Elmo is cool. We check in on a pensioner. A guy pranked some kids. Honoring Toby Keith.

An old man got his penis amputated. One of Hitler's relatives did something bad surprisingly. An interesting drag show. A gentleman exposed his butt in a park. 

A multi-talented nurse. A principal with an interesting taste in books. A sandwich board activist. A guy spanks off in Wal-Mart.

A toilet that pees on you. You can't even perform castration surgeries anymore. An interesting place for a bus stop. A cop peed on a girl. 

The lamestream media wants us to stop drinking bleach. You will never guess where a woman hid meth and money. A bar charges a very expensive cover. Some Australians engaged in their national pastime, smuggling pig semen.

Sewing dead bodies together. A pastor reveals the cause of homosexuality. A new character, Jeremiah Beaverly. A teenager comes up with a great new study aid.

A grandfather was arrested just for bonding with a young man. A cop got in trouble for buying porn. A man loved his wife to death. You'll never believe what this man did to his neighbor's penis.

A woman vandalized ice cream. A grandma wears fleshlights for socks. Stealing sex toys. How to commit sextortion. 

Selling your bath water. A gentleman is arrested for clogging toilets. A cool janitor. A body snatcher.

A woman shit so hard she got amnesia. A guy threw his shit at a judge and ate it. A woman got arrested for squeezing her boyfriend. A cleaner had a good first day at work.