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"Team Jacob or BUST, babbbyyyyy!!!"

--Colleen, for way too long in this episode, as is her right as a podcast host.

Also there are some weird clicking noises in this episode that your fearless editor half tried to get rid of as completely as possible, and we apologize for the ones still there. 

We laugh a LOT in this episode, and y'all know how loud we tend to get when we laugh a lot...

Here is a link to the Twitter thread Rebecca mentioned about men expecting women to wait for them: https://cheezburger.com/7841285/twitter-user-shares-story-about-how-his-friend-lost-love-and-its-an-important-message-6-tweets

How did we make Kenneth Brannagh relevant in the middle? You'll just have to wait and see.

If you want to start therapy and are unsure how, reach out to your general practitioner doctor or start a web search of therapists in your area! We highly recommend it.

We have created a new official byline for the podcast: "I'm not saying Bella was asking to contract a vector-borne disease, I'm just saying she wasn't setting herself up for success". If that doesn't make you want to listen, what will???

The theme of this episode: religion. Lots of it, folks. We also create a new, social justice related hashtag!! #NotAllAdolescents. It's okay, we don't really get it either.

CONTENT WARNING: We discuss suicide and suicidal ideation for a small chunk in the middle of this episode. If you want to avoid both the conversation about it and our content/trigger warning, skip from 26:34-32:01. If you or a loved one need help ever, the AFSP is a great place to start: https://afsp.org/

Book #2 babbbyyyyy!!!! I looked for almost 20 minutes and I could NOT find the David Tennant interview I referenced, sorry babes. I'll just let that morsel tempt you into finding out why we talk about David Tennant in this episode!

Well, if the title doesn't clue you into what our "secret bonus episode" is about, I'm not sure what to say. Have some spicy discourse about super heroes! BAH BAH BAH BAH....

Well...we were drunk. What can I say. Colleen does a weird amount of whispering and forgets to circle back to her (I'm sure very important) point about Billy Burke. Rebecca makes too much sense about science but don't worry, you can tell she's drunk too.

We've hit peak Edward possessiveness and weirdness just in time for the book to be over!...And for it to probably get worse in the next books!...Also, it turns out the state of Washington does have a version of a Cinderella law, which you can read about here: https://www.atg.wa.gov/driving-laws

Come on a journey with Colleen as she learns a new fact and fails to pronounce the word "opioid" about 17 million different times! And join us all in commemorating the last non-epilogue chapter of Twilight! On a more serious note, here is a good article explaining a more exact timeline of the opioid crisis: https://www.poison.org/articles/opioid-epidemic-history-and-prescribing-patterns-182