Too Posh Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Everything that is talked about in this episode has been checked for truth, with photos, texts, videos and time stamps to ensure a true account of events.

We welcome the beautiful Berkley Brown and learn all about how she grew up and how she came to Dallas. We learn about her interesting blended family life and how strict her parents were.
She is very smart and graduated with a bachelors degree Magna Cum Laude in marketing from the University of Texas.
She tells us about her job in the service industry at several bars and clubs in Dallas Ft. Worth. It was there and at a local gym that she met who would later become her first boyfriend at the age of 20.
He was 21 years older than her.

This is where the story really gets interesting. Marcella our co host had known that her boyfriend at the time was cheating on her with Berkley but as Berkley begins to give us the timeline
Marcella our cohost realizes with shock that this situation occurred way sooner than she had realized.

We are piecing together timelines and Marcella realizes that he was cheating with Berkley during times when she would be out of town working, judging for dance competitions, at Nationals and
on family trips that he was invited to but would decline to go to.

This is like the movie "The Other Woman". At the time Berkley had no idea that he has a girlfriend. He would behave super single, invite her and all her girlfriends out and was a BIG SPENDER and
tried to impress Berkley and all her friends. He then would ghost her but she would always hear from him again and they would have a blast partying and having a great time while he was in an
exclusive what Marcella thought happy relationship with him.

So much shocking info is revealed and even though Marcella has been healed from the betrayal she is realizing that he is more of a liar than she thought and she recounts how she met this person and
how he portrayed himself to be a standup man with a great character and integrity. A Dance Dad whose daughter took classes with her.

Stay tuned to Part 2 when more shocking and hurtful details are revealed.

We are hoping that the recount of this situation will help women pinpoint betrayal sooner and get out of relationships like this sooner to protect themselves from heartache.
And we are hoping that by telling their story both these beautiful women Marcella and Berkley can finally move on and be healed and leave this painful chapter in the past.

We welcome Courtney Messmer who is an adorable, beautiful fireball of energy and one of the co founders of the beef jerky brand "Jerky Me Off".

She talks about convincing a vegan person to try their beef jerky at the pride parade. Courtney is a branding and marketing genius.
Everything has cow print and the beef jerky is the best we have ever had. We couldn't stop eating it.

She says that her schooling all comes from YouTube and she learned everything she knows from business courses on YouTube. She learned how to start and run a business.

At this time you can buy this amazing beef jerky online https://jerkymeoff.com/ and they hope to be in stores soon. You will also be able to find them at festivals.
Courtney's next move will be to trade in her Mercedes and get a school bus that will be wrapped in cow print and she will drive around with all the hot girls that are promoting the brand.

She tells a really funny story about a collaboration with a naughty soap company.

The company's raunchy name gets them some push back sometimes but she says that they are unfiltered and unsencored and whoever does not like it can jerky her off. lol

We watch a really funny promo where the neighbors complained about them because they were too sexy.

Then we get some early gossip in the show and we learn that the owner of the company Josh and Courtney used to date for 10 months and they are still getting along and committed to building their brand
together with Josh's sister who is a Micheline traded Chef.
Josh broke up with Courtney and she says he is the first boyfriend that has ever broken up with her.

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QUESTION OF THE DAY
Would you want to be a Billionaire?

PARTY WITH MISS POLLY
Do you fantasize about Men and Women in Uniform?

Sometimes we like to highlight our special segments we have on each episode because they are so funny and bring up some fun banter and conversations.
Please don't ever miss the segments on each episode. They are always at the end of each show and are super hilarious.

This episode consists entirely of our segments and it is fun, sassy and very informative.

We start with the
QUESTION OF THE DAY SEGMENT
If you are choosing between 2 people you should choose the second one because that means the first one did not attract you enough! Do you agree with this?

Marcella says that guys get very butt hurt if women see another guy while dating and they get really weird even though they do it all the time. Cruz says it is because
guys have big egos.
Spyder agrees and says it is most definitely a double standard.
Then Cruz quotes Kid Rock with "Guys are only as faithful as their options." And he says that if guys have the opportunity and would not get caught 90% of the time they will take it."

