Toe On The Trigger Podcast

 

 

This week, Daniel is joined again by Courtney3000 and brand new guest: Niquole. The trio discusses Niquole’s current relationship with past TotT veteran Eriq “Shaft” Johnson. Apparently, Eriq is an ass man, and Niquole being the wonderful girlfriend that she is, gave Eriq her ass for the first time. She goes into - probably too much - detail about how her first two experiences went.

 

Before the break, the crew discusses a topic written by a feminist taking the stance that people who sleep with prostitutes are rapists. She fails to take into account the fact that prostitution is a consensual agreement between two adults.

 

Back from the break, Daniel, Courtney and Niquole pick apart each other’s names and then talk again about how much hate Courtney has gotten in the past.

 

Fuckboy is a word that floats in the lexicon of American society. There isn’t really a set definition. But, what is a fuckboy, and what are the differences between the different types of fuckboys? There are many different types, and no one relates to any of them. Many conversations branch from this discussion. Ranging from feminism to defending whether or not Daniel is actually a fuckboy.

 

We got a call on the show from BRob again. He had some positive thoughts and pieces of advice. This advice included dropping “nigger from the show’s vocabulary. This idea spirals the show down a slightly racist rabbit hole.

 

To end the show, Courtney discusses some of her daddy issues that can be exploited just in case you guys were wondering.

 

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This week, Daniel is joined again by Courtney3000 and brand new guest: Niquole. The trio discusses Niquole’s current relationship with past TotT veteran Eriq “Shaft” Johnson. Apparently, Eriq is an ass man, and Niquole being the wonderful girlfriend that she is, gave Eriq her ass for the first time. She goes into - probably too much - detail about how her first two experiences went.

 

Before the break, the crew discusses a topic written by a feminist taking the stance that people who sleep with prostitutes are rapists. She fails to take into account the fact that prostitution is a consensual agreement between two adults.

 

Back from the break, Daniel, Courtney and Niquole pick apart each other’s names and then talk again about how much hate Courtney has gotten in the past.

 

Fuckboy is a word that floats in the lexicon of American society. There isn’t really a set definition. But, what is a fuckboy, and what are the differences between the different types of fuckboys? There are many different types, and no one relates to any of them. Many conversations branch from this discussion. Ranging from feminism to defending whether or not Daniel is actually a fuckboy.

 

We got a call on the show from BRob again. He had some positive thoughts and pieces of advice. This advice included dropping “nigger from the show’s vocabulary. This idea spirals the show down a slightly racist rabbit hole.

 

To end the show, Courtney discusses some of her daddy issues that can be exploited just in case you guys were wondering.

 

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After a small hiatus from the show, we learn that Daniel had an episode in the bag; but through a rookie mistake had deleted it. What he did manage to produce was decently prepared piece that Courtney had provided him.

 

Her phone number had previously belonged to an online escort, and she had been getting weird voicemails for quite some time. Of these voicemails were one from a man named Jerry. We decided to give Jerry a call.

 

Out of all the porn on the internet, fidget spinner porn is now a thing; but Daniel is sure that it's all just trolling.

 

Finally, the topic of the orgasm gap is revisited, and we learn why straight women are not having as many orgasms, and why "the golden trio" is very important.

 

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After a small hiatus from the show, we learn that Daniel had an episode in the bag; but through a rookie mistake had deleted it. What he did manage to produce was decently prepared piece that Courtney had provided him.

 

Her phone number had previously belonged to an online escort, and she had been getting weird voicemails for quite some time. Of these voicemails were one from a man named Jerry. We decided to give Jerry a call.

 

Out of all the porn on the internet, fidget spinner porn is now a thing; but Daniel is sure that it's all just trolling.

 

Finally, the topic of the orgasm gap is revisited, and we learn why straight women are not having as many orgasms, and why "the golden trio" is very important.

 

If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.

 

Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!

 

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Daniel is joined again by the Courtney3000, and the first order of business is about fan thoughts on Courtney. Love her or hate her; she isn’t going very far for very long. But, if you do want to tell her how you feel about her, feel free to call the hotline or email the show. She is open to all of your opinions.

 

The feminists are attacking again. This time the enemy is the beard. A hair stylist is dying her husband’s beard to reflect the colors of a unicorn. Of course, sometimes the pussy is so good; you just go along with whatever weird notions they suggest.

 

A new trend is taking over in Russia. Because the adolescent suicide rate is so high in Russia; an unknown group of people exploited this by creating a game that leads teens into a 50 day journey that eventually ends in their suicide. This topic leads down a suicidal rabbit hole about Daniel and Courtney’s view on suicide, and their experience with it. They also talk about death and how people react to it.

