Tomato Is a Fruit

March 500-sommin 2020. 6 PM meridian. My parents doing the nasty. Finding a dead body on a complete fluke. 🙉 OH: the s-word, tee hee!! 🙊

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Hello / Hairdresser with trichophillia / Walkin away / Everybody’s an Epidemiologist / a yawning gap / What the hell is Call ID?!

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Al Piede (hooray!) | Cookie | Didnt see it coming (Har Mar Superstar) | Working class patois | BAN vanilla essence!! | Outro (hey?)

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This episode contains explicit content. Please do NOT play within earshot of children. Or millennials ;)

Be vulnerable. | SHEESH. | You had an awesome childhood. | Sex worker pasta (recipe: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/spaghetti-puttanesca). | Edwards Bridge. | Vegan Faggots with onion gravy (recipe: https://sozosquare.com/vegan-faggots-with-onion-gravy/). | Hey, grassy knoll shooter…?

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Irish/kiwi/aussie intro. your old man’s plums. safe words during nastee sex. this day in history - April 14. immature audience CW. Hot and Not. Millenials dont eat much soup. “Closure.”

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Work bants, Frued, insurance Claus, February grateful things.

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need a coffee like a hole in the head. lazy anesthetist. 2020 has been extra. trump soundbite. woke dog whistle salesperson. L-plater news story. 

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