Toxic Podcast

Alejandro returns from the edge of existence to complain about this show where monsters fuck each other and discovers to his horror that he has become less woke. The werewolf disappoints. Aaron Sorkin finally gets his revenge on Gotham. Optimus Prime endorses Joe Biden. This one's fun, I think. 

Toxic Podcast has been resurrected and Alejandro is on a mission to describe the changing political landscape of the Transformers franchise as the earth is torn apart by the Cyber War. Alejandro heroically refuses to summarize the films, instead focusing on more important matters like Megatron's weird cloak. A franchise involving cars that turn into robots is also the only major franchise in which an apocalypse is quite so fully realized. We're back. 

Alejandro discovers the euphorically toxic True Blood, turns out to be a Vampire Bigot, and completely goes off the rails. Yami Yugi, Double Scrooge, and a Goose stop by and conflicts ensue. Contains probably the longest period of mouth footing in any episode of Toxic Podcast thus far. Apologies to all. 

Toxic Podcast returns from hiatus to discuss 2004's Religious Torture Epic Passion Of The Christ. Alejandro struggles through a genuinely brutal viewing experience, tackles the film's obsession with extreme violence, and wonders when God is going to show his loser face. A late drop in by Jack Black's character from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer precipitates a skidding out and Alejandro fails to plug his show. It's basically par for the course. 

Toxic Podcast returns in earnest to explore Boss Baby: Back In Business, a Netflix series which doubles down on the Toxic corporate universe of the Boss Baby film. Is that theme song simply too radical to deny? If these babies truly spend eternity doing this job shouldn't they be better at it? Happy New Year!

Alejandro draws monsters from a deck of worthless Yu-Gi-Oh cards discovered in his home, describes the monsters, and takes a swing at what the monster is resolving this New Year's. It's a placeholder episode. Sue me. 

For Christmas Alejandro got you a jam packed episode of Toxic Podcast concerning the Jim Carrey Grinch and debuts his Joe Biden impression. This one's got it all: youtube ads ruining bits, weird noises, problematic hemming and hawing over important topics, occasional moments of joy, and a great deal of self-indulgent projection onto the Grinch. Help, I'm feeling!!!

Alejandro takes a leisurely drive through Park Slope looking at Christmas lights, describing them, and trying his best not to talk about the supremely Toxic Love Actually. The fragment ends when Alejandro gets lost. Weird one. 

Christmastime is upon us and Alejandro brings to you The Santa Clause, a movie it is impossible to describe without using the phrase "kill santa."  Over the course of an hour forty a family is torn apart, a community of Elves are worked to death, and the police deploy a SWAT team. Merry Christmas? 

Alejandro recaps last week and then recaps his recap as he delivers a Holiday palate cleanser in the form of Chocolat, a movie that can best be described as CHOCOLATE FOOTLOOSE. The boundaries of the podcast concept are stretched by our inability to characterize the film as toxic, but in a pinch the recipe can substitute joyous insanity. There's no sound in space!!!