Today I watched the first episode of The Amazing Race 22. I give it 4/5 slowly made sandcastles. I forgot to mention the canoe things that kept flipping over, which is crazy because that was my favorite part of the episode! Also I was way off, season 17 is my favorite season with Brook and Claire and the watermelon to the face.

Today I watched The Contract directed by Bruce Beresford and starring John Cusack and Morgan Freeman. I give it 3/5 sniper rifles. After the recording this episode I confirmed that the movie I was thinking of is indeed The River Wild. It came out in 1994 when I was 9, and I remember seeing it on video, so 10 is a pretty fine guess I’d say.

Today I watched The Raven directed by James McTeigue and starring  John Cusack. I give it 3/5 ravens. I should make a That’s So Raven joke here but I won’t.

Everybody Stay Cool this is a robbery! I give this movie 3/5 old yearbook photos. Now that I think of it, this movie might have been made better if there was some kind of robbery involved. Every movie is made better with a heist. This film is available on netflix instant.

Today I watched Flight directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Denzel Washington. I give it 4/5 tiny bottles of vodka.

Today I watched the premiere episode of Survivor: Caramoan. I have been looking forward to the new season since the last season ended I was not disappointed. I give it 5/5 inedible rocks and I can’t wait for next week’s episode!

Today I watched Project X. I didn’t rate it because I stopped watching it a few minutes in. I guess check this movie out if you if it falls in your lap and you have nothing else to do.

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Today I watched Uninhabited directed by Bill Bennett and starring Geraldine Hakewill, Henry James and Tasia Zalar. I give it 3/5 stars. You can watch it on Netflix Instant Watch!

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Today I watched Wanderlust directed by  David Wain and starring Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd and Malin Åkerman. I give it 5/5 Stars. Hilarious. If you like this movie I’m sure you’ll love most stuff over on Earwolf, too.

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Today I watched Delirious directed by Tom Mankiewicz and starring John Candy, Mariel Hemingway and Emma Samms. I give it 5/5 stars.