanzaa before getting steamrolled by Fidd and Faux into apologizing for the entire show hereuntoforthwith. Fidd and peas are rightfully shitfaced by the end of the show -- no further notes required.
    1 hr 54 min
  • Episode 49: The Final Kwanzaamas

    Time for the Show: Episode 49
    The Final Kwanzaamas

    It’s Christmas, and Jesus doesn’t look a day over 1500. Papa Faux learns what a SubGenius is after discovering how easy it is to make Fidd take unidentified medication. Peas reveals the secrets he learned in “radio school”. The hosts do their famous “intro trick”, which is where they burn the first 75% of the show talking about what’s going to happen during the remaining 25%. Peas uses a month’s worth of cow lube and a battering ram to attempt to force a bit where Rudolph the Reindeer is a guest on the show (Teller was funnier). Inside jokes and references to past shows litter everything before the first song break. ISIS gets a pass in the spirit of the season during The Blind Eye, which is followed by a Scalpod-hosted round of Is It A Band. Both segments only take about three minutes each. Fidd announces the Is It A Band trading card series! After the final music break, the sacred on-air live sound check is consecrated, which is followed by a viewer mail segment in which less than half of the submissions are fake news — a new record! Peas talks about something he calls a “mustard poltriss”, which for some reason leads him not only into disclosing the secrets he learned as a Shriner and Mason in the Scottish and York rites (no shit), but also articulating a scholarly explanation of Kwanzaa before getting steamrolled by Fidd and Faux into apologizing for the entire show hereuntoforthwith. Fidd and peas are rightfully shitfaced by the end of the show — no further notes required.

    Original Broadcast: December 24, 2018

    “Time for the Show”
    Originally Broadcast on FreeThinkRadio.com
    Support the Show on Patreon! patreon.com/hypercube
    Join our Discord, HyperCOMM! discord.hypercubego.com
    A production of Hypercube GO!
    Copyright 2018-2022 Hypercube Labs

    1 hr 54 min
  • Episode 48: The Trial and Death of Arliss Michaels

    Time for the Show: Episode 48
    The Trial and Death of Arliss Michaels

    Fidd is back in the studio from Tampax, Florida just in time to regret it! Doktor Faux scores BIG by registering the somehow-yet-unregistered web domain: TimeForTheShow.com. Faux responds to peas’s claim of being depressed by steamrolling over everything peas says in the first hour. peas attempts to smooth things over with Faux with what he calls a “radio trust fall”. Peas has a van: Adventure-1. In the Blind Eye segment, peas chooses the United Stated federal government just because he owes them several thousand dollars. The logistics of subcontracting as a stripper at Red Lobster are discussed before Reverend Scalpod joins the show to officiate IS IT A BAND. The merits of drinking root beer from a pug-dog skull are mentioned amongst the rest of the viewer mail, after which the hosts eventuate another segment of “Messiah or Pariah?”, with the focus being on VAPING. At the end of the show, peas does what he does best and apologizes for the whole episode. restoring our standing in the community back up to zero.

    Time for the Show
    Season One – Episode Forty-Eight
    December 17, 2018
    Fidd Chewley, Dok Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], scalpod

    “Time for the Show”
    Originally Broadcast on FreeThinkRadio.com
    Support the Show on Patreon! patreon.com/hypercube
    Join our Discord, HyperCOMM! discord.hypercubego.com
    A production of Hypercube GO!
    Copyright 2018-2022 Hypercube Labs

    1 hr 45 min
  • Ep 48: The Trial and Death of Arliss Michaels
    Fidd is back in the studio from Tampax, Florida just in time to regret it! Doktor Faux scores BIG by registering the somehow-yet-unregistered web domain: TimeForTheShow.com. Faux responds to peas's claim of being depressed by steamrolling over everything peas says in the first hour. peas attempts to smooth things over with Faux with what he calls a "radio trust fall". Peas has a van: Adventure-1. In the Blind Eye segment, peas chooses the United Stated federal government just because he owes them several thousand dollars. The logistics of subcontracting as a stripper at Red Lobster are discussed before Reverend Scalpod joins the show to officiate IS IT A BAND. The merits of drinking root beer from a pug-dog skull are mentioned amonsgt the rest of the viewer mail, after which the hosts eventuate another segment of "Messiah or Pariah?", with the focus being on VAPING. At the end of the show, peas does what he does best and apologizes for the whole episode. restoring our standing in the community back up to zero.

