Shoutout out to surprise special guest Bandit there at the end! What a good boi

Alternate title for this episode: "It's time for me to touch your son"

Come one, come all to learn about the disaster that was college freshman orientation in 2013!

And we talk about the chapter too. 

Welcome to our shortest episode ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6qeV4zwWRI

Folks, this may be our most unhinged ending to an episode ever. And we are including "Trashclipse" in that statement.

What you'll receive in this audio package includes but is not limited to: discussion of Lee Pace's moose from the Hobbit trilogy.

CONTENT WARNING: Discussions of intense racism throughout the episode. 

This could probably be every episode description, but we really go off about gender and sexism in this one. Also, ACAB. 

This is one of our more unhinged episodes folks. Can we connect Twilight to John Wick? 

It's about to get Shakespearean up in here y'all. Anything's better than this book, right? 

Women can't have it all - it's either plot or stuff to talk about on the podcast. You must pick one.