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- Episode 39: Synchronized Whorebathing
NOTICE: THIS EPISODE IS FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PLAY THIS EPISODE.
0:00:00 INTRO. It’s not LSD. Faux is back! Seen & not heard VS heard & not seen.
0:05:35 Peas is airborne. Boston is Irish-Americans’ Africa. Taco Monday / diarrhea Teusday. HMFIC Ellis doesn’t fire us.
0:10:25 BREAK
0:11:13 RESET. Staving off the Canadian god’s wrath. Governor VS Premiere.
0:14:54 Who’s your sneeze? Boilerplate Chinese menus. Faux’s Obamacola. Wooden fake eyes.
0:25:30 BREAK
0:26:36 RESET. “Is It a Band” begins!
0:28:46 Wood-Paneled Ennui.
0:28:46 Dave & the Daves. “Driftwood” by Dave & the Daves.
0:34:56 Satan’s Loofah.
0:37:55 The Nougat Babies.
0:40:16 Clark Attack.
0:43:00 The Sovereign Citizens.
0:46:35 Jesus Chrysler. A multi-record-breaking game. Fidd can’t spell “Lead Zepline”.
0:51:43 Tie-breaker — Midget Spinner.
0:57:35 BREAK
0:59:48 RESET. Patreon.
1:01:45 Twister & Dildoe in the morning. Currant juice matters.
1:06:59 Viewer mail. Fidd’s prosthetic butt.
1:12:46 Viewer Voicemail. 1:17:05 Cosmac pees on the show.
1:20:50 BREAK 1:21:25 RESET. The unknown soldier. Is peas even real, man? Is it a segment? The Lawnmower Man.
1:29:58 The perils of voting. Patreon love.
1:35:30 Fidd checks your tire pressure. We are Qanon. Fuck paper hand-turkeys. “Keep apologizing”. Clock chow!
Time for the Show
Season One – Episode Thirty-Nine
October 8, 2018
Fidd Chewley, Dok Faux, Dok Cosmac, Co-HMFIC Dr EllisDEM LANKS:
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1 hr 48 min - Ep 39: Synchronized WhorebathingNOTICE: THIS EPISODE IS FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PLAY THIS EPISODE.1 hr 48 min
- Episode 38: Is It a Toe?
Here is the dilemma in the face of the task of writing the notes for this show: either you’re a big fan, in which case I don’t need to write notes given that you’re going to listen to the whole episode anyway — OR — you AREN’T going to listen to this episode, but for some reason are still reading these words, in which case I’m curious as to why you’re reading notes to a show you’re not ear-chowing, BUT THAT’S OKAY! This is the second-and-final episode in-a-row in which Doktor Faux was away from Hypercube and so Fidd Chewley had to play “Guest Engineer”. Co-HMFIC of Free Think Radio, Marthartha, officiates this week’s round of Is It a Band, which ends up getting stretched out by the hosts to a 45-minute segment. So, okay, it ran a little bit long. So what?! We don’t shoot until we see THE PINKS OF THEIR EYES! Oh, you didn’t get the joke?? Well, GOOD FUCKIN’ LUCK, buddy, because the Slack Train ROLLS ON!! Aliens ABILLIONFUCKIN years from now will unearth this episode, and they will know if YOU were in on the joke or not! HURRY — figure out why the parts of this show that you didn’t THINK were funny were, actually, literally, clitorally, in fact, FUNNY, and perhaps you’ll have a chance at redumbtion!A certain cult leader demanded that I start listing proper notes in the episode descriptions. It isn’t that FUN has been banned; my travails have become his FUN! AND I FELL FOR IT! Here’s dem notes, followed by dem lanks:
0:00:00 — INTRO 0:03:00 — Cosmac & Faux in Noo Joisee
0:05:00 — Peas’s fried pennies 0:08:36 — THIS show. peas forgets. PROMISING to play the game later. regarding padding the clock.
0:18:13 — BREAK 0:22:20 — RESET 0:24:05 — Meemees, memays, and meams; OH MY! The cussin’ police. Buttsville.
