**PATRONS ONLY EPISODE**

To give, or not to give: THAT is the question. Wanna know our answer bitch?

We're back to cracktion and ready for the first episode following the fall shequinox. And you know what that means: no more hearing my loud A/C unit in the back of every episode! LOL. YAY!!!

This week, we catch up as sisters for a good while, mostly to psychoanalyze Cris and his recurring The Biggest Loser dream. But that's not all: we kind of review Bjork's new single ATOPOS and talk about how music starts being all about function when you get to be OLD like us (early twenties). PLUS: we have a question for the audience regarding weight room etiquette.

Then, we review Sam Smith and Kim Petras's collab track UNHOLY. Ohhhh my God. Oh my God. Fuck no dude. HELL no. We also talk about Nick's Rina Sawayama review getting rejected for being too "misogynist." And THEN we talk a bit about Adam Levine's filthy little white boy sexts. Spoiler alert but we think it's kind of precious! It's a classic Thot Topics romp, we think you'll enjoy