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Classic TC False-starts // A Professional Critique of SNL // Andrew Yang Demands Payment for our Data // Post Malone's Rosé Reaches Top of Billboard Charts // Eggs Swipe Left or Right On Sperm // AMC Movie Theaters Backpedal to the Tune of Corona // Families of Two Women who Portrayed Aunt Jemima Speak out // Twitter's New Audio Feature // Fireworks Around America Are Questionable // NBA Lord of the Corona Rings // 1/2 A Mill Less Babies Born this Year? //

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Quaker Oats Removing Racist Branding // Soprano's Creator Accidentally Reveals Ending // Siri Phone Recording Shortcut For When You're Pulled Over by Cops // Amazon Will Stop Providing Facial Recognition Technology 2 Police (For 1 Year, LOL!) // Data Collection Mad Scary // Mark McGuire's Baseball Used to Be Worth 3 Million. Not Anymore // Light Bulbs May Be Listening to Us! // NBA Has Snitch Hotline //

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We're Back and Feeling Weird // NBA is Going to Disney World // Conan McGregor Retires (Again) // Baseball's Audience is Now Stuffed Animals // Coachella is Cancelled-Fraternities Everywhere Mourn the Loss, and also RIP Sex Suits? // Starbucks is Closing Everywhere-NYC is Now the Suburbs?! // Google's Getting Sued for Allegedly Collecting Incognito Mode (Porn) Data // Teeter Out

This week we're going into the vault, releasing an almost never before heard (and never meant to be heard) episode. Hear us working out the kinks in this resurfaced "episode 1" TC rarity. We'll be back next week.

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Happy National Hamburger Day! // Shahin's Rising Celeb Status // CDC Warns Aggressive Rats--The Rat Takeover (aughh!) // Fans Turn on John Krasinksi // SpaceX/NASA Blastoff Collab Countdown--People Are Half Paying Attention to It // Possibly Hitler's Alligator Dies // Minor League Baseball Stadium Listed on Airbnb // Twitter Fact-Checks Trump Tweets // Pablo Escobar's Brother Files Lawsuit Against Apple -- Also Selling Gold-Plated IPhone // 

They Said We Couldn't Pod // Bigamy Is Now Legal in Utah // Joe Rogan Leaving Youtube // Comedy Central Tries to Find the Humor by Firing People // Chuck E. Cheese Puts On Disguise For Takeout Operation--Twitter Is Asking Questions Tho // JCPenney Files For Bankruptcy // Kanye and Kim's Former Security Guard is Mad // The Last Dance ROUNDUP // 

Shahin's Getting Half Strong // The End of Silicon Valley (Cause Corona)?! // NBA Considers Playing ALL Games in Orlando+Georgia-- It's Getting Weird // Mother's Day Robbery, SMH // Last Dance Rant // Mother's Day RED LOBSTER Fighting and MAYHEM!! // The Origin of Circular & Tubed Meats // Tekashi 69 Donation Rejected // Robot Dog Encourages Social Distancing // 20K Georgia Teens Get Licenses Without Taking Drivers Test! // FDA Approved Magic Mushrooms // The Last Dance Rant & MJ is the Greatest //

Send us your Trash: [email protected] Pleasantries Exchanged // Ken Burns Disses Michael Jordan Documentary--Some Documentary Tangents // Corona Virus Protective Suit Created for Concert Going/Sex  // How to Wear a Covid Mask // Holding Breath During Covid // Is Hotboxing a Myth? // Wendy's Runs Out of Beef // Spitting on Cashier Incident in Philly // Man Secretly Living on Private Disney Island BUSTED // Is the NBA Moving to Disneyworld ?! // Elon Musk & Grimes Have a Robot Baby //

Send us your trash: [email protected] Trash Castle Screwups Addressed // Kanye West is Now a Billionaire. But How? // Ye Gearing Up 2 Run 4 Pres? // Tom DeLonge & Pentagon Spot UFOs // Upright Citizens Brigade Venues Close In NY, Innocent Audiences Breathe Sighs of Relief // De Blasio Breaks Up Rabbi's Funeral // SXSW Won't Give Refunds // Philly Can't Stop Throwing Garbage Down the Toilet, Mayor is Pissed // Shahin4Mayor Jacob4Sanitation // Students in NY File Class Action Against Universities //

A classic TC Screwup. Jacob accidentally recorded terrible audio (whoops!). It'll be better next week!

Send us your trash: [email protected] Earth Day! // Zoo May Feed Some of Their Animals 2 Other Animals // Oil Prices & Oregano's the New Currency // Man Breaks Into Local Restaurant & Feasts 4 Days // Netflix's Too Hot to Handle Inspired by Seinfeld // Reality TV Digression, Love is Blind=Documentary // Elmo-Led Drumline // Is Ellen a Monster? // Psychologist Says Boredom Good for Tha Brain? //