Cruz and Gabrielle disagree on monogamy.

PARTY WITH MISS POLLY
Are you into erotic spanking?

Cruz tells us about sex parties he has been to and that it is not at all what you would think and that he was very disappointed. He says he felt very out of place and it was neither sexy, fun nor erotic.
The entire segment is hilarious with a bunch of crazy talk.

GOSSIP SEGMENT
We talk about the gossip girls video going viral and hitting over 1 Million views on Tik Tok. Then we talk about Emily Austin's retirement from porn and being a boss babe running the strip clubs with her GM husband.
Then we talk about how Covid and Only Fans have changed the strip club world.
Then we want to know an update about 2 of our former guests that started dating.
And Amanda Murdock being madly in love.

Jessi and Jermey are back and we talk about what happens after 2:00 am and after 4:00 am in the service industry.

Then Jessi tells us some great Dallas Gossip that happened to her with a new cocktail waitress named Megan that she took under her wings years ago at Club LeVue. She showed her the ropes and even let her crash at her apartment.
The way that she paid her back was by hooking up with Jessi's on and off boyfriend of 4 years in her bed and taking and sending naked pictures of them to all sorts of people. Jessi says it is the most disgusting thing you could ever do.
Of course Jessi was waiting for Megan before her shift and wanted to fight her but thank goodness her boyfriend at the time held her back. Megan was blackballed all across town and moved away, got married, had 2 children but is now going through a divorce and moved back to Dallas. Jessi has never forgotten about this betrayal.
Lo and behold one of Jessi's best friends Adrian is now hooking up with Megan and had the nerve to bring her to Jessi's bar a couple of weeks ago. Jessi immediately kicked them both out and feels betrayed by her best friend and is not
talking to him.

Jermey says that the ladies can make you do all kinds of crazy things. He then tells us about a threesome that he had with 2 girls that prepositioned him at the bar. He couldn't believe he followed through with it but he really enjoyed it A LOT;)
Jermey is a big believer that the nicest thing you can ever do for anyone is have sex with them for free.

Then the conversation goes to the pussy being the strongest thing on the planet and being the most valuable thing ever.

everyone starts reminiscing about all the clubs in Dallas from years ago - Mantis, Clear, Citizen, Mantis Sundays, Cameo, Wish, Drama Room. They talk about how lucrative being a bartender and cocktail girl is.

Jessi tells us about her future dreams and that she has recently gotten very involved in the community doing activism work, she is very passionate about woman's rights and equal rights. Her dream is to be a member of congress and wants
to transfer to local politics.
Recently she led several protests and went to the Capitol in Austin Texas and led a 10.000 people march - she says it is the honor of her life and her passion.

We all agree that everyone should have the choice over their own body in all aspects. Jermey is a huge believer in elective vasectomies. Wow what a topic and what an idea. We are very open to this discussion and this way
of thought process to open up for people to hear.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you are out on a date and you see your ex - do you mention it to your date?

What a fun discussion between everyone - lots of interesting opinions and stories about this one.
Jermey believes that if he has seen you naked he will ALWAYS answer his phone and always say hello.

PARTY WITH MISS POLLY:
Have you ever had public sex?

We welcome Jessi Couture, self proclaimed Chef, Foodie, Feminist, Women's rights advocate, equal rights activist and Jermey Elliott who represent some of DFW's finest Bartenders and Service Industry Professionals. You can find them at Truth and Alibi, Bitter End, Tiny Victory and soon at Double D's in the Design District.

Jermey and his partners are opening a new bar called Double D's - a 70's themed lounge with sexy vibes- they will be serving popcorn and pizzas.

Jessi is a real life Elaine Benes from Seinfeld - crazy things tend to always happen to her - it is like a constant reality TV show.
Jessi tells us the craziest story that has ever happened to her - this story is insane - she worked for a diamond jeweler that turned out to be the biggest con artist who stole over 5 Million Dollars in diamonds from people by targeting widows.
Don't miss this story - it involves the Secret Service agent as Mitt Romney and District Attorney and Jessi had to testify in court. He used Jessi to smuggle the stolen diamonds.
When he found out that Jessi ratted him out he started following, stalking, chasing and threatening her.