0:31:32 — Hypercube Minicubes. Viewer Mail.
0:39:29 — Peas peas-slams Faux. Faux’s recording advice: press “record”. The NSA bass joke. More promises to play the game later. 0:43:11 — More viewer mail. 0:46:38 — Fnord’s Scorekeepers. Joisee hates Faux. Even more promises to play the game later. Peas has a stroke.
0:51:38 — Drum lesson: The Purdie Shuffle 0:58:05 — RESET 1:02:00 — The Scarlet “P”. Faux tricks Fidd. Where’s Marthartha? There she is!
1:06:31 — Co-HMFICs Dr Ellis & Marthartha on French Canadians. Even MORE promises to play the game.
1:13:13 — We play the game… for the ENTIRE REST OF THE SHOW! Seriously, “Is It a Band?” goes on until the end of the show. Enjoy. EPILOGUE — Peas apologizes for the show. Post-show chat.Time for the Show
Season One – Episode Thirty-Eight
October 1, 2018
Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Fidd Chewley, Rev Caller #23, Dok Faux, Dok Cosmac, Co-HMFIC Marthartha, Co-HMFIC Dr EllisDEM LANKS:
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Get ripped off IN STYLE at SubGenius.com2 hr 9 min - Ep 38: Is it a Toe?Here is the dilemma in the face of the task of writing the notes for this show: either you're a big fan, in which case I don't need to write notes given that you're going to listen to the whole episode anyway -- OR -- you AREN'T going to listen to this episode, but for some reason are still reading these words, in which case I'm curious as to why you're reading notes to a show you're not ear-chowing, BUT THAT'S OKAY! This is the second-and-final episode in-a-row in which Doktor Faux was away from Hypercube and so Fidd Chewley had to play "Guest Engineer". Co-HMFIC of Free Think Radio, Marthartha, officiates this week's round of Is It a Band, which ends up getting stretched out by the hosts to a 45-minute segment. So, okay, it ran a little bit long. So what?! We don't shoot until we see THE PINKS OF THEIR EYES! Oh, you didn't get the joke?? Well, GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK, buddy, because the Slack Train ROLLS ON!! Aliens ABILLIONFUCKIN years from now will unearth this episode, and they will know if YOU were in on the joke or not! HURRY -- figure out why the parts of this show that you didn't THINK were funny were, actually, literally, clitorally, in fact, FUNNY, and perhaps you'll have a chance at redumbtion!A certain cult leader demanded that I start listing proper notes in the episode descriptions. It isn't that FUN has been banned; my travails have become his FUN! AND I FELL FOR IT!2 hr 9 min
- Episode 37: Rewardians in Emergentilian Clothing
“It was in a mirror, at some time, in some place, that the first act of recognition occurred, the point when man stared into the ocean, saw his face in its infinity, grew anxious, and began to ask,“ Who is that?…” Sándor Márai: Casanova in Bolzano
Time for the Show
Season One – Episode Thirty-Seven
September 24, 2018
Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Fidd Chewley, Rev Caller #23, Dok Faux, Dok Cosmac, HMFIC Ellis, Apostasy X FnordDEM LANKS:
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Get ripped off IN STYLE at SubGenius.com2 hr 9 min - Ep 37: Rewardians in Emergentilian Clothing"It was in a mirror, at some time, in some place, that the first act of recognition occurred, the point when man stared into the ocean, saw his face in its infinity, grew anxious, and began to ask, ‘Who is that?...’"Sándor Márai: Casanova in Bolzano2 hr 9 min
- Episode 36: The Twister 'N' Dildoe Morning Show
Do you not know, Asclepius, that Egypt is an image of heaven, or, to speak more exactly, in Egypt all the operations of the powers which rule and work in heaven have been transferred to earth below?Nay, it should rather be said that the whole Kosmos dwells in this our land as in its sanctuary. And yet, since it is fitting that wise men should have knowledge of all events before they come to pass, you must not be left in ignorance of this: there will come a time when it will be seen that in vain have the Egyptians honoured the deity with heartfelt piety and assiduous service; and all our holy worship will be found bootless and ineffectual. For the gods will return from earth to heaven.Egypt will be forsaken, and the land which was once the home of religion will be left desolate, bereft of the presence of its deities.This land and region will be filled with foreigners; not only will men neglect the service of the gods, […] and Egypt will be occupied by Scythians or Indians or by some such race from the barbarian countries thereabout. In that day will our most holy land, this land of shrines and temples, be filled with funerals and corpses. To thee, most