After recording back-to-back-to-back episodes, a completely exhausted JP attempts to explain what's coming up on the pod. Does he succeed? YOU DECIDE!

The real thing starts Monday, see the full schedule on Instagram HERE.

We'll see you in November for Harry friggin' Potter!!!!

For the last time in round two, WHAT THE HECK IS UP PARTY PEOPLE?! JP here for one final ride down Total Recall mountain. Sitting next to me on today's podcoaster is my good friend Addy, who's here to tell all of you just how little he remembers of Paris, Texas. We'll also do some basketball talk and I'll reveal the seven teams who've officially clinched their spots in the Harry Potter Round!

Speaking of basketball, I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, October 22nd. My favorite team, the Los Angeles Clippers, are currently getting our asses handed to us by the friggin' Utah Jazz. Yeah, you read that right. The friggin' Utah Jazz. I know this is very stockholm syndrome of me, but man, I missed being this pissed off about basketball. I am positively livid, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

See y'all for a quick update next week, and then we'll be back with Harry Potter and some other goodness in November!

Hello and Happy Monday! Let's get the important part done first: You can listen to Pete's new podcast DIGGING IN by clicking THIS LINK. I'm almost certain you won't regret it, but on the off chance you do, please direct all complaints to Yo Momma's House, as that's where Pete can be reached.

In today's episode, Pete uses an assortment of props to tell us all about his new show AND the plot of Jurassic Park III. Spoiler: He'll do a much better job with one of those tasks than the other.

I'm writing this here episode description on Sunday, October 19th. In this week's edition of "Oh shoot, JP's getting old" News: I think I threw out a muscle in my hip, folks. Its been bothering me for a while, but today I woke up and could barely walk without a noticeable limp. So that's been fun.

In more positive news, I am in the midst of my first full series Harry Potter marathon in at least a decade. I have so much to say, and you'll hear all of it and more very soon. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this episode, and I'll hope a day's worth of stretching and a good night's sleep will cure whatever ails my aging body.

See ya Thursday for the round two FINALE!!

What is up party people! Are you all ready to RAGE!? Good, because Mike is here to take on you a trip to Salt Lake City, Utah where the party scene is as punky as the water is salty. Also, someone WILL BE SHOT by the end of this episode. So uhhhhhh look out for that. And look out for a new recall center coming Saturday morning!

Hey there. Nice to see ya again. You look good. Real good. Maybe too good. Damn. Okay, I gotta look away. It's getting distracting and I have an episode description to write...

Alicia returns to the show today to discuss The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. We had a grand old time working our way through this very strange, but I think very fun, movie. We also talked about a whole bunch of other stuff, including, but not limited to, our mutual love of will-they won't-they TV kisses.

I'm writing this here episode description on Monday, October 13th. We've had a stormy and gross long weekend in New York City, so I'd just like to take this speak specifically to my weighted blanket: I missed so much you, old friend. And I hope you've enjoyed the last few days as much as I did.

The schedule for this week:

• Monday: The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy - Alicia
• Thursday: SLC Punk! - Mike

Hey gang! JP here! Happy Thursday and all that sort of stuff. Kate and Bonnie, the CHAMPIONS of round one, are defending their crown by recalling Hairspray, a movie I'd never seen before prepping this episode. And friends, let me tell you, that is NOT what I thought Hairspray was about. Not even close.

I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, October 8th. Madeline is on the phone with me right now DEMANDING that I say hi to her hundreds of adoring fans. I told her, "Madeline, you're being too humble. You have millions of fans," but she's not having any of it. In other news, I bought all of Battlestar Galactica on Blu Ray for 40 bucks. God bless boutique online DVD sales. I'll see y'all for more recall center on Saturday.

What up!? JP here to announce that our long national nightmare is officially OVER! Total Recall is back, baby! Speaking of, Rachel, Alex and Liadan are also BACK to break down the twist-filled delights of CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE.

I'm writing this here episode description on Sunday, October 5th. Madeline and I spent the morning watching Survivor. We're on season 43, which I'm mixed-to-negative on so far. I mean, its fine, I just think there's been a big drop off in gameplay from 41/42. I spent the afternoon recording future episodes with Mike and Pete. We talked for almost three hours and you'll get to hear every last minute of it very soon. I know... I know... I wanted to us to go longer too.

Anyway, its been a good day. See you Thursday FOR MORE TOTAL RECALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Typical Total Recall programming returns on Monday!!!