Finally, after this one we're back on track, and we aim to stay that way! Valley Girl is pretty worth it, though. We get the first moment where Nicolas Cage hits Peak Cage, almost Super Saiyan-like in his bizarre fury. It's a weird picture, but man, do we dig deep for this milestone performance.

Oh Jeez, we goofed on this one. I know we said we'd do Valley Girl, but it turns out that's really tough to find. So we did Rumblefish instead, and that's got a drunk Dennis Hopper, so you're welcome.

Our inaugural episode! Unfortunately, Nicolas Cage is barely in this one, and he's billed for the first and only time as Nicolas Coppola, so we mostly just talk about Cage in abstract and cringe at how racist and homophobic this "classic" gets.