How much do you care about the sanctity of human life? Hopefully more than the Cullens...

I'm so sorry about any audio file mishaps! All fixed now. 

Rebecca cries from laughter twice and most of the run time is taken up by yelling about how to be a good teacher. What's not to love?

Do Colleen and Rebecca know anything about The Chronicles of Narnia? Why does it matter? 

What is a Mary Sue, really? And how much are we loving this morning record energy?

Edward is HORNY, Rebecca and Colleen have NO voices, let's GO!

Article about Stephanie Meyer's reticence towards diversity: https://www.indiewire.com/2018/10/catherine-hardwicke-twilight-diverse-cast-stephenie-meyer-refused-1202009330/

Another even chapter, another chapter devoid of good things to talk about.

Here's the Sarah Z. video on Dr. Horrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUxtQX9XSJs

For some inexplicable reason, Colleen says "Persephones" instead of "Persephone" like 10 times in this episode. Why is she talking about Greek mythology? Find out! 

This whole episode could be summed up by the smash hit from the Police, "Every Breath You Take". That's not a good thing.

Apologies again for the thunder in the background.

The weather gods also wanted to talk about Midnight Sun this episode! Unfortunately all we can really hear from them is rumbles of far off thunder (so we're sorry about the weather on Colleen's end).