Time For The Show

Time For The Show

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  • Episode 44: Crapping Towards Bethlehem
    Time for the Show: Episode 44
    Crapping Towards Bethlehem

    A new sponsor: Betty Crocker’s Poop Roll-Ups.  Time is fake because calendars are gay. Faux tells a joke.  The TIME FOR THE SHOW “Take Kids Around the World” charity. Fidd is a WWII veteran. Warren Alexander Peas attends a cockfight. Jodi Arias is a Truly Chewley. Canadian Felon summer camp.  Who peed in your bongwater?  A highly surmountable problem. BLIND EYES! Peas disapproves of Fidd’s Blind Eye. DIWS: Douche-Induced Whiplash Syndrome. Mature language is immature. IS IT A BAND Round one: Bicyclops.  Round two: Insecurity Council.  Round three: Stinkfinger.  Round four: The Radioactivists.  Viewer mail: “What happened to the funny parts of the show?”  Reverend 80: champion rubberbandist.  Peas explains to you why you’re listening to this show.  Arli$$. We kiss each other.  Weekly Patreon love. CARBONATED BREAST MILK?!?!  Sometimes a microphone is just a microphone.  Luther Vandross and the salamanderizer.  The photo of Fidd sleeping in his duckie shirt.  Sternfan101 is the Arli$$ of peas. The ceremonial on-air sound check. Peas gets Teller on the show and demands the ears of Democrats. Hosts’ questions for Teller. Time for the Show: fuck, merry, kill. Monday is Bottomless Bread Night for Illuminati members only.  A second round of Blind Eyes. THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR GOOD CONTENT. Is It a Brand: the “Rumbleball” brand medicine ball. If you want to avoid seeing the movie “Venom”, simply impregnate your wife LIKE DOKTOR FAUX DID!!  Peas dutifully apologizes for this episode. Our sacred Google Play link.

    Time for the Show
    Season One – Episode Forty-Four
    November 12, 2018
    Fidd Chewley, Dok Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Scalpod

    “Time for the Show”
    Originally Broadcast on FreeThinkRadio.com
    Support the Show on Patreon! patreon.com/hypercube
    Join our Discord, HyperCOMM! discord.hypercubego.com
    A production of Hypercube GO!
    Copyright 2018-2022 Hypercube Labs
    1 hr 53 min
  • Ep 44: Crapping Towards Bethlehem
    A new sponsor: Betty Crocker's Poop Roll-Ups.  Time is fake because calendars are gay.  Faux tells a joke.  The TIME FOR THE SHOW "Take Kids Around the World" charity.  Fidd is a WWII veteran.  Warren Alexander Peas attends a cockfight.  Jodi Arias is a Truly Chewley.  Canadian Felon summer camp.  Who peed in your bongwater?  A highly surmountable problem.  BLIND EYES!  Peas disapproves of Fidd's Blind Eye.  DIWS: Douche-Induced Whiplash Syndrome.  Mature language is immature.  IS IT A BAND -->  Round one: Bicyclops.  Round two: Insecurity Council.  Round three: Stinkfinger.  Round four: The Radioactivists.  Viewer mail: "What happened to the funny parts of the show?"  Reverend 80: champion rubberbandist.  Peas explains to you why you're listening to this show.  Arli$$.  We kiss each other.  Weekly Patreon love.  CARBONATED BREAST MILK?!?!  Sometimes a microphone is just a microphone.  Luther Vandross and the salamanderizer.  The photo of Fidd sleeping in his duckie shirt.  Sternfan101 is the Arli$$ of peas.  The ceremonial on-air sound check.  Peas gets Teller on the show and demands the ears of Democrats.  Hosts' questions for Teller.  Time for the Show: fuck, merry, kill.  Monday is Bottomless Bread Night for Illuminati members only.  A second round of Blind Eyes.  THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR GOOD CONTENT.  Is It a Brand: the "Rumbleball" brand medicine ball.  If you want to avoid seeing the movie "Venom", simply impregnate your wife LIKE DOKTOR FAUX DID!!  Peas dutifully apologizes for this episode.  Our sacred Google Play link.
    1 hr 53 min
  • Ep 43: Ale ‘n’ Alienation in an Ailin’ Alien Nation
    Fidd is drunk. Caller #23 joins the show as peas's understudy. Daylight Savings Time, Ontario, 1908. Hitler was the first in space. Fidd sneezes drunkenly. Our Discord's users' meme war. Calvin peeing on Calvin. Peas pokes fabric. Fidd is drunk. RIP Whitey Bulger. Peas gets racialist. Jodi Arias sends Fidd some bagels. The reason crazy kids aren't allowed gum. Is Peas our Klinger or our Radar? Who are you vaping? "Unicorn space jism". The twenty-third caller. Patreon love. Fidd is drunk. Doesn't Faux know it's just a show? Fidd's disambidextrous throne. Hazel of the Windmills's fourtune read by peas. Fidd drunkenly interprets a bible verse for Hazel. The Google Play link. Peas leaves Caller #23 in charge. IS IT A BAND?! Caller #23 apologizes for the show on behalf of peas.
    2 hr 3 min
  • Episode 43: Ale 'n' Alienation in an Ailin' Alien Nation
    Time for the Show: Episode 43
    Ale ‘n’ Alienation in an Ailin’ Alien Nation

