A pole dancer with a colostomy bag. A truly sickening story about a couple trashing an apartment. A gentleman ruptures his airway with a 10 inch penis. A heart-warming tale of consensual cannibalism. Many of the classic improvs you have come to know and love. 

RIP Junko Furuta. The Yakuza. Burnings. Putting press-on nails on your dong. The light-hearted tale of Lam Kor-wan AKA the Jars Killer. A woman urinates on an airplane. 

RIP Gertrude Baniszewski. A love story between a man and a deer. Frasier. Crows honor their dead in a unique way. Forcing someone to eat feces. 

RIP Robert Van Hook. You will never believe what a morgue employee did. What does it mean if a horse winks at you? A woman got very mad when she found some of her father's pictures. Paddocks. 

RIP Arthur Shawcross. Charlie Brown. A guy got caught having sex with a 92 year old corpse. A guy pretended to be blind to grope a woman. some more fetishes. 

RIP Gudrun Burwitz, Shoko Asahara. A long song about goats. A genius tied his phone to his shoes. A guy jerked off on an airplane. This fat guy hurt his balls.

RIP Joe Jackson, Neville Towner. A kid got hacked to death with a machetes in the Bronx. Capitol Gazette shooting. Your new crush, Pony. A british guy got a garlic press stuck up his arse.

RIP Koko the monkey, Vinnie Paul, XXXtentacion. How to wash yourself properly. How to do impressions. A heart-warming story about a love letter. A lady got pooped on by a plane.

RIP Tsutomu Miyazaki. Tampon receptacles. Paul Blart sequel. A brutal mogging. Kellen Winslow Jr. Pippa the dog. A woman is forced to bow to a bus God. 

RIP Kate Spade, Anthony Bourdain, Jerry Maren. No mention of five dollar foot longs. The FBI. An interesting tradition in Colombia. The Poo Jogger has been caught. A strange family friend. We get some bad news from our pastor Coach Dave Daubenmire.