Sesame Street. A man was arrested for feeding the homeless! A gentleman befriends a mini horse. A guy got banned from the subway. Someone finds a unique use for a fish hook. 

Marathons. Lies from cartoons. In-depth analysis of the Mueller report. Barbara Streisand. A lady pooped on 500 feet of carpet. An interesting priest. Milonakis disease. 

Someone has been shitting in audition rooms. A delivery driver is fired unfairly. A woman finds out she is allergic to penicillin. A camera for your dong. Shit tales part 2. 

RIP Juan Corona, the machete murderer. Sex offender on a school bus. A long story about dookie. 

A preacher that makes people's dongs bigger. A house with 400 bags and 250 bottles in it! A woman blames a spank shop for flooding her basement. A Zeus-like god sent to Earth to seduce women. A teacher/renaissance man. 

Jared Fogle update. An interesting filmmaker named Mercedes Carrera. A very organized volleyball coach. A dog prostitution ring. 

A guy broke into a morgue and you will never guess why. A 16 year old with a colostomy bag. A furry animal lover. A guy with a micropenis. A true miracle - a woman in a coma gave birth!

Getting bit in the dick by a spider twice. A very close father-daughter relationship. A gentleman with an interesting past is caught trespassing. Having a stroke in front of your family. 

A lot of talk about the Super Bowl. A slightly overweight gentleman made a chief purser wipe his ass. Russian roulette. Waking up to find your pubes covered in baby shampoo.  

A great woman breaks the highest glass ceiling. A scientist performs a very important experiment. A crab pinched a woman's vagina. A guy spanks it in Barnes and Noble. A girl got pregnant from a gentlemen's clothes.