In the end Pete Minassian got convicted and had to serve 4 1/2 years in prison. He recently got released and is roaming the streets freely. He actually showed up at Bottled Blonde where Jessi was working and she had him thrown
out immediately.

Then we learn all about how difficult it is to date in the DFW night club scene. Jessi is a huge believer in "CHICKS BEFORE DICKS". They say dating is like a cesspool in Dallas.
Jermey thinks its because they work in sexy places where it is dark lighting, fun music and alcohol. People see them as different people than they are in real life. Their hours are super difficult to deal with.
People they date get super jealous which is understandable since they are constantly getting hit on.
Texas has the most beautiful women working in the industry - some of their boyfriends come into the bar to see what they are doing.

Jessi recently dated someone - it was awesome for 2 weeks - that is all he could handle of her schedule and it was over before it even began.

Jermey gives us a rundown of the places he has worked and that he wants to work in the industry for the rest of his life.

Then we talk all about Men being hunters, terrible communicators, having a sensitivity chip missing and that all that is driven by society as little boys were raised not to cry, Men's huge egos.
How us women still like old fashioned courtship, old school romance values and respect.

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What a life. What an incredible testimony by this beautiful stunner boss babe Kristin Navarro, who defies the stereotype what ranchers are supposed to wear with her heels, Make Up, sparkly outfits and glam all day.

Everyone needs to go to Oak Meadow Ranch and experience the 20 acres of natures beauty with it's zoo, exotic animals, lodging, 5 star Restaurant "The White Horse", a wedding venue, a church and lots of amenities.
It is super convenient close to Dallas and Winstar Casino and next to Lake Ray Roberts.
The lodging has all different types of glamping and 4 new cabins that are interactive - you can feed the brand new giraffe "Puzzles" directly from your cabin.

Puzzles is the newest addition to Oak Meadow Ranch. Puzzles is an older giraffe and there is no better place for him to live out his final years. He is very used to people encounters.
Kristin talks about that the exotic community is very small. She doesn't know Joe Exotic personally, because he was already in prison when she started but they do have a peacock from
the Joe Exotic Zoo and used to have a donkey that just recently passed away.

Oak Meadow Ranch has over 70 animals and 15 different exotic species. Kristin is USDA licensed and the government regulates everything and has to approve all the different animals.

Sidney the Kangaroo lived in her house for 3 years and did a lot of community work for children's hospitals, retirement homes etc. She is her little celebrity and travels very well.

Kristin got started with a zebra, a camel and a kangaroo. Kristin is very attached to her animals and extremely protective over them. She is an amazing boss babe but gives zero grace to her team
if her animals are not taken care of properly.

The Oak Meadow ranch and its exceptional team hosts weddings, bachelor, bachelorette parties, kids parties, proposals etc.

"The White Horse" 5 Star Restaurant has the exceptional Chef Eduardo who creates a new menu every 2 to 3 weeks completely from scratch. They serve 4 or 5 course dinners and 2 course brunches. The dinners are an experience, with
table side cooking, live music and the best food known to man in an old fashioned traditional setting, where everyone experiences and enjoys their time together and most put their cell phones away. The Dinner shows are extremely VIP.
With the arrival of Puzzles the giraffe they have added a Thursday Night outdoors, under the stars African Dinner Experience. Make your reservations now, as they book way in advance.

Kristin has big plans for the future and wants to build a resort with a salt water pool and lazy river and to top it all off add swimming with otters.

Kristin and her husband Eduardo want to show the world that owning an exotic ranch zoo is not like Tiger King at all, but when done right does so much good. They have to deal with negative comments on the Internet sometimes but they want
the animal activists to consider that some of the animals are endangered species and will be extinct in the wild one day. The only way you will ever have these species is by breeding them in captivity. You are literally preserving these
species.
The animals are Kristin's babies and they love their human interaction and the animals love her like crazy. Every animal has 5 star accommodations.

