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On this week's show, Daniel is joined by Fear Innes, the host of FYFCast and FearCast. They discuss the origins of Fear and his co-hosts, and how their show got its start.

In Boston, Pornhub of all places has stepped in to plow all the snow from the recent storm. Pornhub is actually a great company that gives back to the community in big ways.

According to some fucking article, eating pussy can help a women's health. Whether or not that's not true, is a case by case basis. But for the guys, they are fully willing to help their women be as healthy as possible. Even if this means no more blowjobs, they are fully willing to do what they need to do to make their women happy. This leads the boys down the porn hole to all the weird porn they've watched.

Daniel tries to bring up the friendzone with Fear . . . who's been married for years. But, Fear knows the concept. It may not have been called that, but friendzoning is a curse as old as time itself. Out of all the "staying out of the friendzone" tips, Daniel and Fear manage to make them all extremely rapey and also advocate rape and how most women have it coming.

After the break, Daniel delves into some Astrology. Telling about the sexual nature of Leos and Geminis. Daniel realizes his manipulation, and I guess it's the fault of the stars. The topic of what are the nastiest sex facts about different signs. Fear, the Leo is the center of attention. Daniel, the Gemini is natural am upbeat conservationist in bed.

 

Dear Abby,

My neighbor across the street is abusing his family. Should I reach out to the family and offer support, or should I mind my own business and protect my family.

 

It's hard to stand back and watch bad tings happen to people, but it's also hard to risk getting involved in something that can endanger you and your loved ones.

There is a woman who holds the record for most sexual partners at once in the biggest ganbang in history.

You can find Fear's work by checking him out on FearCast or FYFCast

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This week, Daniel is joined by Emily from The Story Behind Podcast. After a short discussion about the end times and Christian fear mongering, Daniel goes right into it with a very compelling question from Jerry from the Bad Cop Bad Cop Show. Jerry wants to know what Emily has done to compete with the outgoing Kinky Cassie. Emily does hint that her college years were a little outrageous. But, alas, she has nothing for Jerry to beat off to in the wee hours of the morning. Daniel fawns over Emily’s voice and how much of a chub that it gives him.

First dates can be hard. Fortunately, someone made a list of some great first date questions. They aren’t that good though. They break some awkward barriers of first date conversation. Such questions on places to travel, who your friends are, cat person or dog person, and family dynamics among some things. Some of these questions are fine, but if you ask them in a weird way, they can come off as creepy or rapey.

Faith update: Emily wants to know how things are going with Faith. What’s the news? In general, Daniel has given up on her completely. After killing George Michael, Emily has decided that songs that she sends Daniel kills the artist. Looks like the plan to kill Kanye and Bieber is now in play.

Through many rabbit holes of Fitbit, hobo wines, and breast milk, Emily takes over and sends the show into a break.

Daniel gets career advice at work from the person handling the 401(k). She thinks that radio is dying and Daniel should become a financial adviser.

The ages of video rental stores and VHS porn is discussed which. And then, Emily gets super dirty. She brings up a story about a vibrator that monitors their partners. This company is being sued for being a little too NSAish with their data collection. But, Emily gets kinky talking about breasts and tightened vocabulary. She still won’t divulge her college escapades.

Daniel finally pops the question he’s been dying to know: Will Emily be his podcast wife? What kind of dynamic would be involved in this relationship? How would it be parallel to her actual marriage?

People suck. That is a fact of life. Emily is especially sensitive to this, especially after her experiences working directly with customers. It is also a sad fact that people in general are just selfish and stupid. And some people just need to shut the fuck up. But, it makes trolling that much funner and easier.

Check out more from Emily at the Story Behind Podcast.

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Daniel is joined by Bryon and Adam of "Everyone has a Podcast". The conversation takes off at full speed as they touch on parenting, and Bryon's autism. All his life, Bryon wondered what was wrong with him. Turns out - Autism! Go figure.

