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Jon invades your mind in TMNT Shellcast podcast episode #037 "Invasion of the Turtlesnatchers" from season 3 episode 19 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, the Turtles celebrate April's first anniversary at Channel 6, but she's worried about keeping her job. Meanwhile, Krang locates an alien power source on Earth, and Shredder tries to obtain it. Donatello and Rocksteady are abducted by aliens, while the Turtles, Splinter, and April combat Shredder's attempt to steal alien technology. In the end, April saves the world and the Turtles learn they'll have alien friends visiting in the distant future.

Pizza Time! (00:06:39) serves up pepperoni and grape jelly to Chris (00:07:45) and Jon (00:10:46). The Reptile Draft of Aliens: Cutest, Least Effective, and Scariest (00:54:42) name drops some of the G.O.A.T aliens, earning Power-Up: Respins for Chris (01:19:54) and Andrew (00:59:06). Turtlisms (02:02:14) by Andrew are sparse, but the Shellcast Sportsbook (02:03:46) features one cowabunga (01:29:39) and one Raphael van drive (01:40:10). Krang remains (02:08:38) during the Villain Power Ranking (02:06:36), the Holographic Space Monster gets dusted (02:07:19), and the Foot Soldiers plummet to #6 (02:10:56). The Pizza Poll Results (02:16:09) break Andrew's winning streak (02:21:37), sending him to the Pizza Wheel (02:22:47). He spins pepperoni and no cheese (02:26:25) but then Chris uses a Power-Up: Respin (02:26:41), resulting in giant pizza (02:26:53). The episode ends with answers from Chris (02:32:11) and Jon (02:35:59) to the Pizza Poll Question: What is the best household item to use when fighting an intruder (02:30:20).

Also featured are what everyone says (00:00:55), Andrew from the road (00:01:08), the Mandela Pizza Time! Effect (00:02:32), #humblebrag (00:03:30), big week for aliens (00:05:46), glistening (00:08:37), YouTube exclusive (00:09:03), mortal sin of pizza (00:09:30), pinkies out (00:11:34), Sriracha (00:12:41), pepitas vs papatas (00:29:53), double Drew (00:34:44), podcast episode #001 (00:35:32), washboard abs (00:37:19), rotund (00:43:15), sans water buffalo (00:43:50), to the grave (00:44:44), one more USS Midway fact (00:49:17), losing an F-35 (00:51:14), fucking cat (00:53:10), utopian ideals (00:54:00), Star Wars (00:55:48), A Quiet Place (00:56:44), Signs (00:59:06), grays (01:00:19), the internet is undefeated (01:00:41), Arrival (01:01:09), Toy Story (01:04:05), KaBlam! (01:05:15), Invasion of the Bodysnatchers (01:06:31), Arachnophobia (01:08:08), Splinter No More (01:10:17), Alien Workshop (01:11:23), honorable mentions (01:13:41), Glob Huffy from Spacetown (01:20:20), math paper (01:21:45), bored Jon (01:32:08) and Chris (01:34:15), putting in the work (01:32:41), big or small brain Chris (01:44:39), Aggro Crag (01:51:01), Texas Hold 'Em (02:23:40), the sweet sweet Pizza Time! music (02:23:59), the best microwaved food (02:25:10), inferior jelly (02:29:13), hack city (02:32:31), in the movies buddy (02:41:37), fart bomb (02:43:53), and Jon's eyebrows (02:45:10).

Shout out to Uncle Sam's (00:09:49, Welch's Jelly (00:09:56), Uncle Ralph and cocktail weenies (00:15:38), the Stick (00:23:12), fishing (00:24:47), James (00:28:26), TMNT Shellcast #001 (00:35:32), Alavita (00:44:29), Don Pendleton (01:11:54), Wet Willy & Flameboy (01:12:29), Corey and his new home (02:25:22), Bonnie (02:44:16), Chris (02:45:52), and @stevestates (02:46:29).

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TMNT Shellcast goes full cowabunga with "Cowabunga Shredhead" from season 3 episode 18 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV series.

