It's time for Steve and his family to move, but this time, there's a twist: there might be spectral developments! As Steve ponders whether the ghost might be friendly and/or full of unfinished tasks/clerical duties, Jason begins his screenplay about a ghost realtor. Because who better to find the bodies in realty than the dead themselves?

Jason's wife is lovingly nursing their sweet, precious baby son, and all he can think about is how lucky the boy is to have unfettered, daily access to something he's taken for granted. Someday, this will change, but for now, he and Steve look back fondly and find themselves thankful for the mammaries.

This week, we don't learn anything about sports! That's right, we talk about it nearly twice a year, so it's a can't miss episode! Jason hits golf balls backwards, defying physics; Steve loves the simplicity of sumo; and together, the guys talk about baseball because it's a sport that's easy to get. Give me The Rock!

Steve enjoys time to himself but also worries his laziness might be mistaken for bigotry. Jason avoids trying new things because the parking sucks. And together, the guys derive a new sci-fi future wherein fart vapes are the energy that run things.

Wow, is family bowling always a terrible experience or what? Fighting! Noise! Boredom! It's all there! Also, no one cares that you consider yourself to be a pro and blowing your hands dry does not keep the finger sweat from the last twenty users of that ball off your greasy chili fries. Now lace up and have a great time!

Jason is in no mood for porta-potties, despite his family's pleas. It's like someone is playing the Sims and is getting tired of his bathroom hangups. Steve reminds us to go through with the full character creator and don't rely on the system defaults. Somehow, this all ties together in the end.

If you don't like talk about bugs, critters, and all things creepy crawly, this episode might not be for you. Jason put his new dad bod through Taco Bell hell, all before taking the food fight to the lice infesting his daughter's head. Not to be outdone, Steve talks about his own battles with bedbugs and the guys go on a business naming tear to wrap things up.

As Steve and Jason strive to get back to a normal schedule (Jason's got a new kid and Steve might be moving soon), we present to you a clip show (of sorts). It's got hot tub takeovers, zipper mishaps, personal fridge courtesies, Utah's lacking porn standards, and fun bathroom strangers, all great examples of what you can expect from this random podcast.

Steve brings us another Bing story to remember, this time about fajita smuggling and the lives it has ruined (not a non-zero amount, BTW). In so doing, he also discovers that Jason isn't a fan of the tasty, Tex-Mex treat, and simply can't deal with that knowledge. The guys also discuss the concept of being fajita rich and just how much work is involved in enjoying this enjoyable but inefficient dish.

TILN is heading back to the arena for more sports talk! Did you know that Portland sucks (apparently)? Seattle does (apparently) and they'll tell you 24/7. Also, the Kansas City Chiefs' fans really know how to extract the murder from a song. Finally, fear not, nerds, because your sports poster may still be well received, hashtag required or not!