 

In the news, a Texas man attempts to sue a woman for texting the entire time on their date. Though the matter was settled outside of court, Daniel agrees that justice was served. Courtney thinks it was a bit excessive.

 

All of these dating conundrums could be avoided if people just engaged in Sologymy. Sologymy is a new trend creeping across the country in which women marry themselves to solidify their love for themselves. Think it’s a bit pathetic? Well, you’re right. And, of course capitalism came in to save the poor feminists by supplying an I Married Me kit containing a ring, vows, and affirmation cards.

 

Then, Courtney has to get dark and discuss the death of her mom and how dead parent jokes are fun, and you have to joke about the negative things in life to cope.

 

Somehow, the conversation turns from death and suicide to shitting. Daniel tells a fucked up story about enemas and constipation, and Courtney has 2 even more horrific stories where her body turned on her.

 

There is much love in the podcast community. Much of that love is bestowed upon TotT. The first case was a shoutout done by Adam from EHAP. He definitely rubbed Daniel’s cock about how good his memes are on Facebook. Daniel loved how appreciated he was for his meme lord skills. The second piece of love came from Kitty the Accidental Racist at Afterburn739. She told a cute little joke to make many SJWs go nuts. This then goes into a talk about systemic racism.

 

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Daniel is joined once again by the Courtney3000. The show starts off with a bad omen when Daniel has a problem with the local coffee machine. After airing their coffee grievances, the show begins.

 

Courtney's newest venture of selling panties has broadened her career path into making pornettes with her boyfriend. It will take her some time to get her vagina to look just right. Courtney decides to be good to the listeners. If you want some videos of the one and only Courtney3000, inquire by emailing [email protected]

 

There is a new term floating around the internet: Stealthing. Stealthing is the act of removing the condom without the consent of the partner. The debate is whether or not stealthing is a form of rape. There is definitely an aspect of rape there. Speaking of rape, Courtney has a definite rape fetish. Cinematic or real, Courtney loves the idea of rape.

 

Another trend that is touching the internet is combating online bullying. One service online is to "kill" a bully. What this entails is writing the name of the bully on a piece of paper and destroy that piece of paper to tarnish a person's name. Of course this is a retarded way to combat anything, let alone internet trolls.

 

Back from the break, our two friends talk about cock rings. Daniel had a friend who got a cock ring stuck on his dick. Daniel then busts out his "cock lasso" from his drawer of sex toys, which is dwindling. His toys have gone missing, and he's okay with that; 'cause he jerks off the old-fashioned way. No matter if it's at work, or in the car, Courtney agrees that she should probably cut back on her masturbation. It's becoming a problem.

 

The problem with the masturbation may be caused by the spirit realm. Of course the Christians have a theory about masturbation. Their theory: masturbation attracts demons into your life to cause you to masturbate more.

 

Through a series of random rabbit holes, Daniel and Courtney arrive at the topic of Star Wars. They give their opinions on Star Wars and other movies.

 

If you want to contact the show, you can do show by hitting the Take A Shot Button, or emailing [email protected]. Or, you can call the show at 863-546-8688. We got some emails and calls this weekend. One email came from a concerned citizen telling Daniel to leave girls alone. This was followed by a call from somebody telling him the same thing. Finally, two calls from a new listener, General Sid; who seems to be getting a blowjob or something.

 

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Daniel is joined by previous cohost, Courtney3000. Courtney discusses the reason why she left the show for so long, and Daniel tried to boost her morale to keep her coming back so that is job of finding cohosts can be minimized.

 

Right out of the gate, Daniel figures he'll stir the pot by sharing an article done by some feminist at Cosmopolitan arguing against ever giving blowjobs. Cosmopolitan writer Hannah Smothers does her best to convince Courtney how blowjobs are terrible, and that she should not only never do it again, but she should never want to do it again.

 

During all this, Daniel poses the famous question: What is a blowjob? Courtney starts with the theory of a blowjob just being the act of someone's dick. Daniel changes her mind in a couple short minutes. Through all of Ms. Smothers' terrible ideas, there are some that Courtney can agree with. Courtney also admits to letting her pussy get stanky during masturbation.

 

Back from the break, Daniel tries yet again to get Courtney to fuck him. She says no, yet again; and also shares how creepy Daniel is when he texts her out of the blue.