In the TV episode, Michelangelo's gluttony leads Splinter to hypnotize him into rejecting pizza, and a mishap with Shredder and Krang's holographic synthesizer transforms him into a Michelangelo clone. The Turtles must navigate this confusion while trying to rescue the real Michelangelo and thwart Shredder and Krang's master plan to destroy them and take over the world using holographic technology. Ultimately, the Turtles succeed, and Michelangelo reverts to his pizza-loving self, celebrating with a hearty meal.

In this NASCAR Cup Series race length (00:00:26) podcast episode (#36), Jon is NOT listening (00:00:40). Pizza Time! (00:01:40) features a chocolate sprinkle-off with Jon (00:05:19), Chris (00:09:00), and Andrew (00:12:08) all reviewing pizza this week. Andrew details the first-ever TMNT Shellcast Giveaway (00:19:17) before leading Chris and Jon during Buy or Sell: Chinese Food (00:49:42). Chris earns a Respin (01:14:42), Combo Slice (01:15:16), and Party Pizza (01:16:17) Power-ups and Jon takes home a Combo Slice (01:15:16), Party Pizza (01:16:17) and Odds Maker (01:17:45) Power-ups. The Shellcast Sportsbook (01:43:23) yields three cowabungas (00:45:20 and 01:39:29 and 01:40:54) then Chris reads off lots of Turtlisms (01:44:55). The Villain Power Ranking (01:51:50) features BIG moves, including Rock Soldiers moving to #6 (01:52:45) and Bebop & Rocksteady leapfrogging Shredder (01:54:27). Andrew's hot streak continues during the Pizza Poll Results (01:58:08), sending Chris to the Pizza Wheel where he spins grape jelly (02:03:03). Jon uses a Combo Slice Power-up (02:05:17), adding anchovy and butterscotch ice cream to Chris's pie. Chris uses a Party Pizza Power-up (02:06:00) on Jon, who subsequently uses a Respin Power-up (02:06:25), ultimately resulting in grape jelly and pepperoni pizza (02:06:48). To end the episode, Jon and Andrew answer the Pizza Poll Question: which food texture is more disgusting? (02:08:18).

Also featured are RAIDERS (00:00:57), gimmies (00:03:09), pamplemousse (00:04:37), mailing it in (00:07:03), one of the best things (00:10:21), watermelon + lemon juice (00:10:40), acid is the answer (00:11:46), out of focus (00:13:45), versatile ricotta (00:15:46), not forgetting the tomato (00:16:11), anything pickled (00:25:36), on the record (00:28:18), George Costanza (00:28:33), floppy disk memory (00:30:29), steamboat Willy (00:42:03), Vinnie's first (and last?) appearance (00:48:58), dumplings ALL DAY (00:57:00), frozen Jon (01:05:25), Panda Express Bugger Plate (01:11:19), lip stuck (01:14:33), dick donation (01:18:35), hamburg vs ground beef (01:29:24), jazzercise hands (01:38:32), the worst podcast host (01:48:35), peanut butter and salami sando (02:06:55), slimy (02:09:46), lumpy (02:10:16), nice to have around (02:13:37), onomonopia (02:18:41), bad punchline (02:19:30), Washington (02:20:54), and thumbs up (02:24:35).

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TMNT Shellcast is far and wide with its recap of "Turtles, Turtles, Everywhere" from season 3 episode 17 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV series.

In the TV episode, April and Vernon investigate a futuristic garbage dump with automated robot garbage trucks and interview the main computer, D.U.M.P 1000. However, Shredder hijacks the system to capture the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, causing chaos as the trucks capture various shelled reptiles. The Turtles, with April's help, ultimately manage to free themselves and D.U.M.P 1000, defeating Shredder and ensuring the release of captured turtles, including an endangered sea turtle.

In this Justin Verlander (02:08:27) podcast episode, Andrew celebrates the digital release of Mutant Mayhem and Shredder's Revenge DLC (00:00:58). Chris debuts his first homemade pizza during Pizza Time! (00:03:06) and follow's Andrew's Show & Tell: Mutant Mayhem Weapons (00:18:51) with his Show & Tell: TMNT Collectors Case (00:24:02). Jon joins Andrew to compete for Power-Ups (00:51:52 and 00:55:57) during Turtle Tech: Turtles (00:47:12) and then shares a mental updated to the Shellcast Sportsbook (01:25:16). Jon takes a risk by not doing Turtlisms this week (01:26:13), but Andrew saves the day (01:25:59). Krang reclaims #1 in the Villain Power Ranking (01:30:00) and Andrew survives the Pizza Poll Results (01:36:31), sending Jon to the Pizza Wheel (01:54:24) where Chris and Jon both use a Power-Up (01:56:33 and 01:56:57), resulting in a chocolate sprinkle-off (01:57:26). Chris debuts a brand new segment called Mutant Meme-hem (01:43:50) before ending the show head-to-head with Andrew during the Pizza Poll Question: Who is the best Disney princess? (01:57:44).