The big question: What did YOU do for Women's Day? This is a topic that ramps Adam up. He feels as though the real day should be "Wage Gap Day". And, that he believes is the problem. He sees the wage gap as being a mostly reasonable gap. A gap that exists because jobs pay what jobs are worth regardless of the gender of the person in the position. Also, gladiators, and infant death? Also, Adam calls Daniel "David".

 

In Spain, there's a brothel for people to come in and fuck a sex doll. But, there are many issues with sex dolls. The main one: The lack of humanity. But, Daniel and the boys from EHAP come up with many solutions to improve the sad state of affairs in the sex doll world. These include eyelids and and a voice.

 

After talking about ass moles and rape, the conversation goes into the obvious direction: Jesus. Specifically, Catholic Jesus. And, not just Jesus; but his followers. Well, Catholics, mostly.

Next, awkward social situations like elevators and dick or ass etiquette when walking through a movie theater. Or, how about when people pace you when you're walking. That awkward zone where the person just makes you extremely nervous.

What grinds Adam's gears? Fuckin' Deadpool. It was incredibly overrated, and has had entirely too much internet notoriety. This leads into Round two of "Let's Shit on Kevin Smith". Obviously, he's done great shit. But, his messianic presence is a bit sickening. This gives birth to #NotMyMessiah.

After the break, we are joined by the one and only Canadian Jesse Ventura. He has a lot to say regarding nanomachines, zombie nazis, fluoride and many other globalist agendas. He is selling a book, which you can buy with Bitcoin or Ventura Bucks. So, check that out if you want.

After he left, Jesse Ventura sent Daniel an article regarding saving yourself digitally after death. A company has developed an app that scans you and loads you into the app to be immortalized after death. This conversation goes very deep. They question mortality, and discuss what the afterlife might look like if the digital realm were to really exist.

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Daniel is joined this week from Lorne from "The Bold and Belligerent" podcast. Lorne is from Las Vegas, and Daniel is very familiar with the sin and self-destruction that the city brings. After Lorne discusses sexual coffee joints, Daniel reminds everyone of his trip to a very sketchy strip club, where the day shift girl was sporting a botched boob job.

The internet has taken its toll on society. It is clear that civilization is not ready for all that it has to offer. This is of course true of all the big internet "stars" who do things simply for likes. Underneath all the mindless drivel, it's just a bunch of angry trolls trying to pull themselves away from their own stark realities.

Sometimes the best thing a man can do to keep himself from making fucked up decisions is to simply rub one out. This helps Daniel to keep away from double handjobs (That don't count as sex), and breaking into his vast rolodex of pussy and be used as a human sex toy.

A new type of weed is hitting the market. It's target: undersexed women. Sexxpot is a type of weed that keeps women horny so the men in their lives won't go completely insane by the lack of moisture in their undercarriage.

With Vegas being the town filled with all kinds of odd people, Lorne breaks some news about the man who was caught after beating several homeless people to death with hammers. Though he admits it is fucked up, he can't help but think that maybe the man was doing the Lord's work. It is the opinion of the two that most homeless people are just an ungrateful drain on society.

A point of contention for podcasters worldwide would be Daniel and Lorne's opinion on how overrated Kevin Smith is and how he just perpetuates sleezy laziness in the nerd community.

What show would be complete without a discussion on the Snowflake generation, and the overpussification of America and acceptance of asinine beliefs? The discussion delves into transgendered, people who identify as animals, and people who identify as disabled.

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This episode of the Toe on the Trigger, Daniel is joined by Gareth from "Gareth's Random Ramblings" who hijacks the show with his own - Random Ramblings.

They discuss podcasting, and the evolution of Gareth's podcast from its humble beginnings on a laptop in his car. They discuss the way podcasting can bring people together and help people put their content into the world.

Gareth talks about how he uses humor to help him deal with the problems that he faces in his life. Nothing is off limits when it comes to humor including miscarriages and 9/11.