The sloth, Sir Winston loves giving sloth hugs and Kristin hopes that Kristen Bell will come visit the ranch so she can spend time with Sir Winston, since she is so obsessed with sloths as seen on Ellen.
Kristin says that it is amazing how many people are obsessed with sloths and that they are actual therapy for some.

Please watch the YouTube episode so you can see the adorable 4 weeks old large spotted genets "Ross and Rachel" who joined our podcast towards the end.
What a fun interview. We cannot wait to visit the ranch and see all this amazingness in person. Stay tuned to our Instagram and Tik Tok accounts.

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We continue with Theresa Reynolds and Stephanie Fallman from Lemmon Avenue Plastic Surgery Center. They are absolute experts in their field and Stephanie starts the show off with her
7 steps skincare routine. Her skin is like glass and we would recommend for everyone to follow her recommendations.
Stephanie even walks her baby in the stroller with a mud mask on her face.
Her skin is pure perfection and she never wears Make Up, because she doesn't have to.
We discuss why women have hundreds of skin care products and men have maybe one or none.
Theresa gives us all the detailed information about Skincare especially for men. Sunscreen, antioxidants, Vita C etc

Then we talk about the absolute importance of washing your face at nighttime, and women have to double cleanse if wearing Make UP.
The ladies say it is as important as brushing your teeth and showering. They say sleeping with Make Up is the worst thing you could ever do to your skin and they can tell.
Skin repairs itself while you are sleeping.

Theresa talks about hydra facials, micro needling and lasers. The knowledge that Theresa and Stephanie have is incredible and we are taking it all in and vow to keep up with all their
suggestions. We talk about threads and fillers.

They discuss that it is sometimes difficult to say NO to patients that insist on more and more fillers but that it is an absolute must. They say the injectors that don't say no give the industry a bad name.

Theresa says to choose your tattoos' wisely as it hurts really bad to get them removed. She compares the feeling to hot bacon grease.

Then we talk about TOO MUCH - TOO MUCH filler in lips and cheeks, Tom Cruise and Mario Lopez TOO MUCH

We learn about when Stephanie got filler that she hated and how she didn't feel like herself.

Theresa tells us all about her fascinating life and how she got started in the industry. She worked in infectious disease for a while and got really tired of constantly losing patients.
She loves what she does because she is making people feel good about themselves.

Then they address body dysmorphia and how this happens with peoples faces. She says they have to set up very realistic expectations, because filters have ruined everybody.

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Vanessa Gomez - beautiful, little but fierce powerhouse is brave enough to tell us about her traumatic experience when she got raped when she was 18 years old.
It happened after a night of partying and she never told anyone about it until the "ME TOO" movement, when she felt brave enough to speak out.
She had to come to terms with taking responsibility for her life and that has pushed her towards success.
She is a big believer in "The rape is not your responsibility but healing from it is." She used to feel a lot of guilt and shame that she was the victim of rape.

Then we discuss that there are different levels of rape - always when it is not consensual, but that it can happen during drugs and alcohol induced situations when someone
is passed out or when someone forces you violently.

We are all very passionate about using Vanessa's traumatic experience to teach others and especially young girls to not put themselves in those situations to try to avoid
what happened to Vanessa.

Cruz is very passionate about that people should be able to feel safe passing out at a friends house.

Vanessa believes in being raw and honest and tells us that she had taken GHB which is the date rape drug and she was not aware what was happening.
She says it should have never happened to her but she is glad that it did because it grew her into a person that now wants to help little girls and boys that have been sexually trafficked.

Vanessa grew up in a very strict household where she didn't have any breathing room and it caused her to rebel - she just wanted to rebel against all authority.

She talks about dating someone that helped her a lot and taught her health and wellness, meditation and mental clarity and being in close contact with God. That is when her life really changed.
Vanessa's connection with God has pushed her through the worst of times.

She believes in mental discipline and that you choose your happiness and how life goes. Let's do something magical with your day. You don't have a bad day - you have a bad moment.

Vanessa created Selahs.safe.way a non profit organization where children survivors of sex trafficking can heal.
We learn all about Selah's place.

