Sam, Gareth & Vicky are the basis of an all-encompassing religion. The letter from Vicky’s prison pen pal has arrived! Gareth writes a reply, and we call it The Fingering, lol. Stephen Glickman returns! We talk CONTROVERSY about Oscar ballots, Fanny Awards, and our last guests. Glickman delivers more great stories that don’t happen every day, including embarrassing experiences at the massage parlor. We role play Glickman’s experience at the DMV in: Mexican Lawyer vs. Black Woman! Then, Mary Jean from the Bronx joins us at Playboy Studios! We talk porn boundaries, Lifetime movies, and stripper stereotypes. And when Mary Jean’s banging ass gets noticed, we get to spanking. There's Sorta Dick, F.U.B.J., Rip Irwin & The Stingray Killer – we’re gonna play a game called “No Pleading the 5th” and Mary Jean’s got Stripper Moves DOWN! Watch Stephen Glickman on the season finale of Workaholics on Comedy Central!!

Sam’s used planes, trains & automobiles to return to Gareth & Vicky with tales from the tour. We imagine an animated short series of Bible stories under the influence of drugs. First, Sam loses it on Charley because he wasn’t on Dirty Cakes’ guest list. Then, Sam REALLY loses it about Dave’s guest appearance in his absence. Chaos ensues when guests Jason Rouse and Terror - a Swedish drunk punk and TerrorCruz.com clothing designer – skate into Playboy Studios with Swedish friends Anna (night nurse/dancer) & Benji (HVAC). Anna becomes Miss Naughtylicous on the spot when she gives Gareth a lap dance that makes Rouse have to break out the flask. Terror shows his Simpsons/Family Guy knuckles, and the tables turn when his butthole makes an appearance. Jason describes his fan base as a true cry for help, and Terror reveals himself to be a Swedish Chef. Sam & Terror’s drug-deal role-play goes off the rails. City of Malice: Swedish Summers, Minus Sinus, Clean Pie Quartet and the Yawning Mud Puddle - I HAVE YOU IN MY HOME!

Sam’s used planes, trains & automobiles to return to Gareth & Vicky with tales from the tour. We imagine an animated short series of Bible stories under the influence of drugs. First, Sam loses it on Charley because he wasn’t on Dirty Cakes’ guest list. Then, Sam REALLY loses it about Dave’s guest appearance in his absence. Chaos ensues when guests Jason Rouse and Terror - a Swedish drunk punk and TerrorCruz.com clothing designer – skate into Playboy Studios with Swedish friends Anna (night nurse/dancer) & Benji (HVAC). Anna becomes Miss Naughtylicous on the spot when she gives Gareth a lap dance that makes Rouse have to break out the flask. Terror shows his Simpsons/Family Guy knuckles, and the tables turn when his butthole makes an appearance. Jason describes his fan base as a true cry for help, and Terror reveals himself to be a Swedish Chef. Sam & Terror’s drug-deal role-play goes off the rails. City of Malice: Swedish Summers, Minus Sinus, Clean Pie Quartet and the Yawning Mud Puddle - I HAVE YOU IN MY HOME!

Dave Anthony joins Gareth & Vicky to examine his love/hate relationship with the show and discuss why he fills Sam with anxiety. We limit water, talk Investigation Discovery reenactments, and note how nothing bothers Lenny while he’s taking care of business. Vicky has news about a childhood friend-turned-felon as The Joe Sweeney Schneider Story unfolds. Gareth & Dave get deep inside this saga, review the evidence – articles, mugshots & old photos – and reach a verdict. Dave gets specific and it changes the story more than when we found out Joe has hazel eyes! We’re going out of the box and trying adults as children. Wait - Schneider is Sweeney?!? NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!! Buy Dave’s album Shame Chamber and see his live Walking the Room event at The Bellhouse in Brooklyn on March 29!