    Fidd is drunk. Caller #23 joins the show as peas’s understudy. Daylight Savings Time, Ontario, 1908. Hitler was the first in space. Fidd sneezes drunkenly. Our Discord’s users’ meme war. Calvin peeing on Calvin. Peas pokes fabric. Fidd is drunk. RIP Whitey Bulger. Peas gets racialist. Jodi Arias sends Fidd some bagels. The reason crazy kids aren’t allowed gum. Is Peas our Klinger or our Radar? Who are you vaping? “Unicorn space jism”. The twenty-third caller. Patreon love. Fidd is drunk. Doesn’t Faux know it’s just a show? Fidd’s disambidextrous throne. Hazel of the Windmills’s fourtune read by peas. Fidd drunkenly interprets a bible verse for Hazel. The Google Play link. Peas leaves Caller #23 in charge. IS IT A BAND?! Caller #23 apologizes for the show on behalf of peas.

    Broadcast November 5, 2018

    “Time for the Show”
    Originally Broadcast on FreeThinkRadio.com
    Support the Show on Patreon! patreon.com/hypercube
    Join our Discord, HyperCOMM! discord.hypercubego.com
    A production of Hypercube GO!
    Copyright 2018-2022 Hypercube Labs
    2 hr 3 min
  • Ep 42: My Other Penis is a Mercedes
    Doing show #3 material on show #42. Peas explains how to get even. Let's cuss! Numbers make peas cough. Fidd bails peas out. Reverend Evan Stronge. Viewer mail (take one). Carrots's nice letter to the mailman. Viewer mail (take two). Bed Bath & Beyond is secretly a titty bar.
    2 hr 11 min
  • Episode 42: My Other Penis is a Mercedes
    Time for the Show: Episode 42
    My Other Penis is a Mercedes

    0:00:00 INTRO. Ceremonial sound check. The Kenny Floyd award. Limbaugh beat us in the ratings AGAIN! Whirling dervishes and Turkish Delight. Peas is a free man.

    0:14:27 BREAK. Doing show #3 material on show #42. Peas explains how to get even. Let’s cuss! Numbers make peas cough. Fidd bails peas out. Reverend Evan Stronge. Viewer mail (take one). Carrots’s nice letter to the mailman. Viewer mail (take two). Bed Bath &Beyond is secretly a titty bar.

    0:38:38 BREAK. Fidd bows out. The dreaded mid-day hangover. No more NASA lawyer. Fidd proposes to propose to Jody Arias. Clitori against the proverbial glass. Oxtails & vodka update. Suck with your mouth, not with your heart.

    0:50:19 BREAK. Patreon love. Dem lanks.

    1:00:29 IS IT A BAND?
    1:03.14 Round 1: Norman and the Rock Wells
    1:06:19 Round 2: The Manifestones
    1:08:50 Round 3: End Times Square
    1:12:36 Round 4: Social Meteor
    1:17:50 Round 5: Hug Cartel
    1:24:07 Round 6: Mountain Don’t

    1:29:34 BREAK. Peas challenges Fidd’s sportsmanship. Can a nigga reminisce?! BLIND EYES! AC abuse. Our number-one fan joins the show. Peas apologizes.

    Time for the Show
    Season One – Episode Forty-Two
    October 29, 2018
    Fidd Chewley, Dok Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Scalpod

    “Time for the Show”
    Originally Broadcast on FreeThinkRadio.com
    Support the Show on Patreon! patreon.com/hypercube
    Join our Discord, HyperCOMM! discord.hypercubego.com
    A production of Hypercube GO!
    Copyright 2018-2022 Hypercube Labs

    2 hr 11 min
  • Episode 41: FUN-O-TAINMENT
    Time for the Show: Episode 41
    FUN-O-TAINMENT

    0:00:00 INTRO. Smoking in an airlock. P-doggin’ the show. Disobeying the clock. Cosmac’s Commandos. Boo-ing in Morse code. Pre-break break foreshadowing. Fidd’s biological clock. The ceremonial on-air sound check.

    0:15:01 BREAK. Box tragedy update. The three Ps of perfect peas publicity. What NOT to do. Obligatory PSA. Disclaimer, ahoy! Mail fraud “might” be illegal. The real porch pirates of Las Vegas.

