Matt wants to quit medicine and drugs to focus on guns, news that should frighten us all. Will he become the neighborhood's friendly sheriff or the next George Zimmerman? Matt roasts Greg's questionable college fashion choices and discusses the health benefits of menthol cigarettes. Greg asks devoted listeners to murder him while Matt asks them to let him take over their bank accounts. Are bonsai trees cultural appropriation? Find out in this week's episode!

Greg promises to start trying for the first time ever this week while Matt continues to romanticize Norman Rockwell's America. Matt schemes to hunt down home invaders, wants to turn billionaires into pulled pork, and suggests it has become a revolutionary act to be a brawny man. Does the Bible really tell you to "tune your wife up"? Would Greg get queasy in the midst of butchering someone with his machete? Learn about extreme cannibal bondage fantasies and more in this week's episode!

It's mid-October and Halloween's on Matt's brain. He insists he won't give out poisoned candy this year and has a terribly offensive costume in mind. He and Greg issue warnings to female hikers in New England to save them from the Appalachian Ripper. Learn about Greg's childhood history of being abused. What if a gay porn company sponsored the best NASCAR driver? Did Greg have 5 o'clock shadow coming out of the womb?

Back and more offensive than ever, Matt has taken on a new identity as Meme Nixon and wants to be known as "this". He offers spicy takes on non-binary people and his new Puerto Rican neighbors. City life has been as unpredictable as imagined, but at least Matt has found new smoking buddies in an elderly leather daddy and his christian sister.

Greg pays Matt a visit in Amish Country and the two watch MTV shows from 2009 during the entire episode. They discuss acquiring Elon Musk alien brains to evolve above humans and they talk about the use of the word "clit" as an insult. Matt likens Greg to a geisha and Greg warns Matt about wearing redneck tank tops in his new neighborhood. They talk about hanging out with O.J. Simpson, grafting friends' tattoos, the "bro hug chain", and the pointlessness of chopsticks.

Greg pities himself the entire episode for injuries sustained from a bike wreck as Matt convincingly competes with a penis injury. How did Matt almost die in the last week? What retaliatory action does he have planned for his new witch neighbor? Hear twisted tales from a convenience store, Matt's Make-A-Wish(es) and people that dabble in the fringes of cannibalism.

Matt proposes that he and Gaby pick out women for Greg a la the defunct 2000s MTV show Parental Control. Matt's asshole is officially classified as "patriotic" after using Dude Wipes. Has Instagram been keeping tabs on Matt and banning his innocuous free speech? Matt likens Greg to Friends characters and hilariously portrays Greg's routine bike adventures to cemeteries as gothic tales. Learn about billionaire bloodlines, "shooting rope" to the Madonna sex book, Matt's chariot of beautiful men, the power of prayer via Chick-Fil-A and more in this week's episode!

Greg gets too stoned as Matt convinces him to adopt a child. The two discuss women's jeans of the early 2000s, how Matt would treat Greg in prison, and what Matt hopes to transition into in the near future. Should caucasians be called peach people or taters?

Matt gets too comfortable with using a certain racial slur for comedy's sake and the two discuss forming a hip-hop group.

Matt and Greg reflect on being the first podcast to ever reach 100 episodes. Matt wants to burn his house down and run towards his new neighbors after setting himself ablaze. He also wants his asshole sown shut to prevent itching and wonders why no mass shootings have ever occurred at country clubs as a political statement. A self-proclaimed "Dawson Dude," Matt discusses James Van Der Beek and all the shitty television shows he's watched over the years. Learn about the murder fetish, mucus porn, and fellating assault weapons. Also, in a stunning development, Greg finally gives in to yoga.