Also featured in this episode are some w's in the chat (00:02:17), putting in work over the holiday weekend (00:02:45), never too much onion (00:05:45), Little Hug Fruit Barrels (00:10:23), chores + music (00:15:18), tracking dumps (00:17:49), licking sais (00:20:17), twirling 'chucks (00:20:50), spinning the staff (00:22:02), making a house a home (00:25:48), novelty/mimetic architecture (00:29:16), Cole's Law (00:29:33), cat backstory (00:30:22), litter bugs (00:42:52), Squirtle (00:49:42), Franklin (00:50:16), Filburt (00:50:57), Crush (00:53:21), Turtle from Entourage (00:54:53), Lockjaw (00:55:09), Yertle not Otis (00:56:36), Vern (00:57:36), Grateful Dead (00:58:36), Cecil (00:59:36), Lemmy (01:00:59), Pistashio Disguisey (01:02:24), Jon's broken neck (01:04:04), fuck Superman (01:07:30), banana peel demoralization (01:12:32), WPB (01:13:05), seahorse knowledge (01:15:32), fisting (01:17:24), finger blasting (01:18:09), Jon won't let Mr. Brightside go (01:20:41), the worst host (01:23:37), a nice little treat (01:24:36), April's funky pad (01:27:06), "Open, Sesame" (01:27:36), Sa'nt N'c'las (01:28:02), a new villain (01:30:58), Porter (01:39:04), bad Pizza Poll timing (01:40:16), bonus pizza (01:41:03), being unamerican (01:41:21), memes (01:44:51 and 01:48:07 and 01:49:59), Power-Up swaps (01:53:08), Pocahontas (01:58:52), Ariel (01:59:36), Elsa (02:02:37), all the Ben & Jerry's (02:04:21), and the most basic Kaz (02:07:21).

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TMNT Shellcast is all for one and one for all with its recap of "Four Musketurtles" from season 3 episode 16 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV series.

In the TV episode, April reports on a valuable jewel during a Mardi Gras celebration in New York. Krang recognizes the jewel as impervium, a substance his species lost during interdimensional travel. During Bebop and Rocksteady's theft of the jewel, Leonardo is knocked unconscious and believes he and the turtles are the Three Musketeers. The Turtles play along with Leonardo's delusion, Shredder steals Krang's forcefield generator and attempts to take the Impervium, but after a series of confrontations and comedic situations, the jewel ends up lost down a drain.

In this Randy Johnson (00:01:03) podcast episode, Andrew kicks things off with his cheese Pizza Time! review (00:02:33). Chris competes with Andrew for power-ups (00:32:41, 00:34:16, 00:34:29, and 00:36:51) during Player Select: Candy Bars (00:28:36). Then Jon follows up with the Reptile Draft: Worst Candy (00:42:00) for the first-ever back-to-back segments (00:42:07). Chris recites Turtlisms (02:03:10) and the Villain Power Ranking (02:06:04) remains unchanged again. Chris loses the Pizza Poll (02:13:55) and is sent to the Pizza Time! wheel (02:18:52), where he spins ground beef. Andrew uses a respin(02:19:30), which ultimately yields Chris pepperoni, onion, and red onion pizza (02:19:41). To end the show, Andrew and Jon answer the Pizza Poll Question: Which two species of animals would you breed together? (02:21:50).