    1 hr 45 min
  • Episode 47: Attenuated Attendance
    Time for the Show: Episode 47
    Attenuated Attendance

    Peas has fled the country in an attempt to create an off-shore bank-account but doesn’t know there aren’t any on the beach. Fidd is barely alive after avoiding a puke-fee in Tampax. Doktor Cosmac arrives to attempt to replace peas, but who are we kidding. Aster Six shows up as well and the GANG plays Is it a Band with a new list by Cosmac. Pee-Wee Herman is the subject of this week’s Messiah or Pariah  and Faux begs the viewers to tell a friend about the show. Won’t YOU?

    Time for the Show
    Season One – Episode Forty-Seven
    December 10, 2018
    Fidd Chewley, Dok Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Cosmac and Aster Six

    “Time for the Show”
    Originally Broadcast on FreeThinkRadio.com
    Support the Show on Patreon! patreon.com/hypercube
    Join our Discord, HyperCOMM! discord.hypercubego.com
    A production of Hypercube GO!
    Copyright 2018-2022 Hypercube Labs
    1 hr 35 min
  • Ep 47: Attenuated Attendance
    Peas has fled the country in an attempt to create an off-shore bank-account but doesn't know there aren't any on the beach. Doktor Cosmac arrives to attempt to replace peas, but who are we kidding. Aster Six shows up as well and the GANG plays Is it a Band  with a new list by Cosmac. Pee-Wee Herman is the subject of this week's Messiah or Pariah and Faux begs the viewers to tell a friend about the show. Won't YOU?
    1 hr 35 min
  • Episode 46: Chris

    Time for the Show: Episode 46
    Chris

    After the previous show’s debacle Doktor Engineer Doktor Faux rebuilds the HyperCOMM voice-bridge just in time for the Show’s newest friend: Chris. Hailing from parts unknown, Chris enters the satellite studio in Las Vegas, Utah with peas and immediately begins challenging every authority on the show. After stealing the mic away from peas, Chris unleashes THREE (3) BLIND-EYES. Doktor Cosmac (COSMAC’S COMMANDOS) shows up to judge Is it a Band before viewer mails and voicemails are quickly overlooked and then a NEW GAME:Messiah or Pariah.The guys debate over Chuck E. Cheese’s position in society before Fidd tells a wholesome family story about the BALL PIT. Peas apologizes and everyone tells Chris how great he is.

    Time for the Show
    Season One – Episode Forty-Six
    December 03, 2018
    Fidd Chewley, Dok Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Cosmac and CHRIS
    “Time for the Show”
    Originally Broadcast on FreeThinkRadio.com
    Support the Show on Patreon! patreon.com/hypercube
    Join our Discord, HyperCOMM! discord.hypercubego.com
    A production of Hypercube GO!
    Copyright 2018-2022 Hypercube Labs

    1 hr 48 min
  • Ep 46: Chris
    After the previous show's debacle Doktor Engineer Doktor Faux rebuilds the HyperCOMM voice-bridge just in time for the Show's newest friend: Chris. Hailing from parts unknown, Chris enters the satellite studio in Las Vegas, Utah with peas and immediately begins challenging every authority on the show. After stealing the mic away from peas, Chris unleashes THREE (3) BLIND-EYES. Doktor Cosmac (COSMAC'S COMMANDOS) shows up to judge Is it a Band before viewer mails and voicemails are quickly overlooked and then a NEW GAME: Messiah or Pariah. The guys debate over Chuck E. Cheese's position in society before Fidd tells a wholesome family story about the BALL PIT. Peas apologizes and everyone tells Chris how great he is.
    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode 45: Fidd's Microphone Hates You
    Time for the Show: Episode 45
    Fidd’s Microphone Hates You/Divine Excuse Powerplay

    Fidd Chewley is calling in from Tampax again, which results in the show being mostly unlistenable (so on-par) . In this super-condensed episode the guys turn blind eyes which results in peas achieving his first “solid” erection as he goes on to tell Fidd how good his blind-eye was for the rest of the show.

    Time for the Show Season One – Episode Forty-Five
    November 26, 2018
    Fidd Chewley, Dok Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Scalpod

    “Time for the Show”
    Originally Broadcast on FreeThinkRadio.com
    Support the Show on Patreon! patreon.com/hypercube
    Join our Discord, HyperCOMM! discord.hypercubego.com
    A production of Hypercube GO!
    Copyright 2018-2022 Hypercube Labs
    34 min
  • Ep 45: Divine Excuse Powerplay
    Fidd Chewley is calling in from Tampax again, which results in the show being mostly unlistenable (so on-par) . In this super-condensed episode the guys turn blind eyes which results in peas achieving his first "solid" erection as he goes on to tell Fidd how good his blind-eye was for the rest of the show.
    34 min

About Time For The Show

From the publisher's feed

Official weekly Hypercubist Radio Ministry