Trash Sprinkles

We have puppy problems (but nothing too bad) while we debate (and praise) the Dog Whisperer. James has a meeting at work and it is irritating and pointless. Our new weekly segment: "Leeann's Bitch of the Week" Tech support for parents is hard, but over the phone? Fuggedabowdit . . . Psychotic white Mustang chases James at nearly 100mph. Nina Gordon: The woman. The music. The podcast: Suffragette Radio. Taco Bell has a new commercial and Tim is ready to vomit . . . err, boycott. Chinese ciggies and our own bad habit. Article: Spiders spiders everywhere, and Tim has a theory. No more Lassie; pass the Mr. Bigglesworth, please. It's the Zimbabwe buffet and pets are on the menu. Don't let that Outro music fool you; we keep blabbing. So stay a while past the music.Leave a Comment or email us at [email protected].

The Texas Mourning Dove Massacre; Liam Sullivan's Kelly is gonna BETCH SLAP you, shetbag; Tim farts to the tune of Sara Silverman; Tim and James ponder why Show 7 has so many downloads; The newest big news at the Tastes Like Burning studios is a bitch . . . well no he's actually a boy, so really it's just a dog; Leeann is a photoholic; A CHRISTIAN PHONE BOOK lands on our doorstep; and other random stuff.Shout outs to:For Whatever Reason & Hometown TalesLeave a comment or email us at [email protected]!

Tim is Evil . . . duh; Leeann makes Tim puke; Comments from the website; We have DSL now; For Whatever Reason show still rocks; Signing cards at work can suck; Don't you hate it when this happens?; Big A-holes spur a rant; Tim drops the F-bomb about saggin' pants\shorts (or "britches," as Leeann and her dad call them); The United Way can be WAY crappy, prompting a random rant at the end. All this and more after this download.Email us at [email protected] or leave a comment!

We're 2/3 drunk and you're not. So pour yourself a drink and, like, listen and stuff.Cheers!--TLB

Exploding playgrounds, collapsing bridges, category 5 hurricanes, OH MY!; Timmy talks in Olympic-sized circles; James & Tim review Zombie Honeymoon; Leeann reviews Stardust; The movie, Hate Crime, makes us think; Kitty B. and the White Cotton Panties; The radio is repetitive and redundant; Organic milk rocks and doesn't give you man teats; Environmental Estrogens; Leeann & James get pissy; Department of Corrections For Whatever Reason; Bucket o' Estrogen-fish to 2 Guys 1 Brain; Bottered Watle; Stupid co-workers; James & Leeann call a truce over a brewskie; Timmy's insecure about his non-alcoholic ways; Leeann & James decide to drunk podcast . . . RIGHT NOW!; Irish Hell; Juan the Goat; Abusive pricks and the pregosaurs who love them; Diets are hard . . . on the NON-dieters; Leeann's overdue book; iPhones still suck; Domestic surveilance; and barebacking with Catherine the Great.NOTE: We take back everything we said about AT&T. We love them. And their affordable DSL service.

We're too lazy to podcast; Leeann gets a mammogram; Leeann on Weight Watchers; Leeann's dental fun; Shout-outs; Hairspray & John Waters; Sugar daddies and the gold diggers who date them; Ball-ripping fun; Peeny piercing; Getting schooled in a graveyard, India-style; James gives away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Collapsing bridges make us sad and ponder the safety of our own bridges; Choppers falling from the sky; Chinese imports will kill you and your children and your pets; James reviews Transformers; Bastian spooking the hell out of us; and Leeann's bitch, Piper, sees dead people.

Lucky number 13 on Friday the 13th is our longest show yet . . . Mwahahahahahahaaaa!! The cat came back; James's dental surgery fun . . . or at least the painkillers were fun; Leeann's La Bare's experience leaves her scarred for life; Giving Sebastian the Monkey-cat a chemical burn with a very bad product; James's shameful night at a bath house; Leeann's public park tryst on a picnic table outside the local ballpark; Tim's almost shameful almost caught parking by a cop; Tim tries to call Bekka & Lesley; Superstitions and fears; a shout out to Sandi; Don't you hate it when your name is made into a song?; and Leeann reviews the new Harry Potter movie.

Tastes Like Burning is cheaper by the dozen, or so we've heard. Intro? We don't need no stinkin' intro! Sebastian the monkey-cat almost kills James's Moto RAZR; James & Tim sentence the neighborhood tabby cat to death; PS2 DDR is totally fab; James's volunteer work is a total crapfest; Public puking; 4th of July fun; Leeann disses James's homeschool upbringing; Fortune Cookie Minute; Tim calls his dad; We dish on a Missionary Woman; The Star Wars exhibit wasn't all it's cracked up to be . . . unless you're smoking crack; and email us comments, bitches! [email protected] or [email protected]

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; Speaking of inappropriate touching, don't you hate when strange people touch you?; and Everybody interrupts Everyone and Tangents Abound.

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horribly, grotesquely wrong (we're talking genetic experiment, Chernobyl mutation wrong).