Bucks Lit // secret weed hiding spots // Denver mushrooms decriminalized as fuck // Best restaurant in US // Man in Philly sees every movie ever //Copyright in comedy clubs? // MJ sneakers actually look dope // RIP Chewbacca, we love you // Pretending Downey Jr. deserves an Oscar // Tinder's festival mode makes everything grosser // Tyra's more attractive than us all // Veggie meat equals new bit coin // teeter off psych-out

Star Child Podcasting // Trash Dinner Dates // Saving a Parking Spot with a Grill and You're Gone // Woodstock Shenanigans // Music Video Record Breaker Taylor Swift // Pete Davidson Bounced After Ariana Was Mentioned // NYC Clacker Board Has Been Replaced // Jacob's Transcendent Grand Central Solo Dinner // Put Down Your Phone & Live Longer // GoPro Animal Spies // A BiCycle Rideshare Trash Graveyard // 6th Year Anniversary of "Acid Rap" by Chance the Rapper // RIP John Singleton

Jacob Sick AF // Happy Passover Mofos // 24-Year Old $768 Powerball Jackpot Millionaire // Avengers End Game Shit // Netflix and Don't Chill // Freaking Off with Farm Animals-Lock Em Up! // Converting Belly Fat into Six Pack Abs // Bieber Back At It // Trash Celebrity of the Week Jack Nicholson

A Taiwanese Woman's Tears // Apple Takes Over Spotify in Paid US Subscribers // Criterion Channel is Live // Billie Eilish Is Blowing Up // The Office Tho // Texas Tech Tortillas // Drinking is Bad for You, Maybe? // Magic Quits // 1st Blackhole Pic Fuckk

Booing the Boys of Summer // Under 30 Men Getting Less Busy // Hawking Avengers Tickets // RIP Agnes // RIP Nipsey // Bieber's Baby Blunder & Tom's Trash Tweet // SEGA's Back! // Jacob Says No Thanks to the Impossible Whooper // Powerball Winner Come Forth! // Topless Selfie Troubles // Logic: New York Times Bestseller smh // Lil Nas X's Removed from Billboard's Country Chart

Happy Persian New Year // the Quiet Storm with Jacob // Shaq is the GOAT // Persian Love Tales // Click Farms // AirPod Deaths // Instagram is the Devil // Twitter is a Void // Philly's Opioid Safe Site // Dr. Dre's $70 Million Tuition Payment // Meritocracy is Trash

Meek Mill Weekend // Questlove's Vegan Cheesesteak Jawn // RIP Dick Dale // RIP MySpace // iPhone's Tracking Your Ass Like a Mug // Meet Tengai: Humanity's Impending Doom // Elon Musk // Late Night w/ Lilly Singh // Armando, Prize Pigeon

Bolt Bus Bathrooms // 30th St. Station Clackers // Seal Eats an Entire Loaf of Bread // Amazon-ification of America // ShallowBucks BS // 2Chainz & Lebron Playing No Defense // Prodigy Star Keith Flint Commits Suicide // Future's No Show // No West Coast Dem Presidential Nominees // Bankshot Bernie // Elon Musk and Rich Fuck Doomsday Bunkers

Oscar Tears // Diddy's Wax Statue // Measles among the NYC Hassids // Robert Kraft // Bradley and Gaga // Philly ABBA Letter

nyc raining rats // the jewish Jackie Chan turnstyle jump // the Iron Sheik // LeBron's godfather moves // meek mill n mike rap beef // Drake's $400k iPhone case // dave a**man's revenge // Michelle Carter // hit us up Joe Rogan