Somewhere in Australia, there's a bar that doesn't allow men to pick up on women. Women can pick up on men, and if they do; the men have to talk to them like they would there mothers. Calling them cunts and bitches is not outside the realm of possibility. Gareth wishes this bar would've been around when he was younger so that he would've had an excuse as to why he never picked up girls.

The Random Ramblings bleed into movie talk. They discuss the various remakes and reboots of Disney movies and "Star Wars".

Daniel talks about the intern he wants to rage fuck because of her complete inability to have a decent conversation with him.

Gareth buys Legos to get through his crippling depression, and feel like he's loved by something.

Find Gareth on Twitter @grrpod or on his website at garethsrandomramblings.space

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Daniel is on his own in the world without Kinky Cassie for the first time. To start off the new chapter of TotT, Daniel invited Mike Jolitz from "The Mike Jolitz Show" to spend an hour with him. They spend a good portion of the first half discussing what makes a podcast, and owning your own content when making a show, not letting people direct your show. They also delve into the elements of comedy.

No episode of TotT would be complete without sex talk. The first order of business: Genital freezing. Genital freezing, dubbed "Love Mist" is a trend in the UK involving spraying liquid nitrogen onto your junk to increase bloodflow and boost endorphins. The "procedure" is supposed to improve your sex life. Mike says that he would only do it if someone else paid for him to have it done.

Another fun thing people are doing in the bedroom is the rusty trombone. "What is a rusty trombone?" you ask. Well, it is when a man gets a rim job while receiving a handjob. Well, the fine folks at Cosmopolitan have made a list of proper etiquette when giving and receiving a rusty trombone. There are many things to know like foreplay, using lube, and cleanliness to take into account before going to the land down under.

Naturally Daniel can relate to kinkiness and the occasional assplay. He shares about how he is actually not as kinky as people peg him as (pardon the pun). This may have to do with the age at which Daniel was sexually active when his girlfriend's dad had to by condoms. Mike faces the fear of what he'd do once his daughters become sexually active.

Mike starts the second half with the question "What is the worst thing you've ever done sexually?" Of course, Daniel knows that his sins are more emotional than physical; especially the girl who he whore'd himself to in order to receive food and cigarettes. Mike shares about how his sex life was a little crazier in his younger years when he was drinking and hosting strip bowling tournaments at his old job. He has now gotten his life together and settled down a bit.

A new toy is in production being dubbed the "AutoBlow2" which will be based off of real vaginas. Women can go to the website of the product and submit a picture of their pussy for people to vote on. The winning pussy will be a model for the AutoBlow2. Naturally, there was a variation of pussies being submitted ranging from pretty little pussies to dusty, winged little bastards.

February is Black History Month. In celebration of black history month, a New Jersey school served a variation of foods such as: fried chicken, cornbread, and macaroni and cheese. They labeled it as "Soul Food", so it's not racist. Groups are split down the middle as to whether or not this act is racist. On one side of the aisle, people are screaming racism; on the other side, people are saying this is no different that Chinese food or Mexican food. What do you think, weigh in in the comments or on Facebook or Twitter.

 

Dear TotT,

 

My boyfriend and I have a good sex life. The problem is that he doesn't climax and ends up having to finish himself off. He doesn't like talking about feelings. I don't know what I should try. Please help.

 

- Ashley, Port Orchard, Washington

 

The verdict: Just enjoy it. If he doesn't care, then neither should you. Let sex be fun, and don't overthink it.

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After a weird conversation on bra sizes, Cassie's last show starts out hot. Daniel is practicing Lent this year, with or without religious ties. The vice he's giving up: porn. Why? Just because. He is taking the reins of his life and making some small decisions to be better. This includes, only fucking once a month. Cassie is also giving up porn, but is also giving up sex (Except with Eddie, of course) and drinking for an indefinite amount of time.

For all the nerds out there, there is a new sexy product to help spice up the bedroom. Nerdy Sex Toys is a small company based in Australia that's main goal is to make sex fun and exciting. Their toys include: A Sailor Moon themed vibrator, Iron Cock, Super Cock: Man of Silicone, and A nice line of Star Wars toys to name a few.