Also mentioned are quattro formaggi (00:04:08), pizza purist (00:06:39), bonus tiramisu (00:07:37), TMNT Shellcast milestones (00:09:49), Toronto Dave's continued hot streak (00:10:48), out-of-control cleavage (00:14:24), the Krangs (00:19:18), purple drank (00:25:17), Snickers (00:30:40), Milky Way (00:31:19), Three Musketeers (00:31:47 and 01:05:39), Twix (00:32:23), Baby Ruth (00:32:43), Almond Joy (00:33:24), 100 Grand (00:33:41), PayDay (00:34:18), Crunch Bar (00:35:12), Butterfinger (00:35:41), Krackel (00:36:15), Mr. Goodbar (00:36:52), Whatchamacallit (00:37:48), 5th Avenue (00:38:33), Big Hunk (00:39:00), Bit-o-Honey (00:39:50), Candy Buttons (00:42:39), Necco Wafers (00:44:39), Circus Peanuts (00:46:19), Good & Plenty (00:47:50), Dots (00:49:35), Wax Soda Bottles (00:50:33), banana Laffy Taffy (00:52:13), Mary Janes (00:56:12), Boston Baked Beans (00:57:51), Hot Tamales (01:00:33), candy necklaces (01:02:52), Tootsie Rolls (01:03:35), Peeps (01:03:48), Sugar Daddies, Waxed Lips, Skor, Chicklets, Bit-o-Honey, Warheads, and Sixlets (01:04:00), Smarties (01:05:39), candy cigarettes and being cool (01:06:10), candy corn (01:06:37), Jolly Ranchers (01:07:52), Step Brothers (00:39:32), banana steamroll (00:53:34), Big Red gum wrappers (01:01:09), spice rabbit holes (01:01:41), English vs. British (01:21:20), Andrew not paying attention (01:36:55), ads (01:48:14), honorable Andrew (01:48:57) on-the-spot (02:14:36), Western Idaho Fair (02:20:20), dog + eagle (02:22:58), whale + bird (02:24:45), millipede + octopus (02:27:11), the unofficial end of summer (02:31:54), white pants rules (02:32:33), A Cat in the Rain by Turnpike Troubadours (02:33:09), Oura ring (02:33:43), and Mega-Man Jon (02:34:57).

Shout outs to Price Chopper's asiago bagel (00:05:18), Toe Jame & Earl: Panic on Funkotron (00:14:04), April (00:14:37), Megan Thee Stallion (00:15:17), Holland Market (00:43:52), Bananas in Pajamas (00:55:30), George Costanza (01:30:01), The Matrix (01:46:05), late stage capitalism (01:48:52), and Super Troopers (01:54:25).

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TMNT Shellcast leads the recap of "Take Me to Your Leader" from season 3 episode 15 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV series.

In the TV episode, the Turtles confront Shredder's cheese danish heist, only to realize it's a bizarre dream. Leonardo's subsequent self-doubt leads him to leave the team, just as Shredder and Krang devise a plan to freeze the planet using a solar siphon. The Turtles, grappling with leadership changes, confusion, and a fake energy-drain transmitter, eventually reunite and thwart the villains' scheme, restoring balance and reaffirming their unity.

Andrew reminds new listeners (02:34:37) of the social media outlets (00:07:22) before leading Channel 6 Breaking News (00:10:10). Jon enjoys mini French bread pineapple pizza during Pizza Time! (00:16:45). During Player Select: Jeopardy! Edition (00:36:38) Chris earns a Respin (00:43:07) and Party Pizza (00:45:24) Powerup and Jon earns an Odds Maker (00:46:56), Combo Slice (00:48:28), and Respin (00:49:26) Powerup. Jon updates the Shellcast Sportsbook (01:56:06) with two cowabungas (01:16:52 and 01:48:09) and one katana toss (01:44:28). Chris shares his latest yard-sale find during Show & Tell (01:25:52), Jon recites the Turtlisms (01:58:15), and the Villain Power Ranking remains unchanged (02:02:21). The Pizza Poll Results (02:10:17) send Andrew to the Pizza Time! Wheel (02:14:12), where he spins cheese. Jon and Chris end the episode with their answers to the Pizza Poll Question: What is your go-to cereal? (02:20:34).

