A couple hot song parodies. A guy steals pool floats. A tech reporter got arrested for online dating. A St. Louis groper. A guy gives his mom a very strange present.

A guy had a boner for 9 days. A gentleman is arrested just for living in an attic. The saga of the Swiss Cheese Pervert.

Someone attacked a poor street preacher. A woman was arrested just for sending her boyfriend a message. A guy shot himself in the genitals. Parents put cameras in their son's bedroom to protect him from himself.

Justice prevails for a gentleman with a huge dong. Inspirational story about kids to give you hope for the future. The ovipositor, a dildo that inserts eggs in your butt. A dog poop bomb. 

A gentleman spills gravy on his laptop. Someone left two presents on a patio. A young man killed and dismembered dozens of cats. In our new highlight a hero segment we honor a special olympics coach. 

Horses, goats, cows and dogs oh my! A guy brainwashed his daughter's friends into having sex with him. A grieving father is arrested just for trying to replace his son. A firefighter gets confused.

A strange toy in a McDonald's happy meal. A man arrested just for giving flutes to children. The noid.

RIP Guy That Made a Taiwanese Flight Attendant Wipe His Ass. These parents destroyed their son's porn. A genius discovers a cure for the common cold. The TriMet barber. 

Another inspiring older gentleman in England. A mother, son, and dog were unfairly persecuted. A great actor performs the role of a disabled man.

A teacher has parties for his students. An interesting vase. A man with an interesting plan.