Valentine's Day has passed, and Daniel had a small date with a loud Jewish girl. He went to see the movie "La La Land". Is it Dogshit or Nah? Well . . . a little of both. But, that's beside the point. The real story is how Daniel made himself look like an awkward jackass by proposing sexy time via text. Needless to say, he failed.

In other news, Daniel got engaged. The lucky lady: a girl who has long since friendzoned his ass and knows that maybe he is a last resort. Of course, sex may end up ruining the friendship, and Daniel has had many relationships where this is the case.

Of course the internet had to make Valentine's Day as epic as possible. The hashtag #RejectedCandyHearts took over the internet briefly with such winners as: I Tolerate You, My Rash Isn't Contagious, Boner Time, and Lower Your Standards.

Childbirth is a beautiful, beautiful thing. But, for one woman, it became a nightmare after the nurse tried to shove the baby back inside of her, rendering her genitals severely damaged.

 

Dear Danny Boy,

 

I have listened to the show. It is clear to me that you don't know how to please a woman. Maybe I can give you some tips on how to please a woman.

 

- A Dude Who Knows What He's Doing

 

It is very clear that this disgruntled listener has only been listening to a couple of episodes. Daniel hopes this person will send some tips, 'cause who doesn't need to learn. Does his argument hold water? According to Cassie: A wee bit. Daniel defends his honor with justifications and rationalizations about how he treats women just fine thank you very much. He explains how his views on pleasing a women is dependent on who the woman is and what their relationship is.

Now to the elephant in the room. Cassie is leaving. As part of her farewell, some of the loving listeners got together to give her a proper send off. These listeners included: Gareth of "Gareth's Random Ramblings", "Afterburn739", Courtney3000, Jason of "Three is Comedy", Mike Jolitz of "The Mike Jolitz Show", Choo Choo Stu, and Emily of "The Story Behind Podcast"

The two reminisce about the times they've shared on the show.

Cassie will be missed,

 

 

Cassie begins week one of her final shows, and Daniel has many personal questions regarding some of her recent decisions. in lieu of her leaving, Daniel is trying to be social, but is discovering that he is horribly awkward and possibly socially inept.

XHamster is putting on auditions to cast someone in a series of Donald Trump porn parodies over the course of the next four years. Daniel would watch for science, and Cassie is on a porn and sex hiatus. Would you be interested in watching a Donald Trump porn parody. Shoot us a message and let us know.

Obviously no porn discussion would be complete without a discussion on religion. The first order of business is crazy televangelists and rich churchgoers. Daniel and Cassie delve into their childhoods and pull out nuggets from their fundamentalist pasts.

After the break, Daniel and Cassie revisit the topic of pet names during sex; the strangest of which is "Daddy". What does it mean, is it incestual, is it a sign of dominance? Is it innocent? Our credible friends at Broadly have the answers.

 

Dear Daniel and Cassie,

 

I found out that my girlfriend might be a furry while I was on her computer.

When I asked her if she was, she stormed out of the room and hasn't talked to me since. What should I do?

 

In the end result, people again need to communicate better. The listener needs to give his girl her space and let her know that he is there for her when she needs to talk.

The conversation changes to the topic of going through your significant other's computer and the problems that can cause as well as the intricate science of sending nudes.

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After two weeks off, Cassie has returned to the show. She will not divulge her reasons for being gone, but it may become obvious a bit later. Meanwhile, Daniel was struggling with some epic stomach problems. He went on both ends of the excrement spectrum. But, all-in-all, things are looking up for him. He's taking more baby steps in his life to continue being less of a dirtbag.

 

Everybody has their kinks and fetishes, some people like to be peed on, some people like to wear VR goggles and a gas mask pumping sex scents intot their nostrils. Different chokes for different folks. When it comes to fetishes, you find yourself doing things that you may not particularly enjoy. Daniel and Cassie have both pissed on their exes, and Daniel almost killed his ex when choking went wrong.