Also mentioned are cheddar whales (00:02:24), grocery store strategy (00:03:46), leaners (00:06:42), 1.5X til the day Andrew dies (00:08:58), Chris the purist (00:09:45), $1B (00:11:01), Shredder's Revenge DLC (00:12:35), the thing Chris hates (00:14:03), the not origin of French bread pizza (00:17:35), the origin of French bread pizza (00:17:56), not tooting Jon's horn (00:19:55), kiss (00:24:31) the sexy chef (00:20:29), pizza's z-axis (00:22:53), english muffin pizzas (00:23:56), the best danish (00:26:08), cue ball earth (00:27:37), emo Leo (00:35:18), Dream On (00:42:37), Leonardo DiCaprio (00:43:42), dreamcatcher (00:44:58), Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (00:45:26), smug Chris (00:46:15), Jack Skellington (00:46:22), Black Beauty (00:47:07), Chris reeling (00:49:31) from Metallica (00:47:53), A Nightmare on Elm Street (00:48:48), the honor system (00:51:16), Andrew's love (00:54:06) for Shutter Island (00:51:31), mile high math (00:57:59), mad minute threats (01:01:01), foreshadowing (01:06:29), the scientific method (01:09:12), rookery (01:13:08), duck allegiance (01:14:33), Jon =/= taxes (01:20:51), hullabaloozing (01:22:21), power move (01:23:00), scarf people (01:35:11), Jon's metaphor (01:41:58), have a nice day! (01:48:40), echo (01:58:17), Jon's back hurts (02:02:28), chef's choice (02:19:48), Cinnamon Toast Crunch (02:21:43), cereal milk drinkers (02:22:29), Rice Crispies (02:23:02), novelty cereal forgiveness (02:23:47), Frosted Flakes (02:25:26), cereal pro tip (02:26:45) and pyscho move (02:27:59).

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Shout out to Casey Brewing & Blending (00:06:42), Krang (00:13:07), JeopardyLabs.com (00:43:17), foreshadowing (01:07:41), scientist Mike (01:10:10), foreshadowing again (01:12:23), The Physics of Baseball (01:15:20), Gram & Big Dad's House (01:24:14), Facebook Marketplace (01:26:35), Maine (01:31:38), whoever's garage (01:34:00), Dad (02:27:18), and former coworker Dave (02:27:59).

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In this bonus episode, TMNT Shellcast goes ham with its recap of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem movie!

In the movie, fifteen years after a mutagenic explosion that killed rogue scientist Baxter Stockman, the mutant turtle brothers, raised by their rat father Splinter, yearn for normalcy. They accidentally reveal themselves to aspiring journalist April O'Neil during a fight against criminals. As they join forces to stop a mutant gang led by Superfly, who plans to use Stockman's mutagen to dominate the planet, the turtles and other mutants eventually thwart Superfly's scheme. After a public misunderstanding, they prove their good intentions, defeat Superfly, and gain acceptance from the city, leading to a celebratory reconciliation and the beginning of a new life as heroes.

Jon kicks things off with the movie synopsis (00:03:10) before Chris covers the movie's background (00:05:51), animation style (00:08:54), and voice actors (00:14:38). Andrew joins Chris and Jon during a Pizza Time! trifecta (00:18:45). The trio tackle Show & Tell: Mutant Mayhem edition (00:35:35), before sharing how they each watched the movie (00:49:57) and favorite non-spoiler thing (01:27:19). SPOILERS (01:35:42) begin with favorite things (01:36:08), followed by Jon's deep dive into the plot summary (01:40:10). To end the show, Jon, Chris and Andrew share predictions for the Mutant Mayhem series (02:38:11) and Jon shares his favorite non-critic movie reviews (02:48:07).

Also featured are gummy pizza (00:18:56), cheese pull (00:21:05), Chris's animal instinct (00:22:41), The Big New Yorker (00:24:27), MM Sausage & Pepperoni (00:28:51), side-by-side #humblebrag (00:29:52), thicc bois (00:30:05), Spaceballs (00:30:58), Big Foot (00:34:20), Leo plush (00:36:08), sai pizza cutter (00:39:26), ninja reveal Michelangelo (00:42:43), disposable fucking income (00:44:06), keeping an eye out (00:48:12), 4DX (00:51:25), reclining seats (00:55:50), bargain cinema (01:01:49), panic orders (01:03:46), preferred seating locations (01:06:39), double doxx (01:09:13), dad move (01:10:35), origin of "going ham" (01:13:11), candy stomach ache (01:16:16), diarrhea (01:17:55), diabetes (01:19:01), anti-popcorn (01:20:37), Warheads fraud (01:21:52), dying on Dr. Pepper's hill (01:24:11), Big Jon's Word of the Week (02:10:45), 4 Non Blondes: What's Up (02:12:46), bring me The Shredder (02:34:20), thank you Seth Rogan (02:45:31), and Chris' great reference (02:54:42).

