Today we (Steve Thomas and I) watched Doctor Bloodbath directed by Nick Millard and starring Albert Eskinazi and Irmgard Millard.

Music by Amir Oosman

Today I watched Youth in Revolt directed by Miguel Arteta and starring Michael Cera, Portia Doubleday, and Ray Liotta. I give it 5/5 boxer shorts. I enjoyed this movie very much and think it makes for a fun movie night after a long day of youthful rebellion.

Today I watched Smashed directed by James Ponsoldt and starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aaron Paul, and Octavia Spencer. I give it 4/5 alcoholic beverages. This is a great movie to watch at interventions.

Today I watched Small Apartments directed by Jonas Åkerlund and starring Matt Lucas, Peter Stormare, and James Caan. I give it 3/5 bottles of Moxie soda. I didn’t necessarily enjoy it but I appreciate its creativity.

Today I watched Moshe Kasher: Live in Oakland. I give it 5/5 street naps. Great comedy, check it out! I believe it is a Netflix exclusive, so go there to watch it.

Today I watched Survivor: Caramoan Episode 5. I give it 5/5 days of pouring rain. This might be the most crazy episode of Survivor in the best and worst ways. I was both incredibly uncomfortable and wildly entertained. This podcast episode contains spoilers, so have a listen to find out more on my thoughts on what all happened. Non-spoiler comment: There better be at least one puzzle next week.

Today I watched The Greatest Movie Ever Rolled directed by Ryan Polito and starring  Doug Benson and Graham Elwood. I give it 5/5 Houston Airport carts. I was happy to pay $7.99 for my copy, and I think anyone who enjoys Doug and/or Graham’s work would happy as well.

CART!

Today I watched The Amazing Race 22 episode 4. I give it 5/5 coconuts peeled by monkeys. This is definitely my favorite episode of this season so far, I can only hope that more upcoming episode top it.

Today I watched Shut Up Little Man! directed by Matthew Bate. I give it 3/5 microphones. It’s an interesting documentary that is as much about audio verite as a whole as it is about the specific phenomenon of the “Shut Up Little Man!” recordings.

Today I watched Gun Shy directed by Eric Blakeney and starring Liam Neeson, Sandra Bullock, and Oliver Platt. I give it 4/5 watermelon slices. I enjoyed it and I think you will too.