    0:32:45 BREAK. “It’s her HUSBAND!” What’s the show’s phone number? Peas is a good guesser. J Jordan Jordan.

    0:38:39 VOICEMAILS! The Disco Biscuit Frubgenius webpage. Peas defends the voice mailers. Our clitori are up against the glass again.

    0:50:25 BREAK. Dem lanks. Our EXACT Google Play lank. Patreon love. Peas makes Fidd cry.

    0:57:56 Let’s get Scalpod. Theme song contest! How to pay us to break-in to your house. Thorazine Urine: where are they now?

    1:05:02 IS IT A BAND?

    1:06:40 Round 1: The One-ups.

    1:10:10 Round 2: The Burlap Underground.

    1:15:25 Round 3: Hammer Time.

    1:19:43 Round 4: Joco Homo.

    1:23:24 Round 5: The Pussygrabbers.

    1:26:57 Round 6: Gorilla Warfare.

    1:33:22 Round 7: Joe Dante’s Inferno. NO BREAK! Episode art contest! Whoopin’ Faux. One last voicemail. The Kenny Floyd award. Weezer concerts, rum, and “findoras”. Peas apologizes. Fidd apologizes to peas. Peas apologizes more. Faux apologizes to Gavin McInnes. THANK YOU!

    Time for the Show
    Season One – Episode Forty-One
    October 22, 2018
    Fidd Chewley, Dok Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Scalpod

    “Time for the Show”
    Originally Broadcast on FreeThinkRadio.com
    Support the Show on Patreon! patreon.com/hypercube
    Join our Discord, HyperCOMM! discord.hypercubego.com
    A production of Hypercube GO!
    Copyright 2018-2022 Hypercube Labs
    1 hr 54 min
  • Ep 41: FUN-O-TAINMENT!
    Box tragedy update. The three Ps of perfect peas publicity. What NOT to do. Obligitory PSA. Disclaimer, ahoy! Mail fraud "might" be illegal. The real porch pirates of Las Vegas. Episode art contest! Whoopin' Faux. One last voicemail. The Kenny Floyd award. Weezer concerts, rum, and "findoras". Peas apologizes. Fidd apologizes to peas. Peas apologizes more. Faux apologizes to Gavin McInnes. THANK YOU!
    1 hr 54 min
  • Episode 40: The Apple of My Eyenus


    0:00:00 INTRO. RC23 ruined Fidd. Fake plugs, fake peas. Ideas are stupid.
    0:08:33 Whisperings of a better show. Plagiarizing your own future. The Chinese are on-limits. #peastoo.
    0:12:48 BREAK
    0:13:34 RESET. Woeful Warren Alexander Peasworth Jr II. What’s your sneeze? Peas’s reverse toilet-jackin and pea-blue floorin’. $50 jack tax.
    0:20:30 Chinese TP cameras. Recounting last week’s IIAB records. Zen & the art of passing out drunk. Faux directs peas.
    0:26:25 BREAK. Pailhorse Magazine! Peas in Home Alone.
    0:32:46 FCC part 15. Fidd drowns. The Peas in a Podcast preview. CBD beeswax caviar lip-balm. TFTS origin story.
    0:38:00 Faux pleads the 5th. More PiaP preview.
    0:45:05 BREAK.
    0:46:31 RESET. Dem lanks. Patreon love. Tribute to Rev Heathen.
    0:53:25 Paging Dr Scalpod! Peas got pranked by the post office. The evil plan. Faux busts peas’s bubble. Scalpod arrives.
    1:03:31 Is it a Band?
    1:04:29 Round 1: Yeti Love
    1:06:42 Round 2: The Boil Makers
    1:11:12 Round 3: Priority Mail Revue
    1:18:12 Round 4: The Slammin’ Doors
    1:20:54 Round 5: Baroqueback Mountain Ramblers
    1:27:02 Round 6: Pink Hole Lust
    1:32:28 Blind eyes (almost). “Believe like you MEAN it!” Faux’s butts.
    1:41:23 Make the show great again. Henry McFachfas Jr’s bible verse & fortune. Derailed wrap-up attempt. Actual wrap-up attempt.

    Time for the Show
    Season One – Episode Forty
    October 15, 2018
    Fidd Chewley, Dok Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Scalpod

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    1 hr 51 min
  • Ep 40: The Apple of my Eyenus
    This week Peas is back and full of vinegar as he discovers an exciting new way to waste taxpayer's money. Fidd Chewley grasps the desk and holds on for dear life as the cosmos spins around him while Doktor Faux manages the comm board with exactly ONE more beer in him than usual. Peas then interviews Faux as practice for his still-upcoming new show, and the boys talk crap about China. Scalpod shows up to host/judge "Is It A Band" and Peas apologizes for all the extra salt he threw on the show this week!
    1 hr 51 min

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