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Pleasantries Exchanged // Corona Frozen Pizza Limitation Challenges America // NCAA/Hooters Shutdown Causes Corona Chicken Wing Surplus // Meat Production & PETA Hierarchy of Cuteness // WWE Considered 'Necessary Service" // NBA Creates Horse Competition, it's Not Good //Tiger King's Carole Baskin Upset w/ How She Was Portrayed // Shahin Likes Cauliflower Crust // FDA Tells Alex Jones to Stop Promoting Fake Covid Cures // Joel Osteen Rant //

Tracing Shahin's Descent into Corona Madness // Corona Divorces + FaceTime Cheating // Shahin's Scarring Experience #1 // Major League Baseball Corona Plans// Major League Bio-Dome Reality TV Baseball // U of Penn Students Make Minesweeper Simulation of U of Penn // Netflix Instagram Live Show Cashes in On Mental Illness // Wisconsin Primary is Screwed Up // Joe Rogan Stuff // Disney World Taking People's Temperatures? // Shahin's Recipe of the Week // Joel Osteen & Kanye Dropping Easter Service Collab //

An April Fools' Day Special // Childhood Bedroom Quarantine Over // Public Enemy, Chuck D, & Flavor Flav's Lazy April fools' // K-pop star Jaejoong says he has Corona, then April fools'! // Shaq's Corona Coachella performance // Tiger King Recap! // Rona Surveillance // Michael Jordan Documentary Coming Soon & Conspiracy Theories // Alex Jones' Infowar App Banned by Google // 101-year-old man beats every illness including Corona // Cheesecake Factory Decides Not 2 Pay Rent // Shahin's Recipe of the Week //

We're the Oracle // The Day Jacob Met Weezer // Corona Mocker Licks All Over Walmart // Shahin's Video Game Recommendations // Terrible Tiger King Recap // Jeremy Renner Wants Child Support Discount // LeBron Gets Sued 4 Posting Pics of LeBron // The Fasties (Fast Food Awards) Recap // Shahin's a Crustpunk // Philly Not Arresting People // Movie Theaters Creating Virtual Experiences // McDonald's Thrown Shade for Showing Imaginary Support // Stand By Britney Spears // Shit You Should Listen To/Watch //

Fleeing NYC During Corona // 17-Year-Old Makes Website that Tracks Coronavirus // Yang's Phone Blowin' Up // Corona Porn Searches Spike on Pornhub // Elon Musk Tweets Annoying Shit // Things 2 Do During Social Distancing // Movies Meant for Theatrical Release Now Streaming Online-End of Movie Theater? // Bitcoin Prices Decline // Part of Dead Sea Scroll is Fake // Pope Asks God 2 Stop Corona // NBA Hoarding Corona Testing Kits // Wine Bottle Stabbing @ Costco // Ass Washing Technology // Drake's Billboard Record // Animator Banned

Jacob's NYC Corona Report // Warriors Playing NBA Games Without Fans in Attendance (Corona!!) // RIP Marnie, The Instagram Dog :(( // How to Create a Celebrity Pet // Krispy Kreme Makes Diabetes in Mini Size Now // Can Dogs Get Corona? // Uber's 2020 Lost & Found Index // Post Malone's Concerned Fans // Space X Sending Rich People 2 Space in 2020/2021 + Space Snack Talk // Scientists Paying Volunteers to be Infected with Corona Virus? // Teeter Out //

Corona hiding spots // Amazon is Scared of Corona, Cancels SXSW Screenings // Studies Show Humans Smell Handshakes // Love is Blind Review, Love is Blind Psychological Studies // Pornhub Releases 1st Non-Porn Feature Film on Site =New MOMA // Marshawn Lynch Thrown Shade by Ungrateful Princeton Students // Twitter Testing Out Disappearing Tweets // Universal Basic Income In Philly // Lady Gaga's Dad Is Pissed // Spike Lee vs NY Knicks Beef // Flavor Flav Kicked Out of Public Enemy //

Jacob’s Battle w/ Cod // Police Rule Gritty Didn't Smack Kid // Iconic Boner4Ever Graffiti at Risk // Iran's Health Minister Contracts Corona, Shahin's Y2King House // Drug Dealer Loses $60mill in Bitcoin// Apple Doesn't Allows Villains 2 Hold Iphones In Movies // Friends Reunion // Musicians Generate Every Possible Melody 4 Public Domain // Hot Pockets Heiress Caught Bribing College // Clearview AI Hacked // MJ Speaks on Meme // Drake Trolls Giannis // Bookstores Trying 2 Compete W/ Amazon //

Our 1 Year Anniversary and It's Interesting // Bloomberg Pays Influencers $150 2 Post Ads for Him // Common's All-Star Game Player Introduction Rap // Ice Cube Calls Out NBA for Taking Credit 4 His Idea // Justin Bieber Didn't Steal that Song // Top Vacation Spots lol // Video Game Money Isn't Real According 2 IRS // Bomb-Sniffing Grasshoppers?! // KFC Chicken Crocs w/ Chicken Smells // Man Awarded $150K 4 'IM God' License Plate // Jeff Bezos Pretends 2 Care Some More // 

Thursday is Going Down On You // Kanye's Life of Pablo Turns 4 // The Oscars-No one's Watching Them // Yang Gang is Over Until 2024/Joe Biden's Lobotomy? // Disney Fines School $250 4 Showing Lion King @ Fundraiser // Papa John Lies About Pizza Eating // Elon Musk Wants 2 Cancel Facebook + Jacob & Shahin Rant About Twitter For Awhile // Libraries > Movies? // Amazon Still Treats Workers Like Trash // Kant Attacked by Graffiti // Pianist's $20,000 Piano Destroyed // First-Ever Fast Food Awards