Fall in love with some1 (and their AC) // Trash Castle Chapters // NYC Blackout Chaos // KFC Bucket Hat Holds Your Chicken // Cancun's Rotten Egg Algae // Elon Musk's Bluetooth Brain Implant=human doom?? // Chance The Snapper's Chicago Takeover // Beware of "Meth Gator"? // Netflix loses Subscribers // Oldass Build-A-Bear Launches Record Label (lol) // Amazon Prime Day is Amazon Trash // Teeter Out

Jet-Setting Jacob // Midwest Bean Updates // Putin Meat Face // Netflix Smoking Ban? // LA Coffee Shop Bans Kawhi Leonard // Cockroach Immunities // Yeezy's to do $1.5 Billion in 2019 // Jay-Z Enter the Legal Weed Business // Amazon Charges $3,200 for Late TextBook Return // Dalai Lama Update // Accutane Linked to Depression? // Iran Won't Stamp Tourist's Passports // Teeter Out

Broadcasting from Our Parents' Homes // Chicago's prized Bean Vandalized // Shitty Dan Bilzerian's makeup brand // Dalai Lama Sexism? //Wendy's Burger Thief=Hero // Alabama Hornet Takeover //Madonna's music video under fire // Happy Bobby Bonilla Day! // Classist Champagne Vending Machine // Shit You Should Watch is Hulu's Ramy

Phones Giving Teenagers Horns? // Philly Fireball Explosions // Travis Scott's $50 Cereal // Trash Castle Snafu // Women's World Cup Hypocrisies // It's Raining Rats @ Buffalo Wild Wings // 16 Tons of Cocaine Seized // Quibbi Coming Soon // A Woman Wakes Up Alone on a Plane // Drake Surpasses the Beatles // Shit You Should Watch: Kim's Convenience

Doomsday Clock // Underground Beijing Bunkers // RIP NYC's Metro Card // Rat Cyborgs // Bees Are Dying // Gene Edited Babies // Philly Soda Tax // Avengers Long AF // Endgame: War Good, Go Team, Me Like Coke // Avengers: Fuckin' Up Kids // Endgame: Time Travel Shit // Avengers: Emotional Shit // Endgame: Actors Galore // Avengers: 3 Hours of AC

Pod take 2 // Jacob's pastry score // Israeli Killer Robot // Impending bot takeover // #KuToo movement // Maine's proposed assisted suicide bill // Tracy Morgan Crashes $2 Million Car // Burger King selling fake impossible burger? // Drone Tacos // DJ Khaled's mad (& still untalented) // Lil Nas X has mastered the Internet // 25 coffees won't kill ya // Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing" Anniversary

YouTuber's Oreo Prank Backfires // Superyacht Sinking // Jay-Z 1st Billionaire Hip-Hop Artist // Scheming-Ass NYC Fucks // Khloe Goes to Prom // Zombie Raccoons // Uber Deactivates Low Rating Riders // Listener Appreciation // Plagiarizing Ashton Kutcher // Shit You Should Watch // Netflix Mind Control

Shahin's Cat Vomit Surprise // Drake wilin' out at Raptor's Games // Wendy's employee (hero) bathes in Wendy's sink // Get in Line to Die on Everest // Rapper Offset braves a Russian Bar Mitzvah // White Emojis // Kim Kardashian files trademark on new baby // Mackenzie Bezos gives half of hugeass Amazon fortune away // Man busted for smuggling leaches on a plane // UFOs are real as fuck? // Tyler the Creator, thank you for what you do (new segment invented!) // Shahin cleans up cat vomit & Jacob passes out

Jacob's Love Lesson // Polyamory sexbot future // Disgracing a Great Persian King with a Shitty $45 Trump Coin // Belgium kinda imprisons vegan parents // Americans against Arabic numerals // Computer virus “Art” SMH // Hershey’s Emoji Future // New Coke = old shit Coke // Uber drivers silenced by a button // Lil Kambo racks up streams & lies // Joe Rogan voice duplication = end of civilization

Hungover gamin' // Kasey Musgraves Rejects the Shoey // Milwaukee do better // Schumer & Chance's Wendy's Nugget Beef // Tinder's continued takeover of life // Ye charges $165 for Mother's Day // Cartoon Arthur's the GOAT // Lost connection while keeping it professional // Drake curse is truth // Humans R trash and so is the ocean // Silver Lining Morty