Greg went to the doctor for a swollen eye and left with a new doctor whose moral superiority yanked the medication Greg needs to survive. In this episode, witness Greg's downward spiral as he seeks revenge and considers suicide. During the recording, Greg gets scolded by his upstairs neighbors for the weed smoke that has helped him through this trying time. Not even Matt's humor can quell the anxiety in this week's episode.

In possibly the most offensive episode yet, Matt pushes the boundaries of satire and unbridled bigotry.

Matt gets skinny jeans and asks Greg uncomfortable questions. He warns of the dangers of men in self-driving cars and the two talk shit on Elizabeth Warren and her recent antics. How many people would Matt sacrifice to add 15 years to his dog's life? Find out in this week's episode!

On the cusp of World War III, Matt fantasizes being a general during wartime.

In this episode, Matt and Greg get together in-person to celebrate Christmas and reflect on the past decade. Greg gets revenge on passive aggressive neighbors and Matt comes up with endless acronyms for the word FAGGOT. The two do commentary during an N'SYNC Christmas video and a Baywatch episode. Matt seeks revenge for an old teacher that accused him of spreading lice.

Matt proposes "one world time" and ponders what would've happened if it were cats instead of Jewish people involved in the holocaust. He fantasizes about Mayor Pete and Lindsey Graham uniting our country with passionate sexual intercourse.

Matt scolds bad public parents and Greg predicts a homeless future. Once again Matt challenges Elizabeth Warren to a WWE match.

Matt taste-tests a friend's breast milk.

The boys react to online reviews that call Matt a regular guy and Greg a sensitive emo guy. Matt aspires to be an outsider door-to-door bible thumper and accuses Greg of turning his girlfriends into himself. Matt critiques Greg's Providence relationships and the two speculate how Greg woke up to bloody sheets the other day. They debate the merits of Nirvana and how long it will take for Matt's gun to be taken away (if he gets one). What will the world be like in 2029? Is eating a homeless man's shit a good preventive measure from winter sickness? The answers to all of these questions are in this episode.

This week's episode is full of twisted tales, vlogging cutters, food for dolls, and the christian rock band Jars of Clay. Matt accuses Greg of "demonic new-speak" when he discusses sex positivity and thinks he has the clearance to use the N word now that scientists have proven all humans are from Botswana. Which supermodel does Matt want to turn into his kitchen slave? Which fruits has Greg actually tried?