• (00:00-28:34) Nothing but phone calls today. Not in the feelings business. A path of feeling. Do we have anything at all? We're gonna chop it up and mix it up. The Athletic has a Cardinal leading the league in a category. Martin nailed it. The Tony LaRussa video game. Opening Day lineup rolled out in Memphis. Bring a stool, get a pic. Playing pepper with the boys. Bachelor Baseball. Blind dates. Kick rocks. Gettin' greasy.

• (28:43-47:22) Power flute. Narnia, man. Jackson is anti voicemail. Doug's many email addresses. So Gatesworth. Bad beat for the Blues in the Canucks game. Blues right on Minnesota's tail.

• (47:32-1:02:40) Doug doesn't like this one. Revisiting the delightful Danny Hurley audio as he left the court following the loss to Florida. UConn Director of Communications allegedly threatening the reporter for the viral video. Doug wants him out. Gotta call off the jam.

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