GAYLIEN VS PREDATOR. WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS IN THE BATTLE OF THE ANCIENTS???

 

It's a good old fashioned Thot Topics romp and we must've been pretty hangry because there's a lot of yelling on this one! We go knock-knock-knockin' on three different gay guy's doors to cuff that ass and throw them in the SLAMMER where they belong. And you'll never guess where we put the key ;) A great deal is resolved in a cosmic sense.

 

First, we feel obligated to review Charli XCX's new snoozefest CRASH. Then it's down to business. First, we talk Grindr screenshots, starting with the 19 year old brit-tard who thinks it's predatory to receive a message on the Teenage Assfucking app. THEN, we talk about a homosexual PhD candidate's mission to equate public coitus with getting a nude sent to your phone while you're out and about. (I get REALLY worked up about this one, warning in advance lmfao). LASTLY, we take on the infamous Cum Walk-- was it real cum? Was in the right? What's NOT clear on the surface? The answer may surprise you...

 

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