holy Nile, I cry, to thee I foretell that which shall be; swollen with torrents of blood, thou wilt rise to the level of thy banks, and thy sacred waves will be not only stained, but utterly fouled with gore.Do you weep at this, Asclepius? There is worse to come; Egypt herself will have yet more to suffer; she will fall into a far more piteous plight, and will be infected with yet more, grievous plagues; and this land, which once was holy, a land which loved the gods, and wherein alone, in reward for her devotion, the gods deigned to sojourn upon earth, a land which was the teacher of mankind in holiness and piety, this land will go beyond all in cruel deeds. The dead will far outnumber the living; and the survivors will be known for Egyptians by their tongue alone, but in their actions they will seem to be men of another race.O Egypt, Egypt, of thy religion nothing will remain but an empty tale, which thine own children in time to come will not believe; nothing will be left but graven words, and only the stones will tell of thy piety. And in that day men will be weary of life, and they will cease to think the universe worthy of reverent wonder and of worship. And so religion, the greatest of all blessings, for there is nothing, nor has been, nor ever shall be, that can be deemed a greater boon, will be threatened with destruction; men will think it a burden, and will come to scorn it […] Darkness will be preferred to light, and death will be thought more profitable than life; no one will raise his eyes to heaven ; the pious will be deemed insane, and the impious wise; the madman will be thought a brave man, and the wicked will be esteemed as good. As to the soul, and the belief that it is immortal by nature, or may hope to attain to immortality, as I have taught you, all this they will mock at, and will even persuade themselves that it is false. No word of reverence or piety, no utterance worthy of heaven and of the gods of heaven, will be heard or believed.And so the gods will depart from mankind, a grievous thing!, and only evil angels will remain, who will mingle with men, and drive the poor wretches by main force into all manner of reckless crime, into wars, and robberies, and frauds, and all things hostile to the nature of the soul. Then will the earth no longer stand unshaken, and the sea will bear no ships; heaven will not support the stars in their orbits, nor will the stars pursue their constant course in heaven; all voices of the gods will of necessity be silenced and dumb; the fruits of the earth will rot; the soil will turn barren, and the very air will sicken in sullen stagnation. After this manner will old age come upon the world. Religion will be no more; all things will be disordered and awry; all good will disappear. — Asclepius
Time for the Show
Season One – Episode Thirty-Six
September 17, 2018
Doktor Argus Q Faux, Rev 80, Dok Cosmac, Fidd ChewleyDEM LANKS:
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Get ripped off IN STYLE at SubGenius.com1 hr 46 min - Ep 36: The Twister ‘n’ Dildoe Morning ShowDo you not know, Asclepius, that Egypt is an image of heaven, or, to speak more exactly, in Egypt all the operations of the powers which rule and work in heaven have been transferred to earth below?Nay, it should rather be said that the whole Kosmos dwells in this our land as in its sanctuary. And yet, since it is fitting that wise men should have knowledge of all events before they come to pass, you must not be left in ignorance of this: there will come a time when it will be seen that in vain have the Egyptians honoured the deity with heartfelt piety and assiduous service; and all our holy worship will be found bootless and ineffectual. For the gods will return from earth to heaven.Egypt will be forsaken, and the land which was once the home of religion will be left desolate, bereft of the presence of its deities.This land and region will be filled with foreigners; not only will men neglect the service of the gods, [...] and Egypt will be occupied by Scythians or Indians or by some such race from the barbarian countries thereabout. In that day will our most holy land, this land of shrines and temples, be filled with funerals and corpses. To thee, most holy Nile, I cry, to thee I foretell that which shall be; swollen with torrents of blood, thou wilt rise to the level of thy banks, and thy sacred waves will be not only stained, but utterly fouled with gore.Do you weep at this, Asclepius? There is worse to come; Egypt herself will have yet more to suffer; she will fall into a far more piteous plight, and will be infected with yet more, grievous plagues; and this