An bad interview with the guy who locks up the bikes with the JESUS SAVES signs in Melbourne. Not a good interview. Really bad. ▶ Play 032 - Bike Guy

No more Mr. Nice Guy: a - old guy at Safeway; b - narrow footpath; c - Coldplay tee. Dead naming Donald Drumpf over TTP. Lowercase ‘l’ riddle.

Woolworths prank call. Floorme Waxread. Chess. Antifa. The Age newsroom prank call. ▶️ ep28 - Floor Me Wax Read

Intro, SA, cliff, valley, canyon, 315m above sea level. Butcher’s hook, don ‘n’ bone, fruit ninja, candy crush, meaty/beefy, sinuey/lean. ACCC, VCAT, molecular level, chemical. Outro. Play 027 - Broken Hill, Butchers, BBQ Shapes

Sleeping with longhairs. Shaggy dogs. Knock knock joke (Sue). A happy medium. Slice of life (iPhone notification). Dave Hughes-esque bit (sausage sizzle). Sassy doormat. ▶ Play 026 - I’m Ass King For a Friend

Global warming. Russell Brand. Michael Bublé. Apple’s quarterly results (Q1 2016). Things that suck (ISIS). Memories (mugging). Johnson & Johnson call. ▶︎ Play 025 - SWISH Don’t Have Cows is in the iTunes Store - https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/dont-have-cows/id689764147?mt=2 Original cute Story Corps memory story: http://www.npr.org/2008/03/28/89164759/a-victim-treats-his-mugger-right

Prank call. No junk mail. Butter. Leaf. 29+ y.o. marbles in stockings. Intended cryogenics goof that you might get a kick out of. Melbourne is footy-mad! Things That Suck: Apple™. Outro. ▶ Play 024 - NO JUNK MAIL

Knock knock - Luke! Pluto. Airport food pricing. Sign-felled piece. Small *womb* after all.  "Who’s there!“ Things the suck - musical artistes. ▶ Play 023 - demo.

Seminal moment intro. New segment: “Luke’s Liturgy!” - “YOLO.” I’m all: LOWA! Parking lots less nowadays. Things that suck. I really appreciate you guys listening. All of my love. ▶ Play 022 - Luke’s Liturgy!

7/11/365. “Love sucks” sucks feedback. DJ Cluck-Cluck.