Hey there. Nice to see ya again. You look good. Real good. Maybe too good. Damn. Okay, I gotta look away. It's getting distracting and I have an episode description to write...

Alicia returns to the show today to discuss The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. We had a grand old time working our way through this very strange, but I think very fun, movie. We also talked about a whole bunch of other stuff, including, but not limited to, our mutual love of will-they won't-they TV kisses.

I'm writing this here episode description on Monday, October 13th. We've had a stormy and gross long weekend in New York City, so I'd just like to take this speak specifically to my weighted blanket: I missed so much you, old friend. And I hope you've enjoyed the last few days as much as I did.

The schedule for this week:

• Monday: The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy - Alicia
• Thursday: SLC Punk! - Mike

Hey gang! JP here! Happy Thursday and all that sort of stuff. Kate and Bonnie, the CHAMPIONS of round one, are defending their crown by recalling Hairspray, a movie I'd never seen before prepping this episode. And friends, let me tell you, that is NOT what I thought Hairspray was about. Not even close.

I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, October 8th. Madeline is on the phone with me right now DEMANDING that I say hi to her hundreds of adoring fans. I told her, "Madeline, you're being too humble. You have millions of fans," but she's not having any of it. In other news, I bought all of Battlestar Galactica on Blu Ray for 40 bucks. God bless boutique online DVD sales. I'll see y'all for more recall center on Saturday.

What up!? JP here to announce that our long national nightmare is officially OVER! Total Recall is back, baby! Speaking of, Rachel, Alex and Liadan are also BACK to break down the twist-filled delights of CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE.

I'm writing this here episode description on Sunday, October 5th. Madeline and I spent the morning watching Survivor. We're on season 43, which I'm mixed-to-negative on so far. I mean, its fine, I just think there's been a big drop off in gameplay from 41/42. I spent the afternoon recording future episodes with Mike and Pete. We talked for almost three hours and you'll get to hear every last minute of it very soon. I know... I know... I wanted to us to go longer too.

Anyway, its been a good day. See you Thursday FOR MORE TOTAL RECALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Typical Total Recall programming returns on Monday!!!

In a very special, and very loopy, bonus episode JP and Madeline give you a recap of their week in Toronto. Complete with mini reviews and superlatives for...

• THE LOST BUS (3:43)
• ROOFMAN (8:16)
• THE CAPTIVE (12:43)
• BAD APPLES (17:25)
• NORMAL (22:46)
• ETERNITY (27:11)
• HAMNET (31:33)
• FRANKENSTIEN (36:40)
• BALLAD OF A SMALL PLAYER (41:45)
• NOUVELLE VAGUE (44:10)
• THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE (48:00)
• A USEFUL GHOST (51:06)
• NO OTHER CHOICE (53:21)
• WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (59:40)
• THE CHRISTOPHERS (1:06:13)
• ADULTHOOD (1:09:34)
• HEDDA (1:11:52)

See ya in a few weeks!

Hey there! JP here! Welcome back to the podcast. We missed ya. Muah. That was the sound of kissing you cause I missed ya so damn much. On today's episode, Kroone returns to recap MONEYBALL, a stone-cold masterpiece. Will he make Madeline cry? Only time will tell (Hint: Yes, but in a good way)

I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, September 3rd and as I mention toward the end of the pod,I'll be on a bit of a break after today. We'll have one more recall center on Saturday and then I'll be dark for at least the next week or two. Oh, don't be sad. Seriously, It's not you, its me. I understand if you wanna see other podcasts while I'm gone. I'm not happy about it, but I get it. I'll think of you every day, and I'll be back with more regular episodes before you know it.

What up? JP here. I know its a holiday, but here at Total recall we take NO DAYS OFF! Well except Tuesdays. And Wednesdays. And Fridays. And most Saturdays. Anyways, in this episode... season one champion Cass returns to the show to break down in The Happening in EXHAUSTIVE DETAIL, and tie HER OWN RECORD for longest ever episode of Total Recall in the process.

I'm writing this here episode description on Sunday, August 31st. Weirdly enough, I spent most of the day in the car with Pete and Cass, showing Lonely Island songs to Madeline who hadn't heard ALMOST ANY OF THEM! Don't worry, don't worry. I'm working on it. We spent a lovely weekend in the suburbs with Season One guests and real life good pals John & Kenz and their adorable new baby boy. Heart is full. Stomach is even fuller. Being an adult ain't bad sometimes. Anyways, enjoy the day off. I'll see you Thursday

• Guest: Cass
• Intern: Pete
• Logo: Ross
• Music: Chase
• Everything Else: JP

What up!? Welcome to another episode of the podcast... or should I say...podCRASH!

Lindsey and Chase are here to discuss the classic bromantic comedy WEDDING CRASHERS, a movie LINDSEY STARRED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL RECALL HAS OFFICIALLY MADE THE BIG TIME BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, August 27th. Jurassic Park 3 is on the old TV, and Pete and Cass are on the new couch. You'll hear all about this evening on the podcast in a month or so, but until then I'll just say this: Me personally, I wouldn't let me boyfriend take my son parasailing near the island with all the dinos. But hey, that's just me.

• Guests: Chase & Lindsey
• Intern: Madeline
• Music: Chase
• Logo: Ross
• Everything Else: JP