Matt's a jello mold from meds and weed pens and Greg boasts about not being an opportunist. They spend much of the episode plotting the gruesome fantasy murders of Greg's mostly innocuous upstairs neighbors. Greg demonstrates his computer illiteracy while looking up Matt's favorite siren sound. There's also a guest appearance from the Appalachian Ripper himself. Learn about Matt's new party church where he throws snakes at worshippers.

Steve from Kyrgyzstan calls in with hilarious listener feedback. Matt speculates that Bernie Sanders prepares for speeches to "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy and delivers touching tributes to deceased Ruff Ryders megastar Paul Walker. Greg laments not being more promiscuous in his physical prime and Matt desires to become a goth so he can attend vampire parties. Greg proposes a ban on the junk food he once loved as Matt suggests eating a cheesesteak as a form of protest against Hitler. Have you heard about foghats? Should all men cut off their dicks and stop having opinions? Does an aggravated butthole improve your posture?

Matt and Greg have an uncomfortable conversation about R Kelly and Michael Jackson. Gaby derides them for being too serious and boring, and thankfully saves the episode with her surprisingly great flow after being asked to recite lyrics to an early 90s hip-hop song. As St. Patrick's Day approaches, Greg ponders if Irish culture is worth a damn. Greg's thinking about the future when aliens and AI (Allen Iverson) will rule the world while Matt's stuck in the 1800s when apparently everyone got molested.

Greg quits music and dating and encourages listeners to murder him. Matt jokes about infiltrating country clubs and menacing wealthy families. He asks not to be kink-shamed for his new fetish of wanting to bite the faces of ducktaped billionaires. Learn about Gaby's Nasty Bitches, the artist that could've been known as Neil Old, and Matt's disturbing new cult idea. Matt also considers adult diapers to make his butt bigger and chooses sides on Israel/Palestine based on fashion sense. Does Jesus's cum prevent cavities? Can you smoke meth in heaven? When will snobby record collectors become an extinct breed?

In this week's episode, Matt continues to test Greg's limits for offensive content. Matt sings lewd renditions of R Kelly songs, recalls his favorite "negro spirituals" and jokes that he can overlook certain Michael Jackson rape allegations based on the merits of "Thriller". The two discuss queer people who only fuck cis people and there's also a riveting debate on consensual zebra-fucking. Do most registered women democrats resemble birds? Which one of these two idiots was recently called a sandwitch by a gay man?

A lot has changed since Matt and Greg last recorded an episode. Both have shit their pants for the first time. Matt returns from a brief stint in jail and Greg returns to monogamy. In this episode, Matt proposes white men commit ritual suicide and challenges a high-ranking politician to a tag team wrestling cage match. The two debate how soon Greg would die in jail and Matt's dishonest plan to get through jail without getting hassled. Greg contemplates being honest with a Tinder date about how misanthropic he is. Peak behind the curtains of more botched audio and learn the appropriate amount of time to hug someone!

Matt has returned from his walk across the country for against animal cruelty to have another year-end roundtable discussion with Greg and Gaby as well as special guests Wes and Shari. In this episode, Greg is again likened to a toy soldier while Matt professes his love for Jesus and hilariously rebukes pornography in favor of scripture. Matt discusses shooting elves for sport, fetus lofts, the "cool" aesthetic of the Isis flag, and buying bras at thrift shops. He also encourages listeners to send explosives to blow Greg up in 2019. Enjoy deconstructed christmas carols and songs about stomach problems!

Once again, botched audio has compromised most of this week's recorded material, but in this special episode, Greg is visiting Matt in Amish Country and the two get so stoned that it devolves into an abstract surrealistic experience. This week features the return of sponsors and the weed review. Matt hypes up a new show idea called Street Justice: Pedophile Hunters and sings a touching song against domestic abuse. You'll hear about an earlobe fetish, cum-on-denim, and constipated people traveling to India. Matt wants to meet Kim Jong Un but worries his nickname for the North Korean leader will get him killed. Does Greg really steal the souls of his girlfriends? You might find out in this week's episode.

No new episode this week. But Matt and Greg spend a few minutes hyping up next week's episode and it is not one to be missed!