Tomato Is a Fruit

Random digit dial. The Cynical Sicilian Civilian.  Things that suck 002. Nutty street names in Cremorne, VIC. New segment: MEMORIES. My frustration with insincere voicemail messages. The google street view link that I meantioned in the MEMORY segment: https://goo.gl/maps/JK0V2 xo ▶ Play 020 - Sssss

Monosyllabic, one-legged mic check. Hedge personal joke. Tattoos are on-trend nowadays. Everyone’s a foodie nowadays - if they’re not allergic/intolerant of food that is! I mean, it’s crazy. Interviewing applicants desperate to spend time with me socially. Things that suck. A prank call. Ta muchly. ▶ 019 - 

Happy Bee Day reminder. Mega church witticism delivered in the moment in front of friends who I was hanging out and watching television with. “Magic” Johnson yuck that I take no responsibility for if anyone finds it offensive. Cheers, Dumbo! ▶ Episode 018 - Eighteen ESSENTIAL VIEWING!! Magic & Bird: A Courtship of Rivals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axbIoHqFaa8

This episode is about the extremities of Melbourne weather, toast, and elderly rock ‘n’ rollers. ▶ 017 - A Toast to Melbourne Weather [mp3]

Greetings and formalities. Scrotum/boobs follow-up from previous ep. For Dummies. Luke, warn water. For Dummies (re-up). Big W store manager impersonation. For Dummies (reprise). Thank yous and closing comments. For Dummies (coda) . ▶ 016 - Sweet Sixteen

Wrong number. I’m, uh - “Luke A Hand” intro. Orange citrus fruit (#fa7f28). Airplane food. No scrotum outro.  ▶ Episode 015 - 2015

Recorded on my lunch break, 22/10/2014.  "Salt n vinegar, sandwich, chunky Kit Kat…“ Bucket list. "We LOVE dingers!” Cute pronounciations. Back to work. Song. ▶ 014 - Recorded on My Lunch Break

I’m Luke Hand and I’m… hard to explain. Not Socrates. A cow, a bee, and a dog enter a bar - misunderstanding ensues. Nice knowing you. ▶ Play 013 - Hard to Explain

Updated Playboy-for-the-articles trope. Tall snake in Richmond. Come hither, St Patrick/go hither, Glen. Pirates. The evening news has jumped the shark! ▶ Play ep 012 - Glen Patrick. iTunes link | RSS link | or search in any podcast app.

The best bits of my old podcast, Chessmate. 2011-2013. ▶ Play/download ep 011. iTunes link | RSS link | or search in any podcast app. //