Trashedlight

Yes, yes, I know I forgot Melisandre and God knows how many other Game of Thrones characters in my count. I was drunk. Our points still stand.

Here's one of the best videos on the Internet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXowfha2dTE

Apologies for some of the audio quality ~issues~; I did my best (it wasn't much) to mitigate them!

Here, as promised, is a link to a small article from the Burke Museum in Seattle entitled "Truth vs. Twilight". The museum seems like a wonderful place and you should check the rest of the website out! https://www.burkemuseum.org/static/truth_vs_twilight/

Happy Anniversary to us!! In this, our 52nd episode (would our anniversary be the 53rd episode? Who can really say), we wax poetic about many things. The first anniversary gift is traditionally paper, so feel free to send us money (that's paper right?)...

Get ready for Colleen to do a ~light~ amount of screaming about men and their terrible natures, and stay tuned in all the way until the end for one of the most buck-wild Catholic religious education stories you've probably ever heard...

Rebecca and Colleen do some fun thought experiments for a lot of this episode, including a riveting "Would You Rather". Let us know your spicy answer!

Here is the Indiebound link for the book Colleen mentioned: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780062470836

A very important Ian McDiarmid correction - he did play Palpatine in Return of the Jedi! What a star.

If you're interested in a wild Michael Sheen performance (and a different take on this scene than the book gave us), here is a clip from the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfsS2lJWTUg

Instead of an attempt to be funny this will be a plea to anyone out there who has ever seen a one thousand, five thousand, or ten thousand dollar bill. PLEASE email us and let us know - I have to know more about their existence. 

Is this the wildest way we've ever ended a show? Guess you'll have to listen to the whole thing to find out.

Colleen was wrong about the cell phones on planes thing but right about the gas station thing and here are the receipts from Mythbusters to prove it: https://mythresults.com/episode49 and http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2014/10/03/cellphones_at_gas_stations_mythbusters_debunk_one_of_the_biggest_myths_in.html

Here is the vampire simulator Rebecca mentioned: https://www.omnicalculator.com/other/humans-vs-vampires

As one of us says in this very episode, "Buckle up, buttercup!" We talk shitty men (as usual) and weird things to hear at work. Bonus points if you can identify both the singer and the musical from which the piece of our interlude song comes. 

Get ready to hear the funniest pitch for a podcast you will ever hear in your life - it's the one podcast we'd openly admit is funnier than ours. Kudos to Archer for the idea!