 

In other recent events, Daniel recently passed a big milestone in his life. He is celebrating eight years of sobriety. In those eight years, one thing that he has learned is that people who smoke weed are incredibly annoying.

 

Right after the break, Cassie drops a bomb on Daniel. She announces that she is leaving the show. Although she has had an enriching experience, the show has begun to conflict with her most recently acquired beliefs and she believes it would be in everyone's best interest to move forward with her life. She will be missed by Daniel, and all supporters of TotT.

 

Dear Daniel and Cassie,

 

I love giving my boyfriend head, but he doesn't return the favor. I mention it to him, and he says that he doesn't like to do it. I am becoming resentful. Am I being selfish? Is he being selfish?

 

Michelle, Nashville, TN

 

The consensus this week is that the boyfriend should at least put forth some effort, 'cause relationships are about sacrifice and compromise.

 

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Episode 075 finds Daniel without his usual faithful sidekick; but joined by returning guest Erik Shaft” Johnson.

This episode would be sorely uninformed if it did not cover the recent inauguration. And, what a big inauguration it was. Between the all-white soccer mom Mormon choir, and the complete dump taken on the past presidents; President Cheetoh really triggered a lot of folks. On the bright side: the new president, and the crying liberals will make for great show content in the upcoming years.

Daniel’s dating life is remaining stagnant. His brilliant idea to stick around niche dating sites has reached a dead end. It’s hard for him to take most of the girls online seriously. He is again turning to the internet to help him discover perfect places to find girls. Since Uber has failed him, he doesn’t work at at a sex shop, he is too selfish to volunteer, and he judges every girl at a record store; his final option may be to pick up chicks t funerals. There’s no shame in his dirt bag ways. If all else fails, he can pick up a basic bitch rocking’ the Sparta scandals and the mom shorts.

Next time you go to send an emoji to a friend, be sure to check your privilege when you realize that the white (It’s actually yellow) emojis are first . . . Ashley Judd will not stand for this. She is standing up against yellow/white emoji privlege, and suggesting that black emojis be first so that white people are forced to pick. Why it matters? Well, she’s a celebrity . . . Shit gets boring.

In another part of the country, a man is being forced to pay child support on a kid that is not his. Not only is he not the father, but the father is most likely some dude that homegirl fucked behind his back! But, of course, that doesn’t matter to the American justice system.

And, of course Seattle has some fun shit going’ on! A mermaid colony has risen. A group of people are gathered together who identify as . . . mermaids. Yes, fucking mermaids! One person even quit her career to become a “full-time mermaid”. What ever floats your boat or your body . . . or your legs . . . or whatever the fuck!

Speaking of identifying, Daniel brings up another group of fuckin’ winners: The transabled. That’s right, a group of people, with perfectly abled bodies - who FEEL disabled and therefore identify as disabled. Daniel and Erik discuss how this may effect society going forward. Willl this new trend demand disability benefits. Will they be paid the benefits? How will they prove their disability?

On a lighter note . . . Satanism, better rules than traditional Christianity? Daniel and Erik compare the difference between the 7 tenets of the Church of Satan vs. the 10 Commandments. In the end, the tenets of Satanism seemed to hold up more in based on its sheer logic alone.

One thing about bringing in lists from the internet, is you always risk a flopped topic. Which brings us to Romantic Topics That Are The Worst. A very basic, generic list that basic reminds you to take anything you’ve ever seen in a romantic comedy and throw it straight out the window.

 

Dear TotT,

 

I'm a little stuck here. My girlfriend and I had sex for the first time on Christmas and it went pretty well! But things got a little weird when we started fooling around in the following days. It should be noted that she was a virgin and I hadn't had sex in a few years, so that may contribute to all this. Basically, I had mentioned repeatedly how I wanted to go down on her but when I finally did, I had trouble.