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DONT JUDGE ME.... You can't handle half of what I’ve dealt with… there’s a reason I do what l do.... theres a reason I am who I am.

apologies for the horrible technical difficulties and editing this week… you already know who to blame. ⁽˙³˙⁾

ty @soulobvs for helping with the intro ♡

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Greetings, seshanator

God of serving desire, son of Gagodite

Lay back and feast as this audio guides you

Through new and exciting positions

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THE QUEEN IS HERE... BOW DOWN. it's time for the long-awaited trade sesh LIVE, made possible thanks to our partners at itzbestiebear inn. alex and kev are joined IN PERSON by matt (@itzbestiebear) for 66 minutes of slightly drunk and very loud queening-outs. a ton of listener questions are answered and barely anything of substance is talked about. matt sounds like they're speaking through a traffic cone (they're actually using alex's normal mic...). alex is actually pretty audible for once. goddess ren (@rennbaebae) makes an appearance. and kev is a chop hoe.

lets get this sesh a cooking.

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TRADE SESH USED TO BE DOWN BAD BUT NOW A BITCH OKAY... sorta kinda. this week alex and kev finally get themselves together enough to upload a full-length episode featuring the one and only @MadameRusty. look forward to defiling your ears with even more discussions of of painting trade and random wet dreams, and find out if you're one of the like 3 listener questions that got answered.

check out Vera's book, "The Verdillion" here!!: https://a.co/d/dKa3TyX

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UGH... isn't life sad? it really just traps you.. it really just gets you. it's like i'm gonna SUCK. the life out of you. i was thinking about this podcast i've done trade sesh for 11 years; i've been putting my heart and soul and energy into it... and what do i have to show for it? a lifeless, soulless me!

um anyways this is the natasha denona palette it's super cute

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This is not a test, this is your Emergency Trade System announcing the commencement of the annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Governatch.

Gags of class four and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other gags are restricted.

Commencing at the sesh, any and all reads (including fierceness) will be legal for 12 continuous hours.

Butch, Twink, and Emergency Bottom services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. when the Purge concludes.

Blessed be our new founding sisters and America... a nation reborn.

May Gawd be with you all.

Story link: https://artificialqueens.tumblr.com/post/148610417720/the-purge-part-1-all-stars-2-the-purge

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IM GONNA VIOLATE YOU. alex and kev are BACK BACK BACK AGAIN on this post-pride weekend episode. kev's voice sounds like shit, alex lowkey doxxes herself, and a few more listener submissions are spilled.

oh my fucking godddrrrrrr foo.

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