Trash Castle

A Trashgiving Special // Man Smuggles Meth in Goat Intestines (allegedly) // Black Market Bologna Smuggle Attempt // Porn Stars’ Instagram Accounts Deleted // The Bernie Sanders App // Netflix Buys Oldass NY Indie Theater // Sugar Ray Frontman Breaks-up with someone’s Boyfriend 4 them UPDATE: Turns out it was a joke // Google Hires Union Busters // Instacart Screwing Up Workers’ Wages // 2 Robots Debate Merit of AI aka We’re all Fucked // Iranian/Jewish Judo Love // Landline Interrupts Everything //

Living in the MOMA // Nike Stops Sales Thru Amazon // Stay at the $1 Surveillance Hotel // Schools Lock Kids in Rooms // E-Sports Players Face Same Psychological Stress as Football Players? // Marie Kind Cashes in Creating Junk Store // Hallmark Forces Applicant to watch 24 Hallmark Movies for $1000 // Did Disney+ Get Hacked? // James Harden Analytics // Nat Geo Screws Up their top 25 Destination List w/ Grand Canyon

Trash Castle = Miracle // Frozen Doll Target Debacle // NY Woman Arrested for Selling Churros  // Amazon Will Never Pay Taxes // Feral Hogs Destroy Shitload of Cocaine // Magical Cocaine Washing Up on the Shores of France // Popeyes Sandwich Shitshow; murder, joint sandwich // Arby's May Hate Children // Gender Reveal Party Results in Plane Crash // Apple Credit Card Sexist? // Soccer Robots Will Steal Our Lives // Google Has Our Health Data // Drake's New Weed Company // Disney Plus Screws Up //

Building a Trash Castle Legacy // The Krispy Kreme Hustle+TC hero // Stabbing at Popeyes //  Weed Bag stuck up Man's Nose 4 18 years // Kanye's Brunchella Controversy // Microsoft tries 4 Day Workweek // Netflix Cancelling Series Before They Can Grow? // Phone Screens Detrimental to Toddler Development? // Martin Scorsese Won't Stop Talking About Marvel Movies Not Being Cinema, SMH // Scientists Demonstrate Brain-To-brain Communication? (aughhh!!) // Lebron Surpasses MJ in Heckler Reaction Dept //

A Very SCaRy Halloween Trash Castle // Controversial Abusive Haunted House? // Apple Watch Saves Injured Man // Is Kanye’s "Jesus is King" IMAX Movie Scam?// Man Who is Stabbed Stabs Stabber with Knife // NCAA Compensating Players for their Name and Likeness // Cataclysmic Floods Around the World by 2050? // Marica, Brazil Providing a Basic Income // Vinyl Surpassing CD Sales/CDs Sell Exist // Francis Ford Coppola’s Angry Marvel Rant, Part 2 // Shitty Apple TV Plus Reviews // Teeter Out

Trash Castle is a Cult // School Security Guard Fired // Snoop Dogg's Full Time Blunt Roller // Outback Steakhouse's Surveillance System // Francis Ford Coppola Calls Marvel Movies "Disgrace" // The Joker Stairs=Tourist Trap // The Other 2pac Shakur (still alive) // Drake's Make-Believe NBA Championship Ring // Blink 182 Frontman Co-Signed By US Navy // Facebook's Cryptocurrency // Bang Bros Basketball Stadium? // Teeter Out //

Jacob's NyQuil Regrets + Apologies // The Joker // Cassette Tape Shortage?! // Weed Helps Geriatric Brains? // Dopest Time 2 Die // Walmart Delivers Groceries 2 your Fridge //  America's Fav Halloween Candy // Michael Jackson Musical // Arrest of Zombie Insta Star // Apple removes App Used by Hong Kong Residents // LeBron Speaks on Hong Kong // Should We Hate Ellen? // Family Lives Underground For 9 Years // Oxford Dictionary Adds Star Wars // AMC's Streaming Service // The Rock Running 4 President?! //

DayQuil Haze // China's NBA Ban // Snoop Dogg's Weed Show Questioned by UOK // Kylie Jenner's Stupid Bugatti // Barista's Share Wages // Jacob VS Shahin's Tipping Policy // We Know What Fruit Bats Think // America Agrees Candy Corn = Trash // Professor Spends $190,000 at Gentleman's Club // Netflix Bypassing Movie Theater System // Martin Scorsese Hating on Superhero Films // Dropping Priest Celibacy Requirements? // Target Opening Disney Story Inside Target // DayQuilTeeter Out

Pleasantries from Jacob's Mom's House // Medieval Peasants' Vacations Longer Than Ours // Applying to McDonald's via Alexa // Elon Musk Shipping Us to the Moon Real Soon?! // Kanye Not Making Secular Music Anymore // Can Kim Kardashian's SKIMS Make Us less Fat? // Felicity Huffman's Kid Needs to Retake SAT // Get Your CBD Oil @ American Eagle // Amazon Opening Grocery Store Chain // Viral Bagel Guy Runs From Fight Against Screech // Shaq's Rap Beef w/ Damian Lillard // Shit You Should Watch