Hello my lovely listeners. Sorry I missed last week. You deserve better than that, and I promise, from this point forward, I'm gonna give it to ya. Well. Hold on. Maybe from Thursday forward, because this episode is all over the friggin place. Click around to the topic of your choice below, and I'll see you Thursday for The Dark Knight Rises....

• RIP James Burrows (2:42)
• World Cup Complaints (16:54)
• Off Campus Character Rankings - WITH MADELINE! (30:38)
• Disclosure Day (42:56)
• Naming Some Guys (49:26)

It was all a dream, etc, etc... Pat & Liv join the show to discuss INCEPTION, a movie JP got a little too obsessed with as a teenager. Not obsessed enough to make a wish on a one-wish-willow, but just obsessed enough to force his Dad to drive him to the mall against his will. Come for JP's impression of Marion Cotillard, stay for the first ever out-of-order recap in Total Recall history!

INTRODUCE A LITTLE CHAOS INTO YOUR PODCASTING ROUTINE, and join Lindsey, Chase and JP as they try to record a whole podcast exclusively in Christian Bale's batman voice. Fair warning friends, this is the silliest episode of the THE NOLAN-THON and I don't really think its close. I love it almost as much as The Joker loves school busses.

See ya next week!

JP and Madeline convene to decide, once and for all, who from Survivor 50 is worthy of returning in future seasons. Our word is LAW and we expect it to be followed TO THE LETTER (cc: Jeff Probst). Be warned, we will be spoiling Season 50 as a part of this episode.

Stay tuned for more bonus episode if and when I feel the urge. The Dark Knight with Lindsey & Chase is up on Nolan-Thon next week. See ya there.

Are you listening closely? Good, because this episode is very quiet and you'll need to press your ear right up to your speaker to hear it properly.

Ross returns to the show today to break down THE PRESTIGE and definitely not get into a magical blood feud with JP that'll eventually cost us more than we can possibly fathom. We'll also discuss science museums, the current state of the muppets and why Ross' Grandpa seems like the coolest guy who ever lived.

Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon rolls on as Sarah rejoins the pod to discuss Nolan's seminal superhero adaptation: BATMAN BEGINS. They will also share thoughts on The Devil Wears Prada 2, Bears vs. Snakes and the importance of trains to a thriving modern metropolis. What more could you possibly want from a podcast?!

Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon rolls on with INSOMNIA (a movie about not sleeping) and Madeline (a girl who looooooooooves sleeping).

DISCLAIMER: Do not listen to this podcast if you or anyone in your family suffers from insomnia. Its too engaging. You won't be able to stop and you'll never sleep again.

Seriously... Insomniacs*, I've seen the future. After years of repeat listening, you go mad. You start yelling "They're called overalls cause they go OVER ALL YOUR CLOTHES" at dinner parties like you just figured it out. But not only did you already know, you said as much fifteen minutes ago. It's strange and our friendship never really recovers.

Please. Leave this episode alone. For everyone's sake.

*New band name, I call it!

Welcome to Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon, ya goofs. JP here, back with one of my world famous episode descriptions. I know. I know. I missed them too.

My good pal Pete gets things started with MEMENTO! A film he, ironically enough, doesn't remember much of... but when have we ever let a small detail like that ruin our fun?

I'm writing this here episode description on Monday, May 4th. Madeline and I just saw Star Wars at a sold out Paris Theater* and I feel like I can fly. I hope you enjoy the episode. I'm biased, but I think its a hoot and a half.

See you next Tuesday!

*The one in New York, not the one in Paris... I HAVE WORK TOMORROW!

We've never been this back. Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon starts NEXT WEEK!

1. Speed Racer's long-overdue victory lap (4:46)
2. The insane "Time To JFK" taxi ads (13:06)
3. Ryan Gosling's plea for a healthy relationship (23:02)
4. The way Mikey Day screams "AERIAL TRAMWAY!" (25:37)
5. Movie theaters, refusing to get out of their own way (27:50)
6. Queen Cirie, taking control of Survivor 50 (42:20)
7. What exactly is the LA Clippers' plan? (49:40)
8. The patriotic empathy of HBO's Neighbors (54:41)
9. Bridget Jones, dancing through the credits (1:03:06)
10. Jury Duty embraces it's inner Willy Wonka (1:09:18)

So long and thanks for all the fish!