UGH... isn't life sad? it really just traps you.. it really just gets you. it's like i'm gonna SUCK. the life out of you. i was thinking about this podcast i've done trade sesh for 11 years; i've been putting my heart and soul and energy into it... and what do i have to show for it? a lifeless, soulless me!

um anyways this is the natasha denona palette it's super cute

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This is not a test, this is your Emergency Trade System announcing the commencement of the annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Governatch.

Gags of class four and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other gags are restricted.

Commencing at the sesh, any and all reads (including fierceness) will be legal for 12 continuous hours.

Butch, Twink, and Emergency Bottom services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. when the Purge concludes.

Blessed be our new founding sisters and America... a nation reborn.

May Gawd be with you all.

Story link: https://artificialqueens.tumblr.com/post/148610417720/the-purge-part-1-all-stars-2-the-purge

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IM GONNA VIOLATE YOU. alex and kev are BACK BACK BACK AGAIN on this post-pride weekend episode. kev's voice sounds like shit, alex lowkey doxxes herself, and a few more listener submissions are spilled.

oh my fucking godddrrrrrr foo.

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WHAT I DO... alex and kevin grow cold in a dark, wet basement; it's almost kind of like your... anyway. this week they discuss the upcoming trade sesh x very delta crossover, greened out britney trade, and spill their thoughts on "Preacher's Daughter" by Ethel Cain. if you liked this episode then you can thank alex and if you hated it blame kev. 

and remember don't talk to strangers or you might fall in love

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OU THAT SOUNDED REALLY BRATTY... alex and kev become party girls as they talk talk about Charli XCX's new critically acclaimed album "Brat" and all of its club classics, rewind and discuss kev's 58-year-old trade, answer listener questions, and they may or may not say something stupid when they engage in some pride discourse.

shall we do a little key? shall we have a little line?

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I THINK THERE'S A TRADE STICKING OUT OF MY SESH. it's the 20th episode fagstravaganza and alex and kev are going ALL OUT with a very special 3-part sesh. topics include a melatonin nightmare storytime, alex's new beef with nymphia wind, kev's bizarre hookup with **-year-old "trade" + his friend who likes to watch, and a kiki with special guest @evadentz.

and where i do it, it's legal.

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