Tomato Is a Fruit

I could only make up 12.5 minutes, unfortunately. Sorry! :)

Paratha ad.
Alec Baldwin, 4th wall.
Posit: preemptive sexual contact with animals in a structured and comprehensive way, as a way of identifying the next pandemic before it happens.
Bitter melon chunk.
Hyothetical PSA: especially dont fuck these animals.
Nobody; my horny ass.
Hydrangeras are the only species of plant that literally has sex.
Spicy food to a baby.
Middle-of-the-night thirst hits different.

Play ep - 064 - The Hour-Long Extravaganza!

Theme. Babes and bedlamites. “I’m a Good Guy” b-side voice memo (lmk if you wanna work on this song together online). Seaside segment. Neighbours hate me ;). Right-toe. Weather. Cross about jelly. “Puffy jackets.” Closing thoughts. Mental health stigma. Credits.

Play 063 - Right-o (audio, 9.3MB)

COFFEE live broadcast on Triple R FM. I can be very petty 1 (buried with the bottle). Weird people’s licence plates. I can be very petty 2 (industry frenemies affectionately call me “Tom” as in Tom Petty). Netflix sizzle reel application: the controversial transphobic chunk. Mugs outro.

Play ep (mp3 link, 6.6 MB)

Bands renamed as eye movements. “G.I. Jane 2 - can’t wait to see it.” “Something came up” pick-up line.

▶ Ep 061 (mp3 link, 4MB)

Kate > Meghan. Directions trope. 69 Shades. Doh-nuts! “I love dogs!”

Play ep 60! [mp3 link]

Monday 29th August, 2011 had been a perfect San Francisco day - a high of 68º F, clear skies with passing cloud. I was on a once-in-a-lifetime trip with one of the loves of my life, and we had spent that day in the Mission district, wandering around, drinking Four Loco, and without a care in the world.

The rest of the week would be spent busily sight-seeing, shopping, dining, and making many memories that I will forever hold as some of the happiest in my life.

But when I jolted awake in our hotel room shortly after midnight to the sound of gun fire, a completely innocent man’s life had been snuffed out for no reason just a couple of short blocks away. This is the story of the murder of Gaspar Puch-Tzek.

Play ep 059 - Gaspar “Tio” Puch-Tzek.

noun

shellacking. shel·​lack·​ing | \ shə-ˈla-kiŋ | Definition of shellacking: a decisive defeat : DRUBBING

Synonyms: beating, defeat, drubbing, licking, loss, lump, overthrow, plastering, rout, trimming, trouncing, whipping.

Antonyms: success, triumph, victory, win.

https://p0.f0.n0.cdn.getcloudapp.com/items/OAuGlQWL/7ee10d8d-dd81-4b87-a84d-976b70da68bd.mp3

Play ep: https://p0.f0.n0.cdn.getcloudapp.com/items/OAuGlQWL/7ee10d8d-dd81-4b87-a84d-976b70da68bd.mp3

Free Solo filmmakers are back. Ad without the word ‘deadly’ in it. Long story-short re being rat-fucked by my own largesse again.

🔊 Play 057 - Rat-fucked…

Housemate walk of shame, pre-covid. Out of French Onion dip. In stink. Sore left arm. Anti-mandate squad. “It just works!” Don’t tell a friend, don’t share on social - if you don’t want to! 🇦🇺🐨👍

LUKEHAND: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lukehand/id1260332519

Luke Hand Diary: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/luke-hand-diary/id1570320531

Play 056 - LVI