Shout out to West Boylston cinemas (01:02:27), Jonathan (01:09:13), Uncle Franky (01:20:57), Sean (01:27:03), and Meet the Parents (02:09:48).

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TMNT Shellcast plugged "20,000 Leaks Under the City" from season 3 episode 14 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV series.

In the TV episode, Krang and Shredder plan to flood the New York sewers with a massive hose and super pump, intending to drown the Turtles. Meanwhile, the Turtles discover their scheme and confront Shredder, leading to chaotic battles involving a mind-controlled giant squid. Despite a few mishaps, the Turtles ultimately defeat the villains and inadvertently reverse the super pump's effect, flooding the Technodrome.

Chris kicks things off with a Show & Tell trifecta (00:18:11) before Andrew reminds everyone about his meatball Pizza Time! punishment (00:22:51). Jon and Andrew compete in Buy or Sell: Buffet Foods (00:57:55). Jon gives an update to the Shellcast Sportsbook (01:39:23), Andrew recites all of the episode Turtlisms (01:40:40), and Chris leads discussion on an unchanged Villain Power Ranking (01:44:07). Jon loses the Pizza Poll (01:52:06), sending him to the most prolific Pizza Time! ever (01:54:34). After a Power-Up: Respin (01:57:07), Power-Up: Combo Slice (01:57:35), and another Power-Up: Respin (01:58:24), Jon eventually is dealt pineapple mini French bread pizza. The episode concludes with this week's Pizza Poll Question: What is the best name for a WIFI network? (02:00:02).

Also featured are Shaq (00:00:33), dvd shingles (00:05:00), salt water pools (00:10:06), Donnie's new voice (00:12:42), sugar daddy Burne (00:15:55), party hat vs. graduate hat (00:16:20), NECA acronym (00:18:35), the coolest mask of all-time (00:20:37), the worst mask of all-time (00:21:06), Domino's qualm (00:23:05), the Plate of Nowhere (00:25:41), team red (00:29:09), will the real firetruck please stand up? (00:30:24), the only person with three G's in their name (00:33:36), boat owners (00:55:31), salad sauce (01:00:05), hating all crab besides Mr. Krabs (01:02:08), anti-prime rib (01:03:40), soup slander (01:07:49), pasteurization pro-tips (01:08:09), perpetual stew (01:08:50), gullets (01:12:39), the best chicken wings in the world (01:13:11), great verb (01:28:56), Team Ramrod (01:30:26), Tentacruel (01:44:13), OSHA non-compliance (01:47:54), go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog (01:52:12), the best idea for the show so far (01:55:30), #turtletuesday (02:05:07), still-letting-us-down Dave (02:09:02), #humblebrag (02:09:23), and Arizona Iced Tea math (02:11:51).

Shout out to Turtles Fight Back (00:04:10), the greater Boston area (0:35:01), Mark McCorkle (00:35:27), Idaho Pizza Company (00:58:28), Rom's (01:04:29), Corey (01:11:49), Gram (01:12:39), Turtlepedia (01:46:26), RC abbreviation (01:51:04), Yellowcard (01:54:08), Sean (02:07:00), Toronto Dave (02:08:08), Fantasy Football Twitter (02:09:49), Troy King (02:09:54), and Scott Fish (02:10:14).

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TMNT Shellcast was all over the place during its recap of "The Ninja Sword of Nowhere" from season 3 episode 13 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV series.

In the TV episode, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles plan a gift for Splinter but inadvertently acquire a sought-after alien metal sword, leading to a confrontation with Shredder. Shredder gains an advantage using the sword's power, traps Splinter in a dimensional rift, and demands the Turtles' surrender. A series of events including a fake surrender, battle, and an encounter with an alien spaceship unfold, ultimately leading to the Turtles' reunion with Splinter.