land, which once was holy, a land which loved the gods, and wherein alone, in reward for her devotion, the gods deigned to sojourn upon earth, a land which was the teacher of mankind in holiness and piety, this land will go beyond all in cruel deeds. The dead will far outnumber the living; and the survivors will be known for Egyptians by their tongue alone, but in their actions they will seem to be men of another race.O Egypt, Egypt, of thy religion nothing will remain but an empty tale, which thine own children in time to come will not believe; nothing will be left but graven words, and only the stones will tell of thy piety. And in that day men will be weary of life, and they will cease to think the universe worthy of reverent wonder and of worship. And so religion, the greatest of all blessings, for there is nothing, nor has been, nor ever shall be, that can be deemed a greater boon, will be threatened with destruction; men will think it a burden, and will come to scorn it [...]Darkness will be preferred to light, and death will be thought more profitable than life; no one will raise his eyes to heaven ; the pious will be deemed insane, and the impious wise; the madman will be thought a brave man, and the wicked will be esteemed as good. As to the soul, and the belief that it is immortal by nature, or may hope to attain to immortality, as I have taught you, all this they will mock at, and will even persuade themselves that it is false. No word of reverence or piety, no utterance worthy of heaven and of the gods of heaven, will be heard or believed.And so the gods will depart from mankind, a grievous thing!, and only evil angels will remain, who will mingle with men, and drive the poor wretches by main force into all manner of reckless crime, into wars, and robberies, and frauds, and all things hostile to the nature of the soul. Then will the earth no longer stand unshaken, and the sea will bear no ships; heaven will not support the stars in their orbits, nor will the stars pursue their constant course in heaven; all voices of the gods will of necessity be silenced and dumb; the fruits of the earth will rot; the soil will turn barren, and the very air will sicken in sullen stagnation. After this manner will old age come upon the world. Religion will be no more; all things will be disordered and awry; all good will disappear.-- Asclepius1 hr 46 min
- Ep 35: Trochaic TantrumeterThis week's show is brought to you by Respectacles, the eyeglasses that improve your vision AND your hatred of minorities!! So much has happened since last week's episode that we didn't even address any of it! The best podcasts leave all the content to the imagination of the listener, lest the show be spoiled. Doktor Faux takes an entire morgue hostage and threatens to shoot a corpse every hour until the United Nations issues a statement affirming that the vein in his nutsack is "normal" and "totally does NOT look weird". Fidd talks about his experience taking third place in the rolling-paper-airplane championships. Peas apologizes for missing last week's show, then, as usual, he duly apologizes for NOT missing this week's show. Dok Cosmac once again joins the show as the guest judge for "Is It a Band?" This is the part of the episode description where I cut superficial wounds on my arm in a desperate bid for your attention.1 hr 57 min
- Episode 35: Trochaic Tantrumeter
This week’s show is brought to you by Respectacles, the eyeglasses that improve your vision AND your hatred of minorities!! So much has happened since last week’s episode that we didn’t even address any of it! The best podcasts leave all the content to the imagination of the listener, lest the show be spoiled. Doktor Faux takes an entire morgue hostage and threatens to shoot a corpse every hour until the United Nations issues a statement affirming that the vein in his nutsack is “normal” and “totally does NOT look weird”. Fidd talks about his experience taking third place in the rolling-paper-airplane championships. Peas apologizes for missing last week’s show, then, as usual, he duly apologizes for NOT missing this week’s show. Dok Cosmac once again joins the show as the guest judge for “Is It a Band?” This is the part of the episode description where I cut superficial wounds on my arm in a desperate bid for your attention.
Time for the Show
Season One – Episode Thirty-Five
September 10, 2018
Doktor Argus Q Faux, Cosmac, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Fidd ChewleyDEM LANKS:
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Get ripped off IN STYLE at SubGenius.com1 hr 57 min
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