Toxic Behavior

This week on Toxic Behavior, we start with a hypothetical spiral (as one does), and then get into our trip to New York—which was iconic but also a disaster… because neither of us planned a single thing.

Alycia is now fully committed to her “wing everything” philosophy, and Carly is entering her “hard work is not for me” era. Did anything go according to plan? No. Did we care? Also no. Because when we’re together, we always have a good time—and at the very least, our fits were fire.

If you’ve ever shown up to a trip with no itinerary, no expectations, and still managed to make core memories—this one’s for you. ❤️🔪

This week on Toxic Behavior, we’re kicking things off by airing out our grievances—with each other. Eclipse season is firey, unhinged, and apparently making Alycia offend people without even realizing it. We get into weird dreams, psychic angst, and our shitty ex's.

Then we shift into the real problem: men doing the absolute bare minimum and getting praised like they built the Eiffel Tower. We break down what actually counts as considerate vs. what’s just “being a human,” and why the bar for men is still in hell.

Carly closes it out with a storytime that lives in her trauma vault: the time she thought she was in love with the one... only to realize he was secretly letting her pay all the rent.

If you’ve ever carried the emotional or financial weight of a relationship and called it “love”—you’ll feel right at home here. ❤️🔪

We've gone off the deep end in this weeks episode ofToxic Behavior, we’re blaming everything on eclipse season—because the breakdowns are loud, the emotions are unhinged, and honestly? Carly might need Tony Soprano’s therapist.

We get real about how we handle our lowest moments (hint: not well), the coping mechanisms that are probably toxic, and the unhinged thoughts we’ve had lately that probably shouldn’t be shared publicly—but here we are.

Naturally, we also end up talking about dick pics (??), and Carly explains how she keeps getting pulled over but still never gets a ticket.

If you’ve recently had a breakdown in your car, blamed the moon for your mood swings, or cried for no reason but also for every reason—you’re not alone. ❤️🔪

This week on Toxic Behavior, we’re getting real about money mindsets—starting with Alycia’s approach of literally never checking her bank account and just trusting the universe.

We dive into who should pay the bill on a date? Should things ever really be 50/50? And why it’s not always about income—it’s about energy, intention, and whether you’re picking up all the slack just because the other person is bringing in a paycheck.

Then we wrap it all up with a friendly little game called “Who’s the Most Toxic?” where we rate each other’s behavior and expose ourselves in the process. Spoiler: one of us might need a therapist.

If you’ve ever felt guilty for spending money, almost broke up with a man who didn't pick up the check, or refused to look at your bank app out of fear—this one’s for you. ❤️🔪

This week on Toxic Behavior, we’re coming down from the high of going to Alex Cooper’s block party—and yes, we met the Daddy herself. It was iconic, chaotic, and it was the best night ever.

But beyond the fun, we get into why women in their 30s—especially moms—are still allowed to go out, party, and feel hot. Society loves to act like your life ends at 30, but honestly? This era might just be the best one yet. We’re rewriting what it looks like to grow up, glow up, and still party at the DJ booth.

If you’ve ever felt judged for wanting more than diapers and day-to-day routines—you’re not alone, and you're definitely not done. ❤️🔪

This week on Toxic Behavior, we get deep into our spiritual side —talking angel numbers, life path numbers, and twin flames (they're really not what you think). We unpack the beauty and the bullshit of soul connections, and why just because you feel a soul tie with someone doesn’t mean you’re meant to end up with them.

We get into the toxic mentalities around twin flames and soulmates, how they’ve been romanticized to justify bad behavior, and why you deserve so much more than just a “spiritual connection” with someone who treats you like shit. Alycia and Carly both share their takes, experiences, and where they are now.

If you’ve ever thought “he’s my soulmate but he's such an asshole,” —you’re in the right place. ❤️🔪

This week on Toxic Behavior, we start off strong—talking vibrators, obviously—before spiraling into a deeper conversation about bullying, not fitting in, and why we’ve always felt a little different. We reflect on our younger years, being the outsiders, and how cancel culture now feels like bullying with a rebrand.

Then we get into jealousy, support, and how people show up—or don’t. Alycia shares how mad she gets when her friends don’t support her, while Carly’s like, “It’s fine, I just assume I’m getting famous and they can’t come on my private jet.” Healthy? Maybe not. Real? Absolutely.

If you’ve ever felt misunderstood, unsupported, or just unbothered because you're clearly going places—this episode is for you. ❤️🔪

This week on Toxic Behavior, we’re diving into starpower and stalkers—because Alycia has entered her pre-fame era, and the unhinged attention is already rolling in. We’re breaking down the multiple stalker situations she’s dealt with, and how this is clearly just a sign that she’s destined for fame.

Meanwhile, Carly doesn’t have stalkers… because she is the stalker. But it’s fine—she can talk her way into (or out of) literally anything. We get into delusion, persuasion, and the fine line between main character energy and mild manipulation.

If you’ve ever felt like the universe is prepping you for your big break—you’ll feel right at home. ❤️🔪

This week on Toxic Behavior, we’re spiraling (with reason)—because Mercury retrograde is ruining our lives. We kick things off with some cosmic chaos, then recap our night at the Russ concert and the very real perks of being besties with a psychic—like knowing every man’s dick game before you even know his name.

Then we get into the wildest plot twist yet: Carly is now foot famous on TikTok after posting a silly little sock-sharing video with Alycia. The foot fetish community has logged in, followed, and absolutely made their presence known.

It’s funny, it’s unhinged, it’s definitely toxic... and probably one of our favorite episodes yet. ❤️🔪

This week on Toxic Behavior, we’re getting into the cheating our exes did, but more importantly—we’re talking about what we’ve learned about relationships since.

We dive into the reality that every relationship has its own rules, and it’s not anyone else’s place to judge—as long as both people are on the same page. Carly opens up about how her relationship works, the unconventional rules that actually build more trust, and why communication is everything.

If you’ve ever felt like your relationship didn’t fit the traditional mold—or if you’ve been cheated on and now have trust issues —this one’s for you. ❤️🔪