Total Soccer Show: USMNT, Champions League, EPL, and more ...

It's an absolute unit of a show! 

:56 - Brazil aka O Hexa OR The Team of Terrifying Triangles

Players discussed: Neymar, Gabriel Jesus, Willian, Philippe Coutinho, Roberto Firmino, Casimero, Paulinho, Marcelo, Thiago Silva

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27:20 - Switzerland aka "The Give It To Shaqiris" OR The Bears

Players discussed: Xherdan Shaqiri, Granit Xhaka, Haris Seferović, Manuel Akanji, Fabian Schär

48:34 - Announcing... THE WORLD CUP COMEDY TOUR! We're touring with The Cooligans. Get tickets at http://worldcupcomedytour.com

50:44 - Costa Rica aka "The Wait Whats?!" OR "The Well-Oiled Machine"

Players discussed: Keylor Navas, Cristian Gamboa, Marco Ureña,  Bryan Ruiz, Joel Campbell

1:07:55 - Serbia aka The Half & Halves OR The Mourinhos

Players discussed: Antonio Rukavina, Luka Milivojević, Nemanja Matić, Sergej Milinković-Savić (SMS), Aleksandar Mitrović, Adem Ljajić

Daryl has a detailed discussion about El Tri with Cesar Hernandez of the Mexican Soccer Show, ESPN, The Athletic and more.

We preview Group D! See below for timestamps and correct spellings of some of the players we talk about.

1:30 — ARGENTINA

The moving parts, the high-stakes gambler

Players discussed: Leo Messi, Gonzalo Higuain, Sergio Aguero, Nicolás Tagliafico, Eduardo Salvio, Javier Mascherano,  Giovani Lo Celso, Paulo Dybala, Cristian Pavón

32:20 — ICELAND

The stick-to-the-plansssons, the fancy kitchen vases

Players discussed: Gylfi Sigurðsson, Aron Gunnarsson, Ragnar Sigurðsson, Kári Árnason, Jóhann Berg Guðmundsson, Birkir Bjarnason Alfreð Finnbogason, Jón Daði Böðvarsson,  Birkir Már Sævarsson, Albert Guðmundsson

51:30 — CROATIA

The tiki-taka sprint-and-smashers, the "How's your touch?" XI

Player discussed: Luka Modrić, Ivan Rakitić, Ivan Perišić, Andrej Kramarić, Nikola Kalinić, Mario Mandžukić, Šime Vrsaljko, Tin Jedvaj,  Milan Badelj

1:11:20 — NIGERIA

Players discussed:Alex Iwobi, Kelechi Iheanacho, Odion Ighalo,  Victor Moses, Wilfred Ndidi, John Obi Mikel, Ogenyi Onazi, Ikechukwu Ezenwa, Francis Uzoho,  Leon Balogun, William Troost-Ekong

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The return of the mack... and also The Wikipedia Game! Laura Coutts is back in studio to quiz Daryl and Taylor on their knowledge of players heading to Russia for the World Cup this summer.

NO MUSIC FOR THIS ONE! Daryl and Taylor review the USA's thrilling (not really) 2-1 loss to Ireland and ponder a World Cup that will be called from at least a few monitors.

Run a bubble bath! It's the promised long and luxurious World Cup Group C preview

Timestamps below:

1:00 — FRANCE

The Rubik's cube

Players highlighted: Paul Pogba, Antoine Griezmann Kylian Mbappe, Olivier Giroud, N'Golo Kante, Samuel Umtitti, Raphael Varane, Djibril Sidibe 

29:35 — AUSTRALIA

Bizarro America

Players highlighted: Tim Cahill, Tomi Juric, Aaron Mooy, Tom Rogic, Mile Jedanik, Mark Milligan

56:10 — PERU

The Costanzas, the Monica Gellers

Players highlighted: Paulo Guerrero, Renato Tapia, Carlos Cuevas, Edison Flores, André Carrillo, Jefferson Farfan, Luis Advíncula

1:15:00 — DENMARK

Direct Dynamite

Players highlighted: Christian Eriksen, Nicklas Bendtner, Yussuf Poulsen, Pione Sisto, Nicolai Jørgensen, Simon Kjær, Andreas Bjelland, Andreas Christensen

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We weigh up Zinedine Zidane's shock decision to resign as Real Madrid coach this morning, followed by a long discussion about the changes to the USMNT roster as Dave Sarachan's team prepares to play Ireland on Saturday.

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(Looking for our World Cup Group C preview? It's on the way!)

Live from the floor of their AirBnb in Philadelphia, Daryl and Taylor discuss the USA's 3-0 win over Bolivia on Monday night. Walker Zimmerman, Josh Sargent and Timothy Weah all get their first goals for the senior national team, but there's much, much more to be discussed... we didn't get around to whether or not Weston McKennie can walk on water, but maybe after the Ireland friendly we'll know for sure?

Daryl and Taylor recap all of the many, many moments from Real Madrid's historic 3-1 victory over Liverpool in the Champions League Final. We take a look at how exactly Salah's injury changed the game (as well as his World Cup prognosis), why Benzema wasn't breaking the rules when he humiliated Karius, Gareth Bale's impressive brace, and much much more.

Lots of good stuff on today's show. Here are your timestamps:

From the very start, we discuss the incredible events of extra time in the UEFA Women's Champions League Final. 

4:45 — Unai Emery is the new head coach of Arsenal. But what's the difference between a head coach and a manager?

22:07 — Real Madrid vs Liverpool Champions League review: what, if anything, will Zidane do to counteract the gegenpress?

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