Toxic Podcast

Toxic Podcast

By Alejandro KolleenyComedyArts
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Toxic Podcast episodes

  • The Red Flag Special: Palahniuk Edition.

    Alejandro has read 3 Chuck Palahniuk novels in 4 days and passes the podcasting responsibilities off to Literary Kolleeny, who quickly finds himself muddled in the overwhelming toxicity of the P-man's writing style and oeuvre. Does this episode have literally no jokes? 

    59 min
  • Deep Blue Sully

    Alejandro gushes about the lamest movie of all time. Sully: a tonally jarring and confused movie with no clear villain or stakes that is about essentially nothing except how fucking awesome Sully is. We discuss anti-bald propaganda, the cosmic horror of air travel, and First Officer Skills sparks up many a fat spliff. As they say in France- "Birds." 

    1 hr 4 min
  • Broken: The Curse Of Mediocrity

    Alejandro unloads on Broken, a superlatively toxic earworm by alleged musical group lovelytheband. Life is about waking up in the morning and making some eggs. Was Shoenice real? We learn people with Trust Funds are the real victims and to close things out Sully Sullenberger dispenses 208 seconds of wisdom. 

    43 min
  • Season 2 Episode 1: An Evening With Flo

    Toxic Podcast begins its second season with a discussion of the iconic Progressive spokesperson Flo The Progressive Lady. A classy if scattered look at the toxic nature of advertising and the absurdist hellscapes in which ads take place. Alejandro tries not to be too philosophical as he essentially summarizes fifteen progressive commercials and complains about lazy jokewriting. Off to a great start. 

    51 min
  • Alejandro V Audience: Dawn Of Podcasting

    Allegedly this is the third episode in which Batman V Superman is discussed. But IS Batman V Superman discussed? Recorded 75 years to the day after the final episode of Toxic Podcast. Alejandro has a ten minute meltdown trying to describe the Cake Sequence. I guess this episode is weird enough that I have to be on its side??

    53 min
  • Eisenberg V Luthor: The Impossible Performance
    A lengthy character study of the most incredible performance in all of film: Jessie Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. A cumulative 40 minutes of screentime absolutely dominate the film, but why did some claim Luthor was actually the worst part of BVS? Our host unravels and becomes the very character he is attempting to describe. Lex inexplicably quotes Lolita. It's fucked up.
    48 min
  • Batman V Superman: Miserable World
    An unprecedentedly cheerful Alejandro Kolleeny gleefully begins his study of BVSDOJ, the template for Toxic Media as we know it. A comic book movie obsessed with making its audience and characters miserable, the film deliberately tries to exhaust the viewer and guess what baby--it succeeds! Alejandro opens up this overstuffed closet of toxicity only to have it rain down upon his head like so many tennis rackets and old coats. Breathe it in. That's fear!
    1 hr 12 min
  • The Joey Of Podcast Episodes
    Alejandro's initial intention to discuss Friends spinoff Joey is derailed several times as he recovers from an illness. We discuss Deadpool 2, Friends and Frasier, and the episode becomes crowded with characters. Eventually our intrepid host completely runs out of steam and pronounces the episode a failure. This is the Joey of podcast episodes.
    43 min
  • Sorry For Swearing At Ready Player Not Fun
    An incensed Alejandro Kolleeny chokes his way through his longest episode by far to address Ready Player One, a movie with a bad concept and no right to exist. Sorry about all the swearing but it is just so infuriating trying to enjoy this paint by numbers useless male hero story drowning in exposition with a concept that turns out to be "the internet." Join us for the movie version of when your grandfather finds out you do comedy and spends thirty minutes trying to describe what Youtube is.
    1 hr 8 min

About Toxic Podcast

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Comedian Alejandro Kolleeny hosts a Toxic Podcast about horror movies and all manner of Toxic media.