A woman ruined a little girl's birthday party in an interesting way. A guy broadcast himself spanking off at IKEA. A biker gang that committed a bashing and stole an alpaca. Plus one of our famous improvs!

A guy got stuck in a grease vent. A 16 year old boy goes to Sex Island. A man attempted to freshens his ass. A family of animal lovers. Someone stole a cow in India. Coin handling etiquette.

A kindhearted principal lets students stay with him. A lover's quarrel. Just in time for the holidays, the heart warming tale of Pincho the dog. The great Nathaniel Bar-Jonah.

A guy had his wiener in a jar. A lady had an interesting day. Getting shitty underwear in your food delivery. Edible Anus. A hero pharmacist. Bobcat Goldthwait and Johnny Arson. 

A gentleman shot his penis off. Should beta cucks be turned into women? An English guy forced his son to have sex with his stepmom. Some lewd and lascivious behavior. A guy dresses like an alien in order to kidnap and probe people. 

RIP George Bush. A very caring father of the year candidate. UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Ripped His Nutsack to Shreds with a Drill. An amazing tale from an anonymous Toga Party Hero.

A Chinese boy stuck a USB cable in his penis. A sex offender is described in an unflattering manner. An awesome Buddhist monk. Counterfeit condoms. A guy does a trick with his butt cheeks. The great Katherine Knight. 

RIP Stan Lee. A St. Louis hero gets unfairly persecuted. A high school basketball coach develops some innovative training methods. A pensioner in England does his thing on a roof.

A gentleman offers to help a girl stop smoking. A firefighter moonlights as a filmmaker. A guy in Thailand starts a very exclusive club. Another incel shooting. A woman takes her son's bad grade very poorly.

Guest Conor Delehanty tells us about meeting Toga Party legend, Jared Fogle. A genius hid in the waste tank of a portable toilet. A guy spanked off on a motorcycle. A fight club at a daycare center. An Amish guy offers a ride to a child.