Trash Castle

Dunkaroos Are Coming Back to the US! // Youtube Demands Tech Firm Stops Collecting Database of Human Faces // Lazyass Salamander Stayed in Same Spot for 7 Years // PETA Says Term 'Pet' Is Derogatory, Call Them Companions // Shakira Charged W Tax Evasion // MoviePass Officially & Expectedly Dead // Real Lazy Oscar Predictions Based On Movies We Didn't Watch // Rapper Steals 4 Million From Employer to Launch Career // NY Knicks' Showers Are Trash // Teeter Out //

Construction Woes + Shahin's Florida Bball "Adventure" // $8000 to Watch the Super Bowl // Beloved Philly Flyers Mascot Gritty Allegedly Hits Boy // Eminem Raps Real Fast Setting Record, but Also Still Unlistenable // Proposal to Save NYC from Impending Doom by Building Hugeass Wall // Aerosmith Forces their Drummer to Reapply for Job as Aerosmith Drummer // First Iranian American W/ Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star // Is Migos Calling it Quits? // Songwriter David Olney Dies Onstage (RIP) // Teeter Out //

1st Living Robot With Frog Parts // Man Makes Half Court Shot: Is Fucked Over by New York Knicks // Rap Lyrics Used As Evidence in Court // Dave Chapelle Supports Andrew Yang // Kawhi Leonard & Paul George Plot Behind Drake's Back At Drake's House // Americans Trust Amazon More than Tom Hanks (SMH) // Amazon Looking to Push Luxury Brand // Pizza Robot Makes 300 Zas Per Hour // Kids Make Fun of 50 Cent's Friend // Adam Sandler Threatens to Make the Worst Movie Ever If not Oscar Nominated (Maybe) // 

We’re Back and Better Than Ever. Also, 2020 Has Been 8 Months Long Already // One Hero Sends Nudes 4 Australia // Man Registers Beehive as Service Animal // 1st Shaq Sighting of 2020/Shaq is God // Is a Rabbi a Preacher? // Woman Arrested for Headbutting Flight Attending and Mile High Club Attempt //  Airplane Snacks etc. Rant // Y2K Bug Taking Us Down in 2020 // People Don’t Know Where Iran is On Map // Marijuana Breathalyzer?! //  More Inclusive Mile High Club // Teeter Out // Facebook Banning Deepfakes // Teeterout 

It's 2020, and we're already nostalgic for 2019 so we're re-airing our first episode. 

raining rats in nyc // jewish Jackie chan turnstile jumpin // the iron sheik // Lebron's godfather moves // meek mill and mike rap beef // drake's $400k iPhone case // dave assman's revenge // michelle carter // hit us up joe rog

The Year in Trash. We are the oracle // Robert De Niro's Unhinged Podcasting // The Irishmen: 8 Hours too Long, // Amazon's Security Camera's Hacked // Kevin Spacey's Second Weridass Video // Virgil Declares the End of Streetwear // Wendy's Bball Frosty Conflict // Mayor of Chick-fil-A // Kanye's Xmas Album // California Weed Sales Lower than Projected // We discuss the highs and lows in trash this year, make apologies, and bury some Trash Castle hatchets. // 

Trash Castle Brand Adderrall! // Pornhub, Most Searched Porn of the Year! // Kumail Naniani’s Abs // NBA’s Dion Waiters Caught on Boat After Calling in Sick // Woman Maxes Out Annual Limit on Health Insurance, Art Basel Banana & The Worth of Life // Quebec Orders Comedian to Pay $35,000 for a Joke // Beverly Hills Synagogue Vandalized // Krispy Kreme’s Nazi Ties // New Slanted Toilet (Problematic!) // Pirate Bay’s Streaming Service // Mr. Roger’s Movie // Thing About Dogs & UPS // King Friday Porn Teeter //

Trash Castle/CVS Collaboration Stocking Stuffer // Oceans Are Losing Oxygen // $120,000 Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Art @ Art Basel // Kanye+Joel Osteen Yankee Stadium Snake Oil Collab // Dating App Matching People Based on Their DNA (It’s all over) // Autopiloted Tesla Crashes in2 Cop Car // Body Builder Marries Sex Doll/A Sex Doll Future // Amazon’s Ruining New York // Pseudo-Movie Review: “Marriage Story” (trash!) // Subway’s Chicken Isn’t Real // 311 Makes CBD Merch // Half A Story About Subway

Trashgiving Recovery // Sex in Ur Parent's Basement // Stray Dog Cuddles Orphaned Kittens // RIP to the Truest Cat, LIL BUB // World's First AI News Anchor, AKA It's All Over // Pete Davidson 1 Million Dollar NDA // Michael Jackson Musical // Toys R Us is BACK, and We Feel Nothing // French Fry Shortage?! // Robot Police Dog, Spot (Aughhh!) // Is Elon Musk Ruining Astronomy or Not? // Drake's Streaming Record // Shaq Gets Egg to the Face // Russian Cows Use VR // Teeter Out //