Alejandro is feelin' chippy on this episode of TOXIC PODCAST and finds himself picking arbitrary fights with The Beatles, kids with siblings, and Jimmy Kimmel while discussing 2017's Boss Baby. As the episode progresses Alejandro is forced to face the fact that Boss Baby is mostly a delightful film and only Toxic in its literal obsession with CGI Baby Ass. The finale finds us attempting to write a polar religious drama, and there's even a show plug!

Just in time for Deadpool 2 Alejandro watches the 2016 R rated comic book movie that Ryan Reynolds apparently blackmailed someone into making. Show us your face Ryan!! Another Toxic Reckoning occurs--in trying to describe Deadpool's massively problematic contents Alejandro is forced to address his own problematic thinking with mixed results. Also he has a nerd-tantrum. This one is rough.

TOXIC PODCAST returns to process the debut album from The Chainsmokers, widely regarded as one of the worst albums of 2017. Is it possible for music to sound less interesting than silence? Alejandro slogs through the album and in the process develops a lifelong vendetta against Alex and Andrew, the offending Chainsmokers. Woo!

In the shortest episode of Toxic Podcast to date Alejandro vents his spleen at Baa Baa Land, an unforgivably lazy 8hr relaxation film starring a bunch of sheep with numbers painted on them. The episode begins cocky and quickly unravels as it turns out an 8 hour movie with no plot is not the best conversation piece. Are sheep "relaxing" creatures?

A conflicted Alejandro Kolleeny nearly quits his own podcast as he discusses the 2011 Footloose remake, genuinely one of his favorite movies. A dance musical that gives its viewers tonal whiplash, the movie boasts Renn McCormack's amazing disappearing Boston accent and the single best Miles Teller performance of all time. Cut loose! By sitting quietly and listening to this podcast.

The third episode of Toxic Podcast is a reckoning of sorts. SAW III proves to be too much for Alejandro, who wonders for the first time if a podcast in which the host constantly exposes himself to toxic media is not the healthiest idea. The drama of Jigsaw and Amanda Young grows ever more tortured as the question looms--who's game is this? Don't drown in pig guts--have a listen!

Alejandro endures SAW II in the first listenable episode of TOXIC PODCAST. Both the gore and the convolutions of the plot are significantly heightened in what is definitely either the best or the worst SAW movie. We discuss Jigsaw as a teenage philosopher, cringe our way through the syringe-pit sequence, and wonder how many organs it's possible to cough up and keep walking around the house.

In an inaugural episode so plagued with audio difficulties some may describe it as "unlistenable," our hero discusses Saw, a movie credited with popularizing the "torture porn" genre of horror in the latter half of the 2000's. We attempt to make sense of Jigsaw's weird assertion that he helps people and find the essence of Toxic Media itself in the Unnecessary Poop Arm Sequence. Seriously I know that noise is awful, I figure it out in the next episode. We close out with Alejandro designing a Jigsaw trap for himself.