Dave Anthony joins Gareth & Vicky to examine his love/hate relationship with the show and discuss why he fills Sam with anxiety. We limit water, talk Investigation Discovery reenactments, and note how nothing bothers Lenny while he’s taking care of business. Vicky has news about a childhood friend-turned-felon as The Joe Sweeney Schneider Story unfolds. Gareth & Dave get deep inside this saga, review the evidence – articles, mugshots & old photos – and reach a verdict. Dave gets specific and it changes the story more than when we found out Joe has hazel eyes! We’re going out of the box and trying adults as children. Wait - Schneider is Sweeney?!? NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!! Buy Dave’s album Shame Chamber and see his live Walking the Room event at The Bellhouse in Brooklyn on March 29!

Gareth & Vicky host while Sam’s on the road, and start by strategizing a way to force Gabe & Bunny Fever to work together again. We take you behind the scenes of our important business meeting. Tom Hensley, Darcy Staniforth & Eric Person join us in Playboy Studios to talk Score Bored – their movie soundtrack podcast! We discuss the significant role music plays in film, and our personal favorites. Tom & Eric talk about being Arnold Schwarzenegger’s webmasters. Darcy talks about collecting action figures and the public’s changed perception of nerds. We take TV commercials too literally - take that, Rock & Noel! Eric drops a cast dating history bombshell by revealing how they’re the Fleetwood Mac of podcasts. Gareth pitches Ghost Fuckers and Re-Score Your Lives. We’re getting our information publicly sourced and basing our lives on Twitter, and it's Bane endorsed! Where would rock? Toto’s IN! I just talked to them!

Gareth & Vicky host while Sam’s on the road, and start by strategizing a way to force Gabe & Bunny Fever to work together again. We take you behind the scenes of our important business meeting. Tom Hensley, Darcy Staniforth & Eric Person join us in Playboy Studios to talk Score Bored – their movie soundtrack podcast! We discuss the significant role music plays in film, and our personal favorites. Tom & Eric talk about being Arnold Schwarzenegger’s webmasters. Darcy talks about collecting action figures and the public’s changed perception of nerds. We take TV commercials too literally - take that, Rock & Noel! Eric drops a cast dating history bombshell by revealing how they’re the Fleetwood Mac of podcasts. Gareth pitches Ghost Fuckers and Re-Score Your Lives. We’re getting our information publicly sourced and basing our lives on Twitter, and it's Bane endorsed! Where would rock? Toto’s IN! I just talked to them!

Sam & Gareth get business out of the way with LSD steaks, Packers rumors, and how the 200 went to 11. We welcome Chloe Dabbles & Luci Suicide to Playboy Studios for a double-dose of Ms. Naughtylicious! Chloe explains what she initially thought condoms were used for. Vicky strolls in to weigh in on how many double bj’s constitute “a lot.” Luci talks about the charity she’s involved in, live2givechildrenscharity.org. Chloe & Luci discuss alternative modeling & being Suicide Girls. Luci has stories of being a make-up artist on porn sets, and Chloe talks realistic European expectations. Gareth jots down some notes and assures us his newest business venture, the Flying Boat, is taking off literally and financially. Listen for shit & stuff!

Sam & Gareth get business out of the way with LSD steaks, Packers rumors, and how the 200 went to 11. We welcome Chloe Dabbles & Luci Suicide to Playboy Studios for a double-dose of Ms. Naughtylicious! Chloe explains what she initially thought condoms were used for. Vicky strolls in to weigh in on how many double bj’s constitute “a lot.” Luci talks about the charity she’s involved in, live2givechildrenscharity.org. Chloe & Luci discuss alternative modeling & being Suicide Girls. Luci has stories of being a make-up artist on porn sets, and Chloe talks realistic European expectations. Gareth jots down some notes and assures us his newest business venture, the Flying Boat, is taking off literally and financially. Listen for shit & stuff!

Sam, Gareth & Vicky reverse-released these eps, so we start out with a foreshadowing, then vote to talk about nothing but Rob Ford for the rest of the series. Lad Vigo calls in from the UK to talk about his intimate experiences with Domino’s Pizza. Jimmy Shubert returns with a Tornado of tales of performing stand-up in China! Jimmy discusses the problem with his one-sided translation app, and Sam explains why he finds their “uhhh” offensive. We learn important Do’s & Don’ts: Don’t get Donald Trumped for no good reason, Don’t trust the goodbye note your dog wrote in Russian, but DO take something away from Asia with you. You’ll fart with confidence on this Carousel ride you won’t soon forget!!