Norm’s got a Monday doubleheader: first, a public-service announcement that the “2–5” Arizona Cardinals are the most annoying good bad team you’ll see all year; second, a therapy session about the Rangers’ brain drain—Bruce Bochy already gone, and now pitching whisperer Mike Maddux exits stage left to Anaheim. We break down why Jacoby “No Picks” Brissett is the exact backup QB you don’t want to face, why this is a must-win that won’t feel like one, and how Maddux turned duct tape and journeymen into league-best ERA magic…which Texas now has to replace. Bring antacids.

Chapters

00:00:01 Trap Game Monday: “Underestimate Arizona at Your Peril”

00:00:27 Ad Break: Turn Your Nest Egg into a Stress Check

00:01:27 Best 2–5 Team Alive: One-Point Differential, Real Problems

00:02:56 The Nerd Stuff: +3:00 TOP, Run Game, and a Secondary on Clearance

00:03:35 Kyler Mystery Theater → Trade Deadline Smoke

00:04:26 Meet the Villain: Jacoby “Low-Pick” Brissett

00:05:08 1.4% INT Rate vs. Dak Reality Check

00:06:15 Must-Win Math: Playoff Hopes Need This One

00:06:55 Ad Break: Bob’s—Because Anxiety Pairs Well with Wagyu

00:07:40 Full Moon PSA: Blotch Today, Gone Tomorrow

00:08:55 Rangers Exit Wounds: Bochy’s Door, Maddux Follows

00:09:39 Why the Angels Just Got Smarter (And That Stings)

00:10:29 Receipts: ERA Freefall to World Series in Two Years

00:11:51 Round Two Magic: Title in ’23, Triaging ’25

00:12:53 Nine Closers, 26 Arms, League-Best ERA—Somehow

00:13:47 So…Why Did He Leave? And Why It Hurts Right Now

00:14:40 How to Keep Norm in Your Feed (Do the Follow Thing)

00:15:35 SWM Stamp: Credits & Exit Music

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