Tournamental

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

A Denzeleidoscope. The line from Tetris. A bag of nuclear submarines. All 10 seasons of The Big Bang Theory on VHS. Mario Farty. Whoopsy Jay Z’s. The Thunderbirds. Pope Jope Pope the Opal. Tony the hot dog guy. The cast of Duck Tails. Blaine Christie. A guy dressed up as Bambi. Cake-a-doodle-doo. Dorothy in a tank. Scooby Don’t. Rubber Baby Bungee Jumper.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

A group of tiny scary clowns. The bare Mitch project. Skele-Tom-Selleck. Ouija board. Polterscheiss. The Ghost Thrusters. A spooky carnival soothsayer. Centipede human. A chorus line of dancing skeletons. A fussy mom ghost. Feather Face. Did that suit of armor just move? Probably Captain Hook or something. Sinister Snake. Death on rollerblades. A babe in an ill-conceived sexy Bert costume.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

Who would you rather have on your team for the following Halloween party game?Whose zombie horde would sooner kill the three hosts?Who would make the sexier ghost?Who would you rather be possessed by while shopping for pants with your mom in Nordstrom?

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

A group of tiny scary clowns. The bare Mitch project. Skele-Tom-Selleck. Ouija board. Polterscheiss. The Ghost Thrusters. A spooky carnival soothsayer. Centipede human. A chorus line of dancing skeletons. A fussy mom ghost. Feather Face. Did that suit of armor just move? Probably Captain Hook or something. Sinister Snake. Death on rollerblades. A babe in an ill-conceived sexy Bert costume.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

A Hapless Malaysia Airlines Public Relations Expert. The Biking. Nicolas KGB. The Cokey Monster. The Pubermench. Bear Bones Barry Bonds Bearing Bearer Bonds. The Flaming Guitarist from Mad Max. Twice-ems. Ganapati. Spider-Man Waist-Deep in Chocolate Pudding. Fugitive Monopoly Man. The Humour Tumor. Laura Ingalls Wildling. Bald Ego (Donald Trump as an eagle). The Truth Sandwich.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

Who would win in the following random Wikipedia scenario?Who would you rather Weekend at Bernie's?Who would you rather have living in your pubes?Whose furry road would you rather go Mad to Max on?

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

A Hapless Malaysia Airlines Public Relations Expert. The Biking. Nicolas KGB. The Cokey Monster. The Pubermench. Bear Bones Barry Bonds Bearing Bearer Bonds. The Flaming Guitarist from Mad Max. Twice-ems. Ganapati. Spider-Man Waist-Deep in Chocolate Pudding. Fugitive Monopoly Man. The Humour Tumor. Laura Ingalls Wildling. Bald Ego (Donald Trump as an eagle). The Truth Sandwich.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

Donald Trump shot in the face. Bare Bones Barry Bonds Baring Barer Bonds. Diggity Dango Babinski Ping Pong Face. A Nine Foot Pile of Beans. Optimus Pride. The Light Packer Heat Packing Punk Pecking Pelican. Leon Wetlegs Purcell. Overhead Bin Laden. The Church of Ladder Jay Snakes. Chocolate Wifi. The Cokey Monster. Gollum with the One Ring to Rule the Mall. Klaxon the baby with the Civil War Era Pistol. Mango Unchained. Dumpster Clown. The Hounds From the Hood.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather have read you a bed time story and then bang your mom?

2. Who would you rather have as the stuffing in your bean bag chair?

3. Who would better impersonate a rocket ship?

4. Who would you rather have replace the sun?

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

Donald Trump shot in the face. Bare Bones Barry Bonds Baring Barer Bonds. Diggity Dango Babinski Ping Pong Face. A Nine Foot Pile of Beans. Optimus Pride. The Light Packer Heat Packing Punk Pecking Pelican. Leon Wetlegs Purcell. Overhead Bin Laden. The Church of Ladder Jay Snakes. Chocolate Wifi. The Cokey Monster. Gollum with the One Ring to Rule the Mall. Klaxon the baby with the Civil War Era Pistol. Mango Unchained. Dumpster Clown. The Hounds From the Hood.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather have read you a bed time story and then bang your mom?

2. Who would you rather have as the stuffing in your bean bag chair?

3. Who would better impersonate a rocket ship?

4. Who would you rather have replace the sun?

THIS WEEK'S CHARACTERS:

M. Night Shamonalan. John Handcock. A Pod of Serial Killer Whales. Dr. Phantasmo. Hickory Dickory Cock. All the Gold Medalists. Crazy Horse. Diarrea Dog from Spooky Buddies. Cheese Wizard. Hulk Hogan Sculpted from Play Dough. Aunty Beans. Your Boss. Haz Matt. Nash glued into a gorilla suit. A cool little snowy owl. Tony Almeida. 

THIS WEEK'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Crazy Cosmo Sex Tips Part II.

2. Who would you rather have as your imaginary friend?

3. Who would win in a thumb war?

4. Whose hat would you rather be?

THIS WEEK'S CHARACTERS:

M. Night Shamonalan. John Handcock. A Pod of Serial Killer Whales. Dr. Phantasmo. Hickory Dickory Cock. All the Gold Medalists. Crazy Horse. Diarrea Dog from Spooky Buddies. Cheese Wizard. Hulk Hogan Sculpted from Play Dough. Aunty Beans. Your Boss. Haz Matt. Nash glued into a gorilla suit. A cool little snowy owl. Tony Almeida. 

THIS WEEK'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Crazy Cosmo Sex Tips Part II.

2. Who would you rather have as your imaginary friend?

3. Who would win in a thumb war?

4. Whose hat would you rather be?

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS: 

Missed connection: birdseed lady at No Frills. Ebony seeks ivory! Foot rub Jason. Missed connection: hot dog w/ cheese PNE brown guy. A pair of crystal pineapples. Unwanted animals. A 1940’s-era vintage rummoli game. 2 recorders. $4 Amish books. A $3,000 roller. A lifelike Siberian tiger replica. 185 winter cat huts. The super flowers of sisters. A melted Barbara Ann Scott doll. A $69,000 front-end loader. A $50,100 collection of ceremonial knives. 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

Which would you buy in order to perform the following service?Which would you rather give your sister as a wedding present?Which would you rather ride share with to work every day?Which would you rather be buried with, Egyptian pharaoh style?