 

Courtney reveals her latest career venture. She is going to team up with her "business partner" to sell panties. The internet is filled with men who would pay for just about anything. This includes up to $200 for a pair of underwear worn by a lovely young woman, She may also venture into the world of camgirls.

 

Daniel decides it's been far too long since he's gotten in trouble because of the podcast. So, in order to restore balance, he decided to sgare his latest issue with Courtney. His latest crisis: a girl that he likes and who likes him gets mad at him for sleeping with another girl. Was Daniel in the wrong? Give your input.

 

The Toe on the Trigger hotline finally got a voicemail from a funny guy named Rob from "Random Ramblings with Rob". He questions the name of the show and rants about amputees.

 

The show closes out with Courtney sharing her pet peeve of ugly babies, talking about how ugly her friend was as a baby. They discuss functioning drug addicts, and then close out the show.

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This week, Daniel flipped the roles and became the guest. He joined his friend's from down under: Gareth and Bex from Gareth's Random Ramblings.

Right out of the gate, Daniel asks Bex the question he is dying to know: What is a blowjob? After some pussyfooting around terminology and modesty, Bex finally reveals what her idea of a blowjob is. We get a sneak peak into the more intimate aspects of Gareth and Bex's relationship.

They talk about podcasting and speaking freely, as well as cultural differences between America and Australia or New Zealand (Let's admit, same thing). They go into different names for the Monte Crisco and different fair foods and deep fried foods. Daniel breaks down for the poor "Kiwis" the difference between foods by region.

This leads to a nice piece of racism about Mexicans and black folk. Bex shares which words are appropriate and which aren't, and they discuss American accents and regional cultures; and what it means to be a Californian.

The show ends with Gareth and Daniel questioning Bex's logic in regards to daytime walks.

If you like Gareth and Bex, check them out here.

 

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Returning guest Gareth of Gareth's Random Ramblings joins Daniel yet again. This time around, Gareth decides to actually lets Daniel talk this time.

Gareth and Daniel compare the various weather patterns of their respective countries, and go into talk of Fast and the Furious and Paul Walker's demise.

Of course, Paul Walker jokes are in poor taste, but Daniel and Gareth are no strangers to bad jokes in public. Daniel enjoys saying weird things when his stories are interrupted by other people. It is amazing to see how often people don't notice.

Gareth tells the story about when he was going to a funeral and a big cunt of a woman made his day a little worse when she started yelling at everyone. Daniel discloses one of his funeral wishes, and shares one of the weirdest porn genres he has ever heard of. This raises the question: Is period porn a thing?

Back from the break, Gareth and Daniel give their vast knowledge on Disney and Disney movies. They hate on how perfect The Rock is, and how movies are all just shitting all over themselves with reboots.

Then, comes the mean part. The guys rag on Mike Jolitz for not being able to be mad and how he is just a cheery person. But, they also talk about how he may actually be a certain sandwich spokesperson.

In case you needed a geography lesson, that is what Daniel and Gareth are here for. Daniel reminds Gareth that California is a little bigger than he thinks it is; and Gareth uses animals to describe Australia.

Finally a question that plagues Daniel: What is a blowjob? Is it just getting your dick sucked, or is it getting a blowjob from start to finish? The ending opinion: Finish that shit or don't call it a job

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This week, Daniel is all the way in Ohio, in Scrish Bar with the crew from Afterburn739 (Midgey, Fez, Cobra. Leo, and Kitty) Daniel has been swipin' on Tinder since he's been on his little break. What he's learned is that he is a California 4 and Michigan 7. Looks like it may be time for him to pack his stuff and move.

The show immediately tailspins between black chicken slingers and the way Amish treat their animals. There is actually a nice lesson on the Amish culture in there somewhere.

Daniel is relying on the gang to run his show; and Midgey came prepared with some sexy fetishes. The first of which is "semen tributes". The jizz - ahem, I mean gist - of this is to have mn print out a woman's picture and jizz all over it. Next on the list: Furries, and plushies. For those weird people who like to cough up fur balls after cunnilingus. Daniel goes into his fetish of pussy worship.

The show goes south, fast. After a brief discussion on the word "cunt" then, "nigger" and "faggot" are thrown around very loosely.

After the break, the group goes into the newest law that makes it illegal to bang an animal. The worst part about this law is it JUST went into effect. Leo tests Cobra's legal knowledge when it comes to any potential loopholes that may be involved.

The second half didn't go far without some more racism. White people get ashy.

Racism isn't as deep as they'll go. They'll also fuck animals, including giraffes.

Make sure to check out the Afterburn739 podcast every week wherever podcasts are available.

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