This one's got child development, horrible babies, and racism! The Stephanie Meyer trifecta! 

We've got your found places and your found people, but very little discussion of Twilight...

If all you want from your podcast is a discussion of the impossible standards women are held to, and a link to the best movie scene of all time, you've come to the right place. The scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4b84jR8jSM

At the very end there we give y'all a lot of directions for emails to send us, so we have very high expectations...

Colleen describes her takes in this episode as "flaming hot Cheetos takes". If that doesn't interest you I don't know what will. 

We've made it to the most ICONIC Twilight scene. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw9ykbvyPXk

The advantages of being a vegan! The sensuality of Sarah Palin! Why Chuck is great! All this and more in this lil episode. 

We get to talk about mantis shrimp! How does that relate to Twilight? Find out! 

So many good things about this episode! Let me count the ways:

1) Back to Bella's perspective

2) Some flamin' hot takes on classic books and movies by Colleen

3) A very special guest segment starring Quentin! 

It's the end of the (Jacob chapters) as we know it and I feel fine!