Chris eats his version pizza puff during Pizza Time! (00:04:00) then Andrew recaps the NECA new product releases from San Diego Comic Con 2023 during Channel 6 Breaking New (00:17:11). Jon hosts the episode recap (00:39:13), Chris earns a Power-Up: Respin (00:54:25) and Andrew joins both to select the Best Sporting Event (01:24:58), Best Historical Event (01:36:41), and Best Literary Event (01:41:52). Chris recites all of the episode Turtlisms (02:16:48) and Shredder holds onto the top spot during the Villain Power Ranking (02:18:21). The Pizza Poll Results (02:23:37) send Andrew to the Pizza Wheel (02:27:28) again, leaving Chris and Jon to answer to Pizza Poll Question: what is your go-to karaoke song? (02:31:34).

Also featured are #turtletuesday (00:03:18), history of pizza puffs (00:04:25), Hubert in a tizzy (00:06:20), Hot Pocket's susceptor (00:07:36), French Jon (00:10:14), the poors (00:10:53), Chris's latest promise (00:13:04), bits (00:13:50), the NECA acronym (00:19:14), blowjob Leo (00:29:47), matrix glitch (00:31:12), brother arithmetic (00:41:47), Raph's shitty voice (00:43:06), naked on the face (00:52:40), Big Folder collusion (01:03:35), Krang's guilty pleasures (01:10:55), all red Starburst (01:25:01), '04 Red Sox (01:27:02), Miracle on Ice (01:30:45), Ali vs. Frazier I (01:33:04), Boston Tea Party (01:36:54), Woodstock (01:37:57), Battle of Midway (01:38:35), Bilbo's birthday party (01:42:06), End Game (01:42:54), House Cup (01:44:05), MJ (01:46:05), Tuck Game (01:46:34), Dream Team (01:46:47), Vin Scully & John Madden (01:47:34), Roman Coliseum (01:47:52), Jesse Owens (01:48:10), Boston Massacre (01:48:40), the whites of their eyes (01:49:17), pyramids & Stone Henge (01:49:41), Library of Alexandria (01:49:55), Council of Narcia (01:50:21), Renaissance guys (01:50:39), John Hancock (01:50:55), Liberty Bell (01:52:57), hawking a loogie during the Big Bang (01:53:20), real aliens (01:54:21), Roswell (01:56:09), Big Foot (01:57:13), Ender's Game (01:57:41), Eastman & Laird's apartment (01:58:14), Brady Bunch (02:02:50), fascinators (02:09:51), phe-FUCKING-nominal (02:11:47), The Avengers (02:14:27), union workers don't quit (02:15:53), heart vs. head (02:26:41), catbutt horizion event (02:27:48), Stand By Me (02:32:39), Grille 57 (02:33:25), Mr. Brightside (02:34:08), Andrew's humblebrag (02:35:15), Friends in Low Places (02:36:13), Shark Week (02:40:52), Chris's teaser (02:41:14), and mac & cheese shapes (02:42:23).

Shout out to Parker McCollum (00:01:04), ham (00:11:02), Chris (00:16:24), Pixel Dan (00:18:49), u/DrLee_PHD (00:18:58), Alton Brown (00:49:59), Inception (01:21:24), Fight Night (01:35:56), Tantasqua (01:45:42), Interstellar (02:28:08), and Street Sharks (02:41:05).

Links from the episode:

NECA Toys TMNT Figure Walkthrough at SDCC 2023 🐢 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxouAOSLL3w

(Almost) All of the NECA reveals from SDCC 2023 🐢 https://www.reddit.com/r/TMNTtoys/comments/15979ew/almost_all_of_the_neca_reveals_from_sdcc_2023/

Trans-Dimensional Turtles 🐢 https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47mfy2

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TMNT Shellcast maxed out hot takes of "Attack of Big MACC" from season 3 episode 12 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV series.

In the TV episode, an electrical storm accidentally opens a portal that brings MACC, an alien robot from 2390 AD to the present. Initially aggressive, the Turtles convince MACC they are peaceful, and he joins them to learn more about their time. However, Krang and Shredder re-program MACC to become violent, and the Turtles must stop his rampage and help him return to his own timeline before he explodes and destroys New York City. With their efforts, MACC regains control and returns home, leaving the Turtles to continue their adventures.