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GOSSIP SEGMENT:
Marcella who usually hates the gossip segment actually tells us about the most outrageous thing one of her exes did while they were together.
She had just found out about it and couldn't believe what a deceitful person he turned out to be and how many lies she keeps finding out to this day.

What a show! We welcome the stunning Kristin Navarro from the Oak Meadow Ranch who in this part 1 of her amazing story takes us back to the beginning of growing up on
her father's ranch with her stepmom. Right after graduating high school she moved to Hawaii to go to college. After graduating college she moved to Colorado and graduated from the
police academy at 21 years of age and became a police officer. For sure she has to be the hottest cop there ever was.
She tells us about what being a cop taught her and how jaded you can become and sometimes you question humanity. People who have to deal with sex offenders experience secondary trauma and
you don't realize how much trauma you endure until you leave.
It is even harder to be in law enforcement today than ever before and she says that she does not miss it at all but she is grateful that she got to do it and to have the experience.

Kristin met her husband Ed at the police force in Colorado. They got engaged 1 week after they met and got married 1 month later and have been married for almost 8 years. They are the perfect match.

Then the fateful night happened that would change Kristin's life forever. Her stepmother shot herself in front of her Dad, committing suicide, after they all had had an enjoyable dinner just a little while before.
Kristin and Ed knew that they would have to help her Dad overcome the severe PTSD from the grief and trauma.

They believe that the drug Chantix played a role in the sudden death of her beloved stepmother. Kristin is an advocate of telling people about the dangers of the drug Chantix and to use other ways to try to quit smoking.
It's not worth it.
After about a year they started a non profit organization called "Renay E. Watt Wellness Center" where they focus mainly on mental health. They also have a program called grief share, which is a national program at the ranch.
She is a big believer in the program and that it is so important to go through all the steps. She is very passionate about this powerful program. Kristin honors her stepmother daily and the ranch is still very much her, to this day.
It makes Kristin sad that her younger brothers don't want any part of this journey at this time.

Her Dad is her biggest role model - she says he is kind, funny and simply amazing and she loves him so much. He recently got remarried to a wonderful woman named Dawn who Kristin adores.

Then Kristin reveals that they are adding a new theme night to the ranch on Thursdays and we will learn all about this exciting new feature and about the biggest surprise addition to the wonderful Oak Meadow Ranch.
Stay tuned for Part 2 to learn all about this amazing, magical place.

QUESTION OF THE DAY SEGMENT:
Is it a red flag if your SO wants to go out with their friends after a dinner date?

PARTY WITH MISS POLLY:
Should you visit a strip club with your partner?

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he beautiful Hope Beel tackles yet another emotional and tough subject and is brave enough to share her and her husband's struggle with infertility. They have been married for 10 years
and Hope has always wanted kids, in particular 2 little boys.
Hope was on birth control for 10 years and believes that it really messes with your body and suggests to others to not do that to their bodies.
Hope thought once she got off birth control it would be easy to get pregnant but it never happened. The more it didn't happen the more obsessive she became about it.
It put a severe strain on their marriage, even to a point where she didn't think they would make it.
This episode is so brave and raw and takes you through the ups and downs of this struggle so many women and couples face.

Hope and her husband Justin have now left it all up to nature and even if it never happens she is happy and at peace.
Deep down in her heart she knows that one day she will be pregnant.

She does not want to take the IVF or adoption route. We talk about that we shouldn't define people if they are parents or not.

Party With Miss Polly Segment:
What is the Spork Position?
This conversation is a must listen hilarious banter

Question Of The Day:
When you plan a Birthday or Bachelor/Bachelorette party - is it rude for the host to choose an expensive place?

Gossip Segment:
Cruz is talking about meeting Dr. Curtis Crane in Austin by accident and recognizing each other from the show.
Somehow the conversation takes a turn and we start wondering if gynecologists' are attracted to vaginas Smile
then we get into a boobies and vaginas beauty discussion
basically this entire segment needs to be listened to - it is beyond funny
We also learn that 85% of men are un circumcized in the world.