Also featured are Jon's new glasses (00:01:52), the 4th dimension (00:03:26), Mutant Mayhem pizza (00:06:48) and cereal (00:10:30), or a ketti (00:11:36), Joe Dirt (00:14:32), the resident duck expert (00:16:01), laser infinium (00:18:30), gigawatt arithmetic (00:21:21), profound mathetmatics (00:22:26), side hustle (00:23:56), d-oscillator (00:25:39), Undertaker choke holds (00:32:59), Michelangelo Nixon (00:34:08), fingers all the way down (00:36:19), bison restoration (01:00:45), n00b dumps (00:01:01), agronomist Chris (01:01:16), chicken poop detox (01:02:06), Jonny Fudd (01:02:52), stupefied (01:08:48), Irish goodbyes (01:18:10), Alien Express (01:30:58), dusted (01:42:18), melted feet (01:43:21), densities of infinity (02:09:08), increments of 5 (02:11:13), fuck wins (02:13:24), one of the worst things in the world (02:19:38), and the most sick podcast host (02:22:22).

Shout out to Channel 6 cameraman (00:28:52) and Spotify for Podcasters (02:23:22).

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TMNT Shellcast was seeing double in the recap of "April Fool" from season 3 episode 11 of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated series.

In the television episode, April reports from the Malacurian Embassy on the sale of mining rights for Lydium 90, a rare and powerful crystal. In an effort to re-power the Technodrome, Krang plans to kidnap the Malacurian Princess to ransom the Lydium 90. Shredder kidnaps the wrong person, mistaking April for the Princess. The Turtles eventually rescue April and the unstable Lydium 90 nearly destroys the Technodrome.

Jon kicks things off with Pizza Time! (00:02:41) and his review of garlic pizza. During Turtle Tech: Sushi (00:21:00), Andrew and Jon compete head-to-head to recite popular sushi roll names from Chris' list of ingredients. Later, during Channel 6 Breaking News: Exposé (00:57:29), Jon and Andrew work together to recite stage names from celebrity birth names. Andrew recaps the episode's Turtlisms (01:48:53) and Jon provides a Shellcast Sportbook (01:50:30) update. Shredder's flawless performance moves him back to the #1 spot in the Villain Power Ranking (01:51:49). The Pizza Poll Results (01:57:39) sends the "Chief" back to the Pizza Wheel, which serves up Andrew shredded mozzarella. Chris and Jon axe the first Pizza Poll Question (02:02:01) in favor of "if you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say" (02:05:55).

Also featured in this podcast episode are slandering kids (00:03:57), roasted chicken pro tips (00:03:57), Johnny rule bender (00:04:57), pizza holdem (00:05:27), the most disgusting pizza (00:06:48), bottom of the Cheez-It bag (00:09:21), "tupperware" party (00:10:35), orgies (00:10:47), Mohs scale (00:13:51), getting your face El Nino'ed off (00:19:00), glitch in the Matrix (00:19:26), not seeing color (00:26:13), WPI fight song (00:28:25), sexy April and the horny Turtles (00:28:45), definitely not a perm (00:31:39), fact checking Jon (00:32:49), the light of God (00:37:53), fact checking Chris (00:47:33), Power-Ups tease (00:48:12), Vulcan death grip (00:48:12), Rocksteady's murder (00:50:00), the twirtle (00:53:31), Hulk Hogan impressions (01:04:27), fact checking Jon again (01:07:47), Stick Stickly (01:21:08), swole Shredder (01:22:23), stealing the bottom slot (01:28:26), sexual finger scene (01:43:05), fuck face (01:58:44), fuck (02:06:33), chumbawumba (02:07:48), fluid dynamics of nasal congestion (02:10:28), and SDCC 2023 TMNT preview (02:11:57).

Shout out to Dominos (00:06:35), Tantasqua Junior High School (00:14:06), The Sole Proprieter (00:27:11), WPI (00:27:26), sushi samba (00:28:06), Logitech (00:34:55), Lume Cube (00:36:27), Jon (00:38:03), Lenovo [for fucking sucking] (00:38:16), Brooklyn (00:45:35) the Gargoyle (00:45:35), and